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NS Bumper Stickers

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00000000
Posts: 11075 - Karma: 82,508
So I'm going to get a shit ton of these made on Tuesday, so you guys have until Monday night to spit out all the ideas you have stored away in your head.

If your idea ends up being used, you'll get some free stuff.

Pretty good deal eh?
Oct 10 2008 10:26AM
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AKburns
Posts: 464 - Karma: 9
newschoolers.com
we go both ways (no homo)
Oct 12 2008 4:01AM
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ben_southworth
Posts: 1063 - Karma: 447
DROP CLIFFS NOT BOMBS
Oct 12 2008 11:24AM
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CoachG
Posts: 2546 - Karma: 448
excuse my driving, i'm currently replying to threads on NS.com

caution: makes wide pow turns.

How's my Jibbing? 1-800-NewSchoolers.com


Oct 12 2008 11:25AM
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triebby
Posts: 8670 - Karma: 2,190
"Even my car has afterbang" and just about everything from Bangor is awesome. This entire thread is hilarious, so many freakin hilarious entries.
Oct 12 2008 12:05PM
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MikeWalsh
Posts: 486 - Karma: 13
i prefer

newschoolers.com
we go both ways (no hetro)
Oct 12 2008 2:02PM
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FreeskierBh
Posts: 188 - Karma: 187
FIRST for pow days, Newschoolers.com
Oct 12 2008 2:55PM
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tahoeskier
Posts: 372 - Karma: 433
I think theres a good case to be made that five different bumper stickers would be the perfect package to represent the NS community:
-One for the jibber in us all: somethin like "i brake for handrails" or "ill lipslide your box if..."
-One for the pow days: I liked "caution: makes wide pow turns" or "drop cliffs not bombs"
-One that only skiers would get: like "I ride fat twins" or some gaper pawn
-One that pawns on our own computer lurking: one of the lines about n00bs, FIRST!?!?!?ing, or lollercoasters
-And one thats an inside NS joke: Definately "how do you get to chads..." or "cool story hansel"

I think this would be better than trying to squeeze one phrase out of this hilarious thread and you could pick one or more stickers that relate most to you. Hopefully you guys have the option to be a little flexible cause these would be dope sold as a pack!
Oct 12 2008 3:09PM
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Reed.S
Posts: 1126 - Karma: 10
Keep honking... Im replying to a thread on newschoolers

From the sticker keep honking im reloading
Oct 12 2008 3:19PM
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860
Posts: 2930 - Karma: 166
Yes, I can do a backflip
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Oct 12 2008 3:32PM
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Blurst
Posts: 13577 - Karma: 10,169
I dont brake for gapers
ns.com

Vacation skiers be wary
ns.com

I brake for snow bunnies
ns.com

We rock it hard
ns.com
Oct 12 2008 6:02PM
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Blurst
Posts: 13577 - Karma: 10,169
snow is for skiing, not snorting
Oct 12 2008 6:06PM
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moonofendor
Posts: 1484 - Karma: 14
NS skiing the park since 99.

NS pissin danny kass off since 99

NS cuz what else do i do in summer


Oct 12 2008 6:14PM
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CoachG
Posts: 2546 - Karma: 448
that is a dope idea.
Oct 12 2008 6:23PM
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H0NKY
Posts: 250 - Karma: 18
the last one was suppose to be I
Oct 12 2008 8:01PM
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travispersaud
Posts: 501 - Karma: 42
yeah that is my favourite i would slap that on my moms car
Oct 12 2008 8:46PM
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DrZoidberg
Posts: 5675 - Karma: 4,268
didn't look to see if this has been posted, but in some video i recently watched a video and they showed a sticker that said "when hell freezes over, i'll ski thee too."
Oct 12 2008 9:09PM
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canadianskier
Posts: 601 - Karma: 184
Skiers make better lovers



or



Newschoolers make better lovers


Oct 12 2008 9:30PM
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Mooserz
Posts: 2945 - Karma: 32
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Oct 12 2008 9:42PM
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kool.aid.man
Posts: 1416 - Karma: 526
my honor student afterbangs (NS logo)

