Replying to Fucked Up College Story

The other day my buddy was tellin me he was talking to his sister who goes to UMO and who told him this story about this girl in USM hooking up with a guy at a party. So the girl goes down on the guy and what-no and ends up sucking his dick. The next week she gets this soar on her lip so she goes to the doctors. The doctor looks at it and basically tells her that the soar is a parasite you only get from fucking animals or dead people. The girl quickly talks to the guy whose dick she sucked and it turns out that he works at a fucking funeral home!!! No joke! haha this shit is fucked up...