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A rope, two trees, and an unsuspecting car...

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MadSteezin
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What would happen if I were to take a rope and tie one end around a pretty fat tree on one side of the road, and tie the other end of the rope around another fat tree on the opposite side of the road as tightly and strong as i could. What would happen when a car runs into the rope?
Oct 11 2008 2:29PM
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eric25
Posts: 754 - Karma: 11
Something that could be damaging to the car depending on what rope you use, and something that could be hilarious for you. It would suck if somebody did that to you though, and it did do damage to your car.
Oct 11 2008 2:39PM
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NW_Rider
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a felony.
Oct 11 2008 2:42PM
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fsscott
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anti matter creation
Oct 11 2008 2:49PM
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Jordan
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It may sound funny but thats just retarded. Can't kids these days find fun without fucking things up? If it happened to my car I'd probably come out with the baseball bat thats in the back of my car.
Oct 11 2008 2:52PM
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Microcosm
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you could kill or injure someone pretty badly, (including yourself) be tried.. maybe prosecuted. and you would fuck up the rest of your life. know what you would deserve it too, for being such a dumbass.
Oct 11 2008 3:14PM
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PhaedeD
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exactly. shit is crazy though on the real.
Oct 11 2008 3:21PM
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skiblandford
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the 1 ton car would break through the rope
Oct 11 2008 4:10PM
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Malcolm
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unless it hit a one ton steel cable
Oct 11 2008 4:13PM
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MadSteezin
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lmao! I'm just gonna use a normal rope.
Oct 11 2008 4:21PM
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skier_boy26
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it would pretty much cause some damage, more with a bigger/stronger rope. stupid really.
just use leaves when they are abundant.
Oct 11 2008 4:24PM
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A_Davis
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oh umm the cops will knock on your door, pull you out of your house, beat the shit out of you and then you sit in jail the rest of your life while getting railed be big joe. dont drop the soap
Oct 11 2008 4:26PM
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mnjib
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as kids my friends and i would get rolls of packing tape and run it at intersections. cars would see the glare stop look at it cuss then drive through it making a big snap noise it was fun.
Oct 11 2008 4:28PM
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Sideways_Shane
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you end up going to diversion an getting 40 some what hours of community service:)
Oct 11 2008 4:33PM
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Aaaron.
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bahahahahaha
that is sick sick sick sick sick sick

Oct 11 2008 4:34PM
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MadSteezin
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I'll try that first, if it isn't entertaining I'll switch to the rope!
Oct 11 2008 4:40PM
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sick-as-aids
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would the car not see the rope?
Oct 11 2008 5:13PM
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Leo.
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my neighbors and i used to get the long balloons for making balloon animals and shit and we would fill them up with water and lay them across the road.  People would stop so often and check shit out it was so fun
Oct 11 2008 5:21PM
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MadSteezin
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not if they're haulin ass!
Oct 11 2008 5:56PM
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BASS_PRO_SHOP
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used barbed wire. way more fun.
Oct 11 2008 6:14PM
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zylstra
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if the rope was strong enough it'd decapitate (sp?) the occupants. like some ghost ship shit.
Oct 11 2008 6:55PM
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Bob_Gnarley
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its going to be funny when you end up in jail with a felony.
Oct 11 2008 7:01PM
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Charles^stevens
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False,  if the cable had a breaking strenght of 1 ton, the car would breake thoguth it becasue the car has momentum behind it,  which makes that 1 ton car hitting the cable like its a 5 ton car, depending on its speed.  i learned about this in physics the other day. haha,   who cares if a car hits it imagein a motorbike, hahaha
Oct 11 2008 7:03PM
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liukangkid
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it would probably break or just untie. You should do something less harmfulll and more abviouse that someone would have to get out of there car and move like taking peoples bags of leaves this fall and making a road block.
Oct 11 2008 7:21PM
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twsnow22
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kinda messed up.... haha this one time in fifth grade we built like a wall of tumble weeds across a road and the first car to come was a cop haha...
Oct 11 2008 7:28PM
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DaveM
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there might be a dent in the car but i dought that it wont go through the rope..
Oct 11 2008 7:29PM
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zerospinskier
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Just do the invisible rope prank!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-_15G4Y11dY&feature=related
Oct 11 2008 9:58PM
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zerospinskier
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Oct 11 2008 10:00PM
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TheMoostafian
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hah me and my friend had these two speed limit signs that were right across from each other on a road by our houses.... so we'd go out there at night and make an entire wall of saran wrap across the road.. it was pretty funny