^^^ such a good one.
Oct 12 2008 10:06PM
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JQ89
Posts: 432 - Karma: 10
Snowboarders Suck!
NS.Com
Oct 12 2008 11:11PM
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JQ89
Posts: 432 - Karma: 10
pwn3d your 12 year old child.
Newschoolers.com
Oct 12 2008 11:20PM
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tuna.
Posts: 2627 - Karma: 111

yaaaay thats mine,

or it could be, "this honor student afterbangs"

iether way, that would be so awesome if that got picked

Oct 12 2008 11:46PM
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Bangor
Posts: 9599 - Karma: 129
caution: this vehicle accelerates for powder.
newschoolers.com
Oct 13 2008 12:27AM
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Bangor
Posts: 9599 - Karma: 129
skiing: better than strippers.
newschoolers.com
Oct 13 2008 12:28AM
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BMB
Posts: 3138 - Karma: 232
"My ankes are BROKEN!" T Hall
newschoolers.com
+++ karma
Oct 13 2008 1:13AM
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BMB
Posts: 3138 - Karma: 232
Switch 7 face grind?!
Extreme
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Oct 13 2008 1:15AM
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Shadows
Posts: 8068 - Karma: 43
pics or it didnt happen
you like scene girls?
Oct 13 2008 1:29AM
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Elg
Posts: 2998 - Karma: 3,880
I don't think "stfu noob" or "pwnd" or suff like that should be put on a bumper sticker that represents NS. THose frases didn't start here.

I like "I ride fat twins"! i'd def. buy that one!
Oct 13 2008 1:35AM
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garrett019
Posts: 34 - Karma: 10
i rip up the pow
Oct 13 2008 2:47AM
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Lemuel
Posts: 14491 - Karma: 10,630
you should make one like your icon. have like a skier coming up, then jumping, hand dragging the NS, and then show him/her landing. might be kinda big for a bumper sticker but im sure you could figure out how to make it.
Oct 13 2008 9:59AM
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Ender
Posts: 2348 - Karma: 112
part time thug life
newschoolers.com
Oct 13 2008 10:06AM
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TheBigD
Posts: 250 - Karma: 10
How's my driving?
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Oct 13 2008 10:33AM
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HamFaceGirl
Posts: 5242 - Karma: 2,676
best one
Oct 13 2008 11:00AM
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WikiWiki
Posts: 5584 - Karma: 426
stomped it
newschoolers.com

The Next Superunknown
newschoolers.com

what do you mean i am not black
Oct 13 2008 11:37AM
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Canuker
Posts: 4730 - Karma: 165
so when do we found out the winner?
Oct 13 2008 2:21PM
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skiminnesota
Posts: 9093 - Karma: 429
2>1
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Oct 13 2008 2:32PM
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AKburns
Posts: 464 - Karma: 9
newschOOLSERS.COM (gradually getting larger)
"yes, the faunt does get bigger"
Oct 13 2008 3:09PM
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Ender
Posts: 2348 - Karma: 112
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Oct 13 2008 3:12PM
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Ender
Posts: 2348 - Karma: 112
^my favorite from twintipkid
Oct 13 2008 3:13PM
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Shadows
Posts: 8068 - Karma: 43
part time thug is sweet.
not really feeling the jesus shit at all.
Oct 13 2008 3:26PM
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JQ89
Posts: 432 - Karma: 10
Eat.Sleep.Ski.Drink.
Its A Way Of Life
Newschoolers.com
Oct 13 2008 4:22PM
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readiculous
Posts: 880 - Karma: 28
Cab 7 small girl tap
olny at
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Oct 13 2008 4:55PM
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~Joe~
Posts: 2631 - Karma: 57
Newschoolers.com
It's tighter than your toddler
Oct 13 2008 5:00PM
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AKburns
Posts: 464 - Karma: 9

NWSCHLRS.CM
Just add snow
(and vowels)
Oct 13 2008 5:56PM
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MayorWest
Posts: 1596 - Karma: 160
i like my women the way i like my rails
kinky-NS
Oct 13 2008 6:01PM
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messplay
Posts: 4483 - Karma: 1,066
my honor student afterbangs - LOL best one sso far,

i like the oneis one too "like m driving? +karma
Oct 13 2008 6:01PM
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AKburns
Posts: 464 - Karma: 9
I do truckdrivers (no homo)
Oct 13 2008 6:04PM
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jeppenator
Posts: 300 - Karma: 2,680
HAHA you got my vote!
Oct 13 2008 6:05PM
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AKburns
Posts: 464 - Karma: 9
Newschoolers.com
not visited by Robert Kennedy
Oct 13 2008 6:12PM
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frstyl46skier
Posts: 566 - Karma: 18
(ALL of my quotes could have "newschoolers.com" or "NS" on them but i put that on only a few)


LIVE TO SKI,
     SKI TO LIVE.    NS

The Mountain is where we live
The Mountain is what we do.

Summer is Intermission for Ski Season.

You just got rick roll'd.

Honk if you wish it was snowing
       newschoolers.com

When is doubt, resort to newschoolers.com

Shredding Gapers since '99

Cool Story Hansel
       newschoolers.com

I Wish it was snowing
        newschoolers.com

WTB: SNOW!   -NS

Re-Creating Skiing since '99  -NS













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