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Worst make out experiences

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MO-gan
Posts: 720 - Karma: 21
so my friend and i were talking about some of our worst make out experiences
and oh my goodness i was laughing like no other

anybody have some good stories?
Oct 5 2008 8:40PM
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Gnarshred
Posts: 5670 - Karma: 18
Ive had a girl almost throw up on me while making out... thats probably the worst...
Oct 5 2008 8:42PM
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tuna.
Posts: 2627 - Karma: 111

well i was makin on some chick and i realized she just gave me dome so i started throwin up, so she started throwin up, and we threw up in eachothers moufs for a good hour and a half. then she was like "your not my boy friend" and thats about it.

i sense this thread going downhill, i hate sundays

Oct 5 2008 8:44PM
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MatRich
Posts: 4789 - Karma: 1,813
yah iv had a girl throw up after make out session at a party ( it was the alcohol dont wory) I was fucking wasted too so its not cheap!
Oct 5 2008 8:44PM
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Piste.Off
Posts: 11586 - Karma: 1,860
i kissed a girl and her tooth fell out
Oct 5 2008 8:44PM
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landonn
Posts: 2913 - Karma: 385
when i got braces and this girl kissed so hard my braces cut my mouth and i started bleeding and shit. that was pretty shitty.
Oct 5 2008 8:44PM
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Microcosm
Posts: 4765 - Karma: 153
you know that one creep couple in school that feels the need to make out in the middle of everyone.. and it's really awkward? I hate that.
Oct 5 2008 8:45PM
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DYFI
Posts: 3836 - Karma: 30
Oh but posts that like really brighten Sundays up.  Thanks.
Oct 5 2008 8:46PM
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tuna.
Posts: 2627 - Karma: 111
hey thats m.. never mind
Oct 5 2008 8:46PM
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skithesprings
Posts: 9086 - Karma: 1,349
a lil nibble = HOT!

biting my lip = WTF BITCH!!!?!?!111


she didnt do that again
but then again that was like 2yrs ago and i dumped her shortly after
Oct 5 2008 8:47PM
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MO-gan
Posts: 720 - Karma: 21
hahahahah
that is so nasty

and yeah i see it going downhill too
boo...

Oct 5 2008 8:47PM
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zackblain
Posts: 2322 - Karma: 22
when yer drunk and you realize she just gave you dome.
Oct 5 2008 8:48PM
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tahoed
Posts: 48 - Karma: 10
i made out with a vagina, later that night brushed my teeth before bed and when I spit there were a couple pubes in the sink
Oct 5 2008 8:50PM
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MayorWest
Posts: 1596 - Karma: 160
is her name olivia cuz that bitch bit me friday night!!

Oct 5 2008 8:51PM
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TechnoPotamus
Posts: 11626 - Karma: 3,522
that is fucking awful and disgusting dude
Oct 5 2008 8:51PM
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MO-gan
Posts: 720 - Karma: 21
that is probably the nastiest thing i have heard in awhile
Oct 5 2008 8:54PM
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Blurst
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i think the worst are when she or you are really drunk and its just a sloppy disgusting mess
Oct 5 2008 8:54PM
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elk.
Posts: 1597 - Karma: 117
well.. i was in a tent and made out with a chick and i felt her moustache brushing up against me
Oct 5 2008 8:56PM
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ax_murderer
Posts: 3322 - Karma: 30
bloody nose in the music room in highschool
Oct 5 2008 9:00PM
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max.
Posts: 2022 - Karma: 12
sloppy drunk hookups then saying really mean stuff
Oct 5 2008 9:02PM
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Cpt_Barbosa
Posts: 477 - Karma: 171
my first time, i was on a trampoline in front of like 25 people, and after i made out with this girl she got made fun of all night because she kept her eyes open....hahahaha
Oct 5 2008 9:02PM
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MayorWest
Posts: 1596 - Karma: 160
are you sure she wasnt a virgin...haha
cuz that mess tends to hapen with some chicks
yeah personal experience
Oct 5 2008 9:04PM
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MO-gan
Posts: 720 - Karma: 21
haha aww poor girl
Oct 5 2008 9:06PM
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MC_POUTINE
Posts: 1380 - Karma: 112
i was on a couch making out with this girl and my friend was on the chair next to us making out with my girlfriends friend. i look over and see him smack her in the face really hard. She bit him. Hard
Oct 5 2008 9:20PM
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doublexl
Posts: 8407 - Karma: 27
ya theres these two creeps at my schoo land theyve been going out for like 3 years and at lunch they like sit on top of the table and slobber all over eachother. and theyre both like the nastiest people ive ever seen.

and then i was aimlessly wandering the halls during class and they were standing between these two pillars, in this tiny ass spot, like straight makin like no other.

god i hate everyone in my school.
Oct 5 2008 9:25PM
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Canuker
Posts: 4730 - Karma: 165
i still havtn made out with a girl so uh please feel sorry for me.



