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Mine is really a mixture of metonomy, symbolism, and foreshadowing that predicts the apocalypse's being brought about by lack of combustion reactions whose byproducts are water and oxygen.
Girls don't like sensitive guys. Since I don't treat women like objects, I have to treat objects like women.
one of my many nicknames is shorty and my first initial is T so...
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-ski for life- Just say fuck it and huck it!
~pain is weakness leaving the body~
'i like cherry pie, but cheesecake is better.'-Ryan
'wtf are you talking about dude? fucking stoner!'- me
lucerne valley is one big lice infested cumm bubble- me
polar bears are laft handed! yeah go me!i am too!
This year I went to Outdoor school Camp with my grade.My teacher was in a Field talking to his Girlfriend at 11:30 pm, my friend and I were suspicious so we flashed a flaslight in the eyes of my teacher and they were closed. We Burst out laughing I said 'His having phone sex'. So the Next Day I went around and told EVERYONE in my grade what happened last night. I said to them 'on the count of 3 we'll say MR. GIBSON were you MASTERBATING last night. My teacher we so red, it was fucking Hilarious
My Teacher: Yeah I Whack The Dog
the girls in mammoth are like parking spaces - the good ones are already taken and the rest are handicapped -mammothpunks
my name is josh christensen cause thats what my parents named me, jk, but my name is 123ski, cause my first e-mail was 123ski and it was 123ski because ski was taken and 123 was one of their recomendations, that was like 6 years ago, and i have been on ns since it started, and that was my e-mail back then...so there is your story
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that bright blinky thingy makes my head and eyes hurt.
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-ski for life- Just say fuck it and huck it!
~pain is weakness leaving the body~
'i like cherry pie, but cheesecake is better.'-Ryan
'wtf are you talking about dude? fucking stoner!'- me
lucerne valley is one big lice infested cumm bubble- me
polar bears are laft handed! yeah go me!i am too!
my name is pretty much self explanatory. you can usually find me sliding on my face down the landing of a table with my skis passing me up. every once in a while i can stick it though.
Jesus Loves Cheese Sandwiches!
and yet, i still stare at it incessantly.
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-ski for life- Just say fuck it and huck it!
~pain is weakness leaving the body~
'i like cherry pie, but cheesecake is better.'-Ryan
'wtf are you talking about dude? fucking stoner!'- me
lucerne valley is one big lice infested cumm bubble- me
polar bears are laft handed! yeah go me!i am too!
mine has a very deep and personal meaning. it is what i am reffered as and what people call me to distinguish me from other people.
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The only way to prevent rape is to say yes.
'. . . thou shalt eat the herb of the field ' (Genesis 3:18)
'. . . eat every herb of the land ' (Exodus 10:12)
'Better is a dinner of herb where love is, than a stalled ox and hatred therewith' (Proverbs 15:17)
“He Causeth the Grass to Grow for the Cattle, and Herb for the Service of Man” (Psalm 104:14)