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Three Workds After Sex Thread

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Mike34113
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What three words would be the best thing to say after sex...




I Have AIDS
Oct 7 2008 5:41PM
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Hannah.
Posts: 4625 - Karma: 56
i faked it
Oct 7 2008 11:09PM
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lloyd_christmas
Posts: 1775 - Karma: 16
"Enjoy the Baby"
Oct 7 2008 11:12PM
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Jordan
Posts: 4079 - Karma: 2,122
hotdog down [a] hallway.
Oct 7 2008 11:12PM
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A_Davis
Posts: 601 - Karma: 21
4 words but its good

You wanted kids right?

or when a girl asks "you wore a condom right?"

then say it.
Oct 7 2008 11:14PM
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BASS_PRO_SHOP
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that aint bad. i hear that all the time. shit should that bother me. i got off.
Oct 7 2008 11:16PM
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Jballz
Posts: 1638 - Karma: 79
HAIRY BUTT HOLEZZZZZ
Oct 7 2008 11:21PM
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skithe49th
Posts: 2487 - Karma: 14
blow up's better
youtube this shit
lets roast up
Oct 7 2008 11:22PM
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ghosfacekilla
Posts: 533 - Karma: 72
that-just-happened
Oct 7 2008 11:22PM
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skiingonskis
Posts: 2076 - Karma: 262
hahahahaha
Oct 7 2008 11:23PM
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Rez4frederick
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bahahahahah that would be badass
Oct 7 2008 11:27PM
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dangerdad
Posts: 2228 - Karma: 317
platypus, orange, simultaneous
Oct 7 2008 11:31PM
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AOTEAROA
Posts: 2216 - Karma: 15
Yes! This is the best one so far.
Oct 7 2008 11:33PM
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joly.sp
Posts: 2305 - Karma: 585
im huge eh?

that loose one was pretty dec though....
Oct 7 2008 11:33PM
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Squirrel_Murphy
Posts: 2195 - Karma: 1,165

a/s/l?

Oct 7 2008 11:34PM
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jason...
Posts: 9006 - Karma: 780
suck me off
Oct 7 2008 11:37PM
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fujarome
Posts: 8630 - Karma: 1,561
"God I'm lonely"

or wait...were we talking about sex with another person?
Oct 7 2008 11:42PM
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timmi
Posts: 12874 - Karma: 3,460
"YOU DA MAN!"


....uhhhh

no homo?
Oct 8 2008 1:15AM
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Skibumsmith
Posts: 5432 - Karma: 11,823

better luck next time
feel THE MASSIVE

Oct 8 2008 1:23AM
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BFFset.
Posts: 2210 - Karma: 12
"I need pics"
Oct 8 2008 1:27AM
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live.ski.die.
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heres the condom i said i used...
Oct 8 2008 1:34AM
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BFFset.
Posts: 2210 - Karma: 12
did you skip counting in preschool?
you were obviously there on alias day....
Oct 8 2008 1:36AM
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andrew.hartnett
Posts: 63 - Karma: 10
It depends.
If i'm pitching i say "how's your butthole?"
If i'm catching i say "damn you're big"
Oct 8 2008 1:38AM
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chames
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thats it? seriously?

Oct 8 2008 1:44AM
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Mike34113
Posts: 1088 - Karma: 112
your mothers better

Oct 8 2008 5:03PM
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timmmy
Posts: 654 - Karma: 25
(whispered) SUUUUUUUUUUUperman that hoooooooooooooooooooo
Oct 8 2008 5:08PM
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s_a_m
Posts: 916 - Karma: 58
turn off the camera
Oct 8 2008 5:10PM
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yelsel
Posts: 12967 - Karma: 3,451
umm thats it?
Oct 8 2008 5:13PM
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Rainbow*Stylin
Posts: 1042 - Karma: 24
you're a slut... or good first attempt
Oct 8 2008 5:14PM
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twin-tip-hero
Posts: 2896 - Karma: 277

im out cunt

fuck outta here

wheres your sister

you got AIDS

Oct 8 2008 6:02PM
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TheWorst
Posts: 7883 - Karma: 17
fucked your sister.
Oct 8 2008 6:03PM
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grown-ninja
Posts: 3031 - Karma: 175
do those itch
wow that burnt
alta to chads?????
Oct 8 2008 6:26PM
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RudyGarmisch
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Oct 8 2008 7:07PM
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DaveM
Posts: 2936 - Karma: 1,558

this is awkward..

Oct 8 2008 7:10PM
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Reptar.
Posts: 1509 - Karma: 34
Thats Never happened.
Oct 8 2008 7:18PM
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jack_weisman
Posts: 2310 - Karma: 169
so... how much?
Oct 8 2008 7:20PM
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Sno.
Posts: 12155 - Karma: 6,152
don't know if this has been said. Guy to another guy.

"ummm, no homo?"
Oct 8 2008 7:25PM
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[MEGAMO]
Posts: 1222 - Karma: 18
THAT JUST HAPPENED!!!
Oct 8 2008 7:26PM
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vzdz
Posts: 782 - Karma: 87
LOL i actually loled
Oct 8 2008 7:42PM
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AALT
Posts: 1775 - Karma: 60

everybody knows about the bird, the bird, the bird, thats the word.

Oct 8 2008 7:47PM
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AALT
Posts: 1775 - Karma: 60

well its about time to hit the ol' dusty trail.

oops emergency exit.

well see ya later.

Oct 8 2008 7:51PM
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HamFaceGirl
Posts: 5242 - Karma: 2,676
wheres my dick
Oct 8 2008 7:55PM
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TheQuailman
Posts: 7382 - Karma: 147

I told my friends that after I get head for the first time I'm gunna finish and be like 'good job' and give her a high five.

Oct 8 2008 8:33PM
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Sno.
Posts: 12155 - Karma: 6,152
and last.
Oct 8 2008 8:36PM
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salomonskiier12
Posts: 2862 - Karma: 19
haha

these are all so great
Oct 8 2008 8:48PM
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pounds.
Posts: 837 - Karma: 55
im going skiing.
Oct 8 2008 9:45PM
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ECfreeski3
Posts: 12019 - Karma: 126
best one yet, and that's saying something.


why does everyone like "thatll do, pig" so much? am i missing an inside joke or are you guys just sexist?
Oct 8 2008 10:14PM
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scientist
Posts: 6920 - Karma: 348
no free puppies.
Oct 8 2008 10:22PM
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i.ski.troll.
Posts: 4692 - Karma: 247
haha best one.
Oct 8 2008 10:25PM
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uosdwiSrjewoH
Posts: 4220 - Karma: 122
so...umm...ya...
Oct 8 2008 10:27PM
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Corben
Posts: 710 - Karma: 49
one word

why-doncha-take-a-seat
Oct 8 2008 10:29PM
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