and im not kiding either...
Oct 5 2008 9:27PM
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MC_POUTINE
Posts: 1380 - Karma: 112
haha theres a pda couple in my science class and the teacher clowns on them so hard for it
Oct 5 2008 9:28PM
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Canuker
Posts: 4730 - Karma: 165
yea man, im soooo up for that( no homo). Just say the time and place and i'll be there.
Oct 5 2008 9:35PM
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MC_POUTINE
Posts: 1380 - Karma: 112
bahaha
Oct 5 2008 9:37PM
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Jake...
Posts: 11976 - Karma: 296
the dome deal and finding out afterwards that she puked minutes before but you were to drunk to taste puke
Oct 5 2008 9:38PM
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Quinn
Posts: 1428 - Karma: 16
drunk chick just biting my lip so hard. i was like wtf not sexy.
Oct 5 2008 9:41PM
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skijunkiedtm
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316 views.

33 replies.

so i think its safe to assume 316-33=283 people on here are to imbarassed to admit they haven't either.
Oct 5 2008 9:42PM
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idontactuallyski
Posts: 1320 - Karma: 19
orrrr they just havent had an awful experience while making out w/ someone
Oct 5 2008 9:46PM
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Drew.C
Posts: 1757 - Karma: 39
this one chik burped in my friends mouth, thats fucked up
Oct 5 2008 9:50PM
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FartBoy05
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whenever this girl would go in for a kiss she would lead with her huge teeth. God have mercy on the place where the collision occurs.

Oct 5 2008 9:51PM
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babujib
Posts: 5039 - Karma: 104
some chick made me gag she shoved her tongue all the way down my throat, also a girl bit my lip trying to be all sexy and i go ouch wtf and she goes i like it rough so i bit her tongue and punched her in the uterus
Oct 5 2008 9:51PM
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Canuker
Posts: 4730 - Karma: 165
lol thanks for that man it makes me feel better :P




and some of that shits gross, like all that puking and bruping stuff. like wtf.
Oct 5 2008 9:53PM
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ko.
Posts: 453 - Karma: 17
i got laryngitis from a guy one time. that sucked.
Oct 5 2008 9:56PM
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[~_~]
Posts: 20239 - Karma: 1,273
Sometimes during that dry-humping make out stage right before sauce time I have gotten two into the humping and started breathing heavily from all the aerobics. A combination of hyperventilation and our bodies rubbing against each other made our kisses make LOUD fart noises over and over. Vacuums dude.
Oct 5 2008 10:03PM
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dmc12380
Posts: 3545 - Karma: 792
when they stick there tongue down your throat and flex it an wiggle it around. fucking gross
Oct 5 2008 10:04PM
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pianoman
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haha doug you are an amazing thinker.
Oct 5 2008 10:06PM
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charmander
Posts: 10636 - Karma: 370
well she bit my tongue, pretty hard.
Oct 5 2008 10:10PM
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rhack
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she bit my lip hard. and there was a distinct crunching sound. it made my lip bleed a little. that's just too much
Oct 5 2008 10:17PM
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no_steeze
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my friend was making out with a chick and she passed out on him

also i was once and she was biting my lip but then she somehow tripped and with her jaws still on my lip she kinda stumbled back and pulled my face with her and i had a cut on my lip for a while
Oct 5 2008 10:21PM
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Bean_Slc
Posts: 514 - Karma: 25
well, last year at summer camp I met this girl. At one of the camps gay dances I started to hook up with her. As i was going in for makin out, she opened her mouth like my head was a fucking hamburger, like as far open as her mouth could go. She then like slobberd all over my face, and somehow bit me. I was seriously traumatized after this.
Oct 5 2008 10:23PM
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skiP.E.I.
Posts: 7821 - Karma: 21,843
Never had one. that's the worst.
Oct 5 2008 10:34PM
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Shpadoinkle
Posts: 10437 - Karma: 84

Well my worst one was that he was just a horrible kisser and he just slobbered everywhere.

I also don't enjoy having my tongue sucked out of my mouth. It hurts.

Oct 5 2008 10:37PM
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gnustreetfool
Posts: 2595 - Karma: 51
hooking up with a drunk chick than finding out i was the 3rd person she hooked up with that night hahaha gotta love being drunk
Oct 5 2008 10:41PM
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Malcolm
Posts: 15951 - Karma: 9,451
yes i remember that. it was that girl that you didnt remember what she looked like. the fat one with a beard and 3 tits. joking she was pretty hot until she puked all over
Oct 5 2008 10:45PM
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Sky.
Posts: 1158 - Karma: 287
this girl that really liked me and i had no intrest in her was trying to get me to make out with her it was really really wierd she was like blowing in my ear and then she like licked my lip it was super akward so i was like wtf i dont like and and she cried
Oct 5 2008 10:52PM
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THEDICKBUTCHER
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wordd same for me the guy wouldnt use a tongue at all either so it was just teeth and lip it was bad.
Oct 5 2008 10:59PM
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