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Worst make out experiences

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MO-gan
Posts: 720 - Karma: 21
so my friend and i were talking about some of our worst make out experiences
and oh my goodness i was laughing like no other

anybody have some good stories?
17 years ago
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fillup
Posts: 4904 - Karma: 568
This chick would bite, hard, and she had no clue how to use her tounge, and she just sucked at making out. it was horrible.
17 years ago
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bermbuster49
Posts: 7445 - Karma: 90
my current girlfriend bites my lip but its just playfull, none of the full blown givin me fat lip stuff you guys are saying hahaha.

so i'm gonna have to say my best friends sister is pretty teethy...thats about my worst experiance, basically she didnt use her lips, just all teeth up in my shit. but its whatever shes a nooob
17 years ago
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woolymammoth
Posts: 242 - Karma: 13
i was with this girl and we were making out and it was cool and all that, then she threw herself on top of me and i was like alright this is legit, and then she just kind of started licking me, like a cat type thing, fucking wierd and nasty
17 years ago
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chapz
Posts: 10182 - Karma: 66
i was super wasted, and my gf had a piece of 5 gum half way in her mouth, expecting me to bite the other half... i ended up biting her bottom lip fucking hard and it bled a lot.
17 years ago
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Shpadoinkle
Posts: 10437 - Karma: 85
I will admit that I almost puked on someone while making out with them, BUT I turned away just in time. We are still cool though.
17 years ago
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BASS_PRO_SHOP
Posts: 1519 - Karma: 52
oh yeah? how about fingering and girl and eating her out, only later to find red stains on a sandwich you just made to eat.
17 years ago
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Noss.
Posts: 4059 - Karma: 149
ouch i feel for ya
17 years ago
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Bloc_chain
Posts: 26051 - Karma: 4,447
once this girl bit my tongue and made me bleed for a while.
17 years ago
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titsLOL
Posts: 7485 - Karma: 396
stacks that is one of the gnarly-ist things i have ever heard in my life time.  i feel sick now.
17 years ago
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DDrem.
Posts: 3552 - Karma: 24
i was at some dance and i thought this girl was gonna suck my tongue out of my head. she was like a fish trying to breath out of water
...personally unsettling
17 years ago
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niebski
Posts: 210 - Karma: 391
during lunch in highschool, a couple was sitting at table with all their friends on the end, the guy was fingering her while she was givin him a handy while eating lunch and like everybody around saw it, probably the grossest thing ive ever seen
17 years ago
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MC_POUTINE
Posts: 1380 - Karma: 112
who cares youre crazy
17 years ago
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Elijah.
Posts: 9322 - Karma: 77
I am now calling the shiggity 'sauce time'.
Thank you for the hippity new slang.
17 years ago
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[~_~]
Posts: 20239 - Karma: 1,273
Any time you need a new word, I'm your man.
17 years ago
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BFFset.
Posts: 2210 - Karma: 12
i did the puke in the mouth thing there.
17 years ago
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hoodSlayer
Posts: 900 - Karma: 7
hahaha so true
17 years ago
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WhoWantIt
Posts: 395 - Karma: 26

Me and this one chick were both drunk, she was super drunk barely able to stand and she was kinda leaning on me so she wouldn't fall over. I was mackin on her and then she started biting my tongue super hard, and I kinda flinched in pain and moved a little and she collapsed on the ground.  

17 years ago
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BASS_PRO_SHOP
Posts: 1519 - Karma: 52
yeah its almost as gnarly as lj's cast.
17 years ago
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jason...
Posts: 9006 - Karma: 780
basically a very very drunken slobber session with my sisters best friend
17 years ago
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Rachy
Posts: 4355 - Karma: 2,761
So my boyfriend at the time was on vicadin for a broken leg... And im the playful biting type.. He was totally into it and kept wanting me to bite/suck on his lip harder.... It was him saying it... all of a sudden I tasted a little blood and was like, ok, time to stop. So as we are getting adjusted to go to sleep, I turn around and totally elbow him in the face. Of course he says none of this hurts. The next day he wakes up and looks like he got in a serious fight. He had a black eye (not a bad one though) and his lip was super red and swollen... that and his leg was in a cast. At least he was on the vicadin.
17 years ago
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Shpadoinkle
Posts: 10437 - Karma: 85
...said the guy who has a glock for an icon...
17 years ago
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Astomp
Posts: 10090 - Karma: 344
i caught my buddy on this. we drove up to boise from slc for the weekend and a big kegger was being thrown. i catch this little troll of a girl puking in the bathroom, aint no thing its clean into the toilet. but as my buddy proceeds to black out he ends up making out with her. i call her out for puking and not brushing. he just gives me an oh well look. hands her a toothbrush from the medicine cabinent and they do there thing. in the morning my other friend uses his puke mouthed toothbrush. i thought that was gnar.
17 years ago
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Tortao
Posts: 1292 - Karma: 10
same thing happened to me, twice.
17 years ago
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ThE-WaFfLe101
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so me and this girl are snowballin back and forth right, and all the sudden i'm like "hey. you never domed me off..." and she's like "you're not my dad..." so i'm like "how old are you again?" and she's like "9 and three quarters"

so yeah... by far my best worst experience



17 years ago
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austinvt
Posts: 211 - Karma: 183
my friend was doing this girl in the yard while the cops were busting the part. He rolls over and pukes for a couple minutes, says "sorry" and she says" well do you want me to finish you off"
17 years ago
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b-kul
Posts: 4350 - Karma: 1,111
lol what? are you a guy?
17 years ago
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S-Titterington
Posts: 578 - Karma: 1,323
a few weeekends ago, with some whooooore in a club/pub i was swasshhherdd, then i was staring at the girls behind her whem em oh ing. then shrugged my shoulders at them. they laughed. haaaa. ya not very funny.
17 years ago
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TeamJones
Posts: 629 - Karma: 12
You mean the girl with the bad hair dye and the guy with the lip and tongue peircing who are engaged in high school? Yeah, they like to hang around my locker, fucking gross.
17 years ago
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steezerampage
Posts: 2171 - Karma: 214
I got drunk and made out with some ugly chick at a buckcherry concert a couple weeks ago.  She looked hoat at the time.
17 years ago
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ISkiSwitch
Posts: 3157 - Karma: 22
Umm, I've been pretty  lucky. The worst for me is making out with this girl who had pretty bad breath, I guess I just didnt want to offend her or something at that point.
17 years ago
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Rainbow*Stylin
Posts: 1042 - Karma: 24
my first real girlfriend stopped while we were making out to say "i love you", i went with "thanks"... the worst part for her was my brother was spying on me and started laughing super hard.... she was so embarassed.
17 years ago
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CoachG
Posts: 2546 - Karma: 448
one night i was 8 beers deep and high as fuck and i stumbled into my friends kitchen and this girl sarah goes "i feel like we should hook up" and im like " k " so we make out and then after we stop i'm like "your mouth tastes like dots" (she was eating dots candy before) and then i just waked away, it was so aukward.
17 years ago
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BASS_PRO_SHOP
Posts: 1519 - Karma: 52
i hate it when a bitch tosses the L word so early. makes you look like a fuck no matter the outcome.
17 years ago
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Merrrick
Posts: 529 - Karma: 717
i hooked up with this girl and while we were just finishing making out, she grabbed my tongue with her teeth and i was like, "um...excuse me, can i have that back?"  she sucked
17 years ago
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CoachG
Posts: 2546 - Karma: 448
lmao. this reminds me of my friend. His girl was blowing him and stopped to say "i Love you" and he just stared back and said "are you gonna finish?"
17 years ago
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notomatoplz
Posts: 1377 - Karma: 29
just remember to where a condom, seriously you never know these days..
17 years ago
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Barefootin_Fiend
Posts: 7618 - Karma: 4,727
this girl made out with my buddy about an hour after she gave me a dome shot...he had no idea until i told him he kissed my penis...he was not happy.
17 years ago
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lloyd_christmas
Posts: 1775 - Karma: 16

that one time where i was makin out with this really hot chick, and after we were done she goes in a deep voice "you're a good kisser, man" and whipped out her peen.  cereal.

17 years ago
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fsscott
Posts: 4684 - Karma: 114
I CAN safely say i haven't had many bad ones, but i can also safely say that i haven't had many...
17 years ago
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ChrisMercer
Posts: 351 - Karma: 30
Ah where to begin. For the record I'm amazing at mackin' and if any of you girls are lucky enough to feel these lips, bring your rain coats cuz i'll make you pour.

So, most of my bad experiences revolve around girls shoving thier tounge into my throat. I guess it's a preemptive strike toward me grabbing the back of their head and making them deep throat me. But this one girl was so bad I couldn't stop laughing and just had to walk away. I felt bad, but not really, the first few laughs should have been a sign.  Mackin' is like dancing, let me take the lead and mimic my talent. If it feels good for you, I probably like it as well.
17 years ago
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tuna.
Posts: 2627 - Karma: 111

thats gonna need multiple no homo's

17 years ago
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Elijah.
Posts: 9322 - Karma: 77

I need a new word for a fake "religious" girl.

17 years ago
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salamander
Posts: 815 - Karma: 16
^imposter
17 years ago
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Malcolm
Posts: 15953 - Karma: 9,500
a sexy nun
17 years ago
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Sky.
Posts: 1158 - Karma: 287
i lolled hard on this one
17 years ago
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Owen.
Posts: 1134 - Karma: 13
Well I have a few so I'll do them in the order they happened:
First time I made out it was like she was a blind woman digging for treasure
There was this girl I had a short thing with, and she had a little bit of upper lip hair (it was barely noticeable, I swear!!!!) and i have this disgusting memory of the last time I messed around with her of her lip hair tickling me, I almost gagged. Never happened again.
Then there was this girl I had had a thing with on and off for like.... two years, and I'm finally going in and I'm really excited and then all of a sudden she ruins it by slobbering on my face
I had a girl nibble on my lip and I liked it.... just htought I throw that out there
17 years ago
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rj.
Posts: 3323 - Karma: 28
thats some nasty shit
17 years ago
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B-VUR
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Well 1 time me and steezmonkey69 were sexing and he farted in my ear face and butt. Then he peed in my but.
17 years ago
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Noss.
Posts: 4059 - Karma: 149
WTF.....
17 years ago
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MO-gan
Posts: 720 - Karma: 21
haha aww thats cute
how old are you?
wanna make out? haha
17 years ago
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