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OMFG MY FRIEND LMAO WTF

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elk.
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Ok so.. My friend starts chattin to this girl on myspace and she seems like a cute girl you know slim looking nice body good lookin face and then my friend and her like i guess started going out and like we went to pick her up and i was like dude... her myspace pictures had the angles... she could be something shes not.. and hes like w/e dude well see. so we get to her house to pick her up to go watch the game at a friends house kinda like a party and a 5ft 4 snarl beast comes walking out of her house instantly my mouth dropped. and my freind shreiked.... She was wayyyy fatter than the pics on myspace and wayyyy uglier.... so thennnn we took her to the house and my friend didnt say more than 3 words to her for like 4 hours and she didnt evenn have a good personality... So we dropped her off and she was like now what ? and my friend was just like yahh.. and walked away.. SHE WAS SO NASTY
Oct 5 2008 7:34PM
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Malcolm
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hahahaha i want to see some pictures

Oct 5 2008 7:36PM
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Hansel.
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haha sounds like sexdrive bahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Oct 5 2008 7:37PM
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elk.
