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Coolest federal offense.

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Poppins
Posts: 440 - Karma: 30
whats cooler?

a. Assault with a Deadly Weapon on an official of the state.
b. Armed Robbery and Endangering the welfare of a child (child used as a shield/bargaining tool)
c. Grand Theft Auto and High Speed Chase.
Oct 6 2008 3:53PM
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timmi
Posts: 12874 - Karma: 3,460
going through someones mail.
Oct 6 2008 3:54PM
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=Worf=
Posts: 2468 - Karma: 25
none dumb ass. not being a dumb ass.  now thats pretty cool
Oct 6 2008 3:54PM
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k-rob
Posts: 14217 - Karma: 2,891
Murder pwns all. jokes. but seriously.

meh, i'd have to go with the GTA and chase one.
Oct 6 2008 3:54PM
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DANETRON
Posts: 6671 - Karma: 137
No way man. Putting a sticker on a mailbox is wayyyyyy more hardcore
Oct 6 2008 3:55PM
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cab509
Posts: 806 - Karma: 34
public urination across state lines

(one of my goals in life, go to the four corners and piss in a circle)
Oct 6 2008 4:01PM
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BeerGoggles
Posts: 712 - Karma: 11
I'm gonna have to go with mail fraud.
Oct 6 2008 4:05PM
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Alex_G
Posts: 11902 - Karma: 1,019
gta high speed chase duhhhhh
Oct 6 2008 4:09PM
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cashdebt
Posts: 2383 - Karma: 349
no doubt. Destruction of private property. Oh yeah
Oct 6 2008 4:12PM
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kabozo101
Posts: 4429 - Karma: 20
yeah no doubt c
Oct 6 2008 4:35PM
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king.tubby
Posts: 2865 - Karma: 122
im a big fan of smoking pot in national parks
Oct 6 2008 4:52PM
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BMB
Posts: 3138 - Karma: 232
im not sure if this is a fed offense but... pee in her butt? anyone?
Oct 6 2008 5:01PM
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JasperGphoto
Posts: 398 - Karma: 995
haha
Oct 6 2008 5:28PM
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C0RN
Posts: 365 - Karma: 113
im pretty sure none of them are cool
Oct 6 2008 5:45PM
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unchyll
Posts: 4554 - Karma: 96
One time me and some friends were pretty far up in this forrest smoking blunts and we got caught by these two park rangers, they stole my friends 8th my other friends steam roller bubbler and gave us each 250$ tickets then went down the road after telling us we had to wait for our parents to come get us and my friends car that we drove there with, we ended up just driving down home and we never saw them again...
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