Replying to The wha happon' to your cellphone thread

Everyone seems to have funny stories on what has happened to their cell phones. We all spend hundreds of dollars on these things only to have something fuck up, usually due to our stupidity and shenanigans. What are your stories?

me. well, im on #4. First one sat it puke all night after a solid party. second i ran into a door phone broke through my pocket and my third i ripped the charger out of it running around in the morning because i was late for work and it never charged since. alas, #4.