cars would see it and stop and then just drive through and it'd snap

hah one guy got out and cut it down... he was lame
Oct 11 2008 10:21PM
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s_a_m
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haha my friends and i pretend to do that.  What you do is as a car is coming towards you two of your friends pretend to tie a rope to two trees.  Sometimes the cars dont notice but when they do it is so funny.
Oct 11 2008 11:45PM
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theres_ghosts
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proly see that hangin across the road

if not and the car its it right your lookin at decapitation

Oct 11 2008 11:50PM
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603skier
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when all the leaves fall put em in a big line in the middle of the raod and cars will stop.
for added fun put boxes of those pop! things.

Oct 12 2008 1:11AM
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Hertz
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yoyoyoyoyoyo

you gotta tie strings around eggs then hang them over electrical wire at windshield level
guranteed to stop traffic
Oct 12 2008 1:38AM
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Funnel
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Even better!  Get caution tape.  Tie it across a road.  and cars will turn around thinking it's under construction.  I did it in my neighborhood and people would stop and turn around.  It was so damn funny!  Then people started to figure it out and they would drive straight through it.  I think you should put like clear packing tape in front of the caution tape so when they drive through it thinking they were smart enough to know it wasn't really closed they get tape stuck to their car.
Oct 12 2008 1:40AM
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scientist
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you are the man.
Oct 12 2008 1:53AM
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ATLskier
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one of the guys in my dad's band back when he was in high school got killed cause there was a wire or something across a parking lot and he was on a motorcycle. He got decapitated.
Oct 12 2008 2:24AM
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Liam.Butler
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Your a such a douche, obviously you get shit handed to you by your parents and don't have to work for anything or you would know that a car is not cheap and running into a rope put up by a little fucker and damaging your car would suck. No matter what the damage is its the principle of it. If you want to have fun with drivers then find a local dairy go into the shed where they keep the spoiled milk and put that on the road. The car runs over it and makes a loud bang and sprays milk everywhere. Should keep you entertained for a good 20 minutes. 
Oct 12 2008 2:42AM
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orange.
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me and my cousins did it with saran wrap and it broke a guys windshield some how.
Oct 12 2008 2:44AM
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spidey
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dude play pull the rope- a game where you and a friend play tug of war at opposite sides of the road with "invisible rope". even know theres nothing there, people will slow down, maybe even stop, before they realize you guys are faking it. pulll the rope is so fun
Oct 12 2008 2:55AM
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orange.
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dude you obviously didnt read the thread
Oct 12 2008 2:57AM
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MadSteezin
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Thats fucking hilarious!
Oct 12 2008 4:14AM
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BFFset.
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yeah its all fun and games until a dude on a motorcycle goes by....
Oct 12 2008 3:47PM
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[~_~]
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You create two dehydrated pirates, REhydrated.
Oct 12 2008 3:50PM
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AALT
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FUCK you beat me too it.
yeah if a motorcycle drives by, be prepared to book it.
Oct 12 2008 3:53PM
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tBatt
Posts: 9632 - Karma: 580
so your actually doing it?

your the stupidest fucking kid ive ever met
and ive never even met you!
Oct 12 2008 4:15PM
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BEARS.
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hahahahahahaha thats gold. +k for a sick find.
Oct 12 2008 8:13PM
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Perma
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+karma for a really good laugh. thank you
Oct 12 2008 9:32PM
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magic_steve
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i did it and got yelled at pretty severely. it was string though.. and i was holding it with my friend... we were probably 8.
Oct 12 2008 9:36PM
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