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Three Workds After Sex Thread

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Mike34113
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What three words would be the best thing to say after sex...




I Have AIDS
Oct 7 2008 5:41PM
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BFFset.
Posts: 2210 - Karma: 12
Its a quote from the movie babe
Oct 8 2008 10:31PM
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hank_hill
Posts: 1273 - Karma: 217
which ways out?

so thats crabs?

im callin shenanigans
Oct 8 2008 10:37PM
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BigMeech621
Posts: 1257 - Karma: 16
ur dead soon.
Oct 8 2008 10:43PM
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hank_hill
Posts: 1273 - Karma: 217
sorry for the double post

ur first time?

got any weed?
Oct 8 2008 10:43PM
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skiingonskis
Posts: 2076 - Karma: 262
you like cheerios?
Oct 8 2008 10:49PM
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[Adam]
Posts: 1937 - Karma: 256
tag your it
Oct 8 2008 11:11PM
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MC_POUTINE
Posts: 1380 - Karma: 112
one word: CLAP



Oct 8 2008 11:14PM
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BootySpunk.
Posts: 8148 - Karma: 84
Shit! Wifes home!
Oct 8 2008 11:14PM
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[~_~]
Posts: 20239 - Karma: 1,273
I just think it's funny because my friend's brother actually said that to a girl after giving him dome.
Oct 9 2008 1:45AM
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Moisty_Goat
Posts: 601 - Karma: 31
its from the movie/book babe
the farmer says it to the pig
Oct 9 2008 2:00AM
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twix_182
Posts: 9248 - Karma: 27
shit shes dead
Oct 9 2008 2:03AM
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dat_ski_dude
Posts: 554 - Karma: 15
oops! i missed
Oct 9 2008 2:31AM
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Horizon
Posts: 368 - Karma: 21
I know this one will please some of the gamers............   Ding lvl 30
Oct 9 2008 5:21AM
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creighton
Posts: 3837 - Karma: 3,400
love you mom
Oct 9 2008 5:42AM
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Foxy_Grandpa
Posts: 594 - Karma: 12
we-rr-rd
Oct 9 2008 9:50AM
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ParkE
Posts: 1388 - Karma: 190
that was it??
Oct 9 2008 10:03AM
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TotallyTrevor
Posts: 4379 - Karma: 26,364
oh my god, that shit is hilarious
Oct 9 2008 10:15AM
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ilikeplants
Posts: 1868 - Karma: 17
thanks, how much?
Oct 9 2008 10:53AM
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foxy_brown
Posts: 52 - Karma: 25
sorry faked it

round 2 perhaps?

nah try again

TAKE ME HOME
Oct 9 2008 1:07PM
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jason...
Posts: 9006 - Karma: 780
fuck,your awake
Oct 9 2008 1:49PM
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jason...
Posts: 9006 - Karma: 780
fuck, your awake
Oct 9 2008 1:49PM
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Twinjibber77
Posts: 6239 - Karma: 2,354
Hotdog Down Hallway?
Oct 9 2008 2:28PM
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sethski
Posts: 331 - Karma: 10
you're a dude?
Oct 9 2008 2:56PM
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sethski
Posts: 331 - Karma: 10
buttsecks obviously ^
Oct 9 2008 2:57PM
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Nico_G
Posts: 1480 - Karma: 15
in the ass?
Oct 9 2008 3:05PM
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shredwards
Posts: 417 - Karma: 68
suck my cock?
or
lets try butthole
Oct 9 2008 3:17PM
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Nigsson
Posts: 12 - Karma: 10
shit, your bleeding
Oct 9 2008 3:21PM
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Joshua.
Posts: 2957 - Karma: 6,230
it fell off....
Oct 9 2008 3:25PM
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TonyTheTiger
Posts: 863 - Karma: 68
Smells like shit!
Oct 9 2008 4:19PM
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wh@t
Posts: 6204 - Karma: 51
ready to die?

wheres my knife?

lets get chopping!

good team effort!

good job dude!

"haahahah you fucked me! hahahahaha" just like that

so whats up?



Oct 9 2008 4:38PM
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solitaryman
Posts: 3578 - Karma: 123
Sweety Sarah Palin.
Oct 9 2008 4:40PM
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skiblandford
Posts: 1503 - Karma: 2
that was fun
Oct 9 2008 4:56PM
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AwR
Posts: 5147 - Karma: 1,880
eggs babe!...eggs

Oct 9 2008 5:14PM
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dirty.
Posts: 736 - Karma: 69
own a coathanger?
Oct 9 2008 5:20PM
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mski
Posts: 4791 - Karma: 3,803
damn, shits delicious
Oct 9 2008 7:54PM
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hellomynameisjef
Posts: 5794 - Karma: 167
hide my sausage
Oct 9 2008 8:14PM
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Merrrick
Posts: 529 - Karma: 717
ok seriousely leave
Oct 9 2008 8:17PM
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KTskis
Posts: 9 - Karma: 16
who are you?
W. O. W.
what is next?
who is next?
oh hot damn
fuck, my muscles!!!!!!!!


Oct 9 2008 9:24PM
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KTskis
Posts: 9 - Karma: 16
JESUS!
Oct 9 2008 9:28PM
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corona
Posts: 12795 - Karma: 32,751
HAHAHHAHAA!!!!!!
Oct 9 2008 9:46PM
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DaveM
Posts: 2936 - Karma: 1,558
hahahaha... that was good
i loled
Oct 9 2008 9:52PM
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WikiWiki
Posts: 5584 - Karma: 426
maybe not after but during"DONKEY PUNCH BIATCH"
Oct 9 2008 9:55PM
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UNREAL
Posts: 3989 - Karma: 23
win
Oct 9 2008 10:32PM
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MO-gan
Posts: 720 - Karma: 21
your brother's better
where am i?
want some food?
ew never again
please stop talking
wow you're small
what happened here?


Oct 9 2008 11:24PM
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JasperGphoto
Posts: 398 - Karma: 995
Yeah.... Dutch oven
Oct 9 2008 11:27PM
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Z_rob
Posts: 3076 - Karma: 152
wait your a dude?
4 words i know but its funny
Oct 9 2008 11:44PM
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pianoman
Posts: 2503 - Karma: 779
lawl
Oct 10 2008 12:05AM
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MADr.
Posts: 2193 - Karma: 27
Giggity giggity giggity
Oct 10 2008 2:41AM
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Skibumsmith
Posts: 5432 - Karma: 11,823
wake up now
time for daycare
my butt hurts

no homo
Oct 10 2008 2:57AM
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baseballski03
Posts: 429 - Karma: 13
"what the fuck?"

"sorry... pow day"

"i need a beer"

"fuck me! really?"

"wow, nice work"'

next morning: "i'm still drunk"

"are we done?"

"who are you?"

"did we fuck?"

"did you cum?"

"is it snowing?"

"i passed out?"

"where's my (insert article of clothing)?"

"ouch! my eye!"

"is that it?"

haha sorry if these are repeats
Oct 10 2008 2:58AM
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