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Three Workds After Sex Thread

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Mike34113
Posts: 1088 - Karma: 112
What three words would be the best thing to say after sex...




I Have AIDS
Oct 7 2008 5:41PM
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sick-as-aids
Posts: 3453 - Karma: 1,007
finally someone legal
Oct 10 2008 3:35AM
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Skibumsmith
Posts: 5442 - Karma: 11,954

nother one just came to me

wait, your six?

Oct 10 2008 3:40AM
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desertrockskier
Posts: 43 - Karma: 13
where am I ?....
Oct 10 2008 8:39AM
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Canuker
Posts: 4730 - Karma: 165
make me sandwich
Oct 10 2008 10:46AM
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Horizon
Posts: 368 - Karma: 21
Where's that checklist?

Finally! Goodbye virginity!

Cya later doc!     (not looking forward to those exams later in life haha)

What a bargain

Next in line

Wasn't just hype

Was that sex?

Worth the money!

Wow, you're easy

Get some midol!

You broke it

You bent it

Call 911 please

I give up

Gonna go gargle

Where's the ointment?

Where's the listerine?

Need more condoms!

Here's some douche

Take a hint

So ummm yeah

What's this rash?

Time to cleanup

The bed's ruined!

Am I dreaming?

Wet dreams rule!    (hey it's sex.....the mind doesn't know.....hey shut up........you know you like em)

That just sucked

Can you move?

OOO tic tacs!






Oct 10 2008 11:18AM
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jaylib
Posts: 4523 - Karma: 777
k thx bai!
Oct 10 2008 11:23AM
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fujarome
Posts: 8630 - Karma: 1,561
"I'm your brother!"

"Good game today"

I actually know a guy who high-fived a girl and said "good game today" after a hook up
Oct 10 2008 11:28AM
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LS.
Posts: 1841 - Karma: 858

i regret that

Oct 10 2008 12:44PM
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ECfreeski3
Posts: 12019 - Karma: 126
this thread is hilarious
Oct 10 2008 12:51PM
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MangoSteeze
Posts: 793 - Karma: 48
hahaha!


oops wrong person
Oct 10 2008 1:12PM
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wh@t
Posts: 6204 - Karma: 51
three words you hear after sex

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Oct 10 2008 3:11PM
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Pipe_Munky
Posts: 10888 - Karma: 2,184

yeah, funny story...

i just handed her my cell phone and told her to put her name and number in there.

Oct 10 2008 3:30PM
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sconniestyle
Posts: 3945 - Karma: 26
call a cab

don't call me

i hate myself

here's your money

don't tell mom
Oct 10 2008 6:23PM
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EthanJPAskier
Posts: 1668 - Karma: 248
WOW that sucked
Oct 10 2008 6:27PM
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natedogg789435
Posts: 1177 - Karma: 9
u needa wax
Oct 10 2008 6:28PM
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Mike34113
Posts: 1088 - Karma: 112
dont ever bite
Oct 13 2008 9:13PM
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Dylan_
Posts: 9824 - Karma: 1,404
bitch
Oct 13 2008 9:43PM
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[~_~]
Posts: 20239 - Karma: 1,273
Philip Seymour Hoffman
Oct 14 2008 2:14AM
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RudyGarmisch
Posts: 25443 - Karma: 13,844
4Chan GTFO
Oct 14 2008 2:17AM
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Skibumsmith
Posts: 5442 - Karma: 11,954
FTW
Oct 14 2008 2:21AM
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mastamike6969
Posts: 48 - Karma: 36
HOUDINI!! Get it?
Oct 14 2008 2:36AM
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CFD
Posts: 1009 - Karma: 197
Sunny Side Up.
Oct 15 2008 8:28AM
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kris.....
Posts: 759 - Karma: 43
"what the fuck" as the chick BOY FRIEND COMES THREW THE DOOR
Oct 15 2008 9:55AM
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GnarBurger
Posts: 3215 - Karma: 43

watch the sores

Oct 15 2008 10:11AM
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woogity
Posts: 1136 - Karma: 23
that wasnt me...
Oct 15 2008 2:30PM
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CoachG
Posts: 2546 - Karma: 448
i'm rick james!
Oct 15 2008 5:07PM
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sarahskis
Posts: 1587 - Karma: 41
Reach over, press the staples

"That was easy" button

And it speaks for itself
Oct 15 2008 5:56PM
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MO-gan
Posts: 720 - Karma: 21
ha i like this one
very classy haha
Oct 15 2008 6:00PM
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TheWorst
Posts: 7883 - Karma: 17
this isnt three words but I actually said this to a girl after finally:

You don't have aids do you?
No...
Good, cause i dont want that again.
Oct 15 2008 6:57PM
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jack_weisman
Posts: 2310 - Karma: 169
so... you got the HIV?
Oct 15 2008 11:52PM
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Malcolm
Posts: 15953 - Karma: 9,497
haha such epic lols in this thread
Oct 15 2008 11:55PM
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Tinga
Posts: 11349 - Karma: 2,333
i'm celebrating you.
Oct 16 2008 12:04AM
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orange.
Posts: 505 - Karma: 659
lick my anus
Oct 16 2008 12:30AM
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MadSteezin
Posts: 4572 - Karma: 936
The dog licked my ass...

More than 3 words but its golden!
Oct 16 2008 12:53AM
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*DrewT*
Posts: 7768 - Karma: 481
that was gay
Oct 16 2008 1:27AM
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skiizy
Posts: 2137 - Karma: 16
GTF...O?

damn




ummmmmm




"whats you name?"
Oct 16 2008 1:33AM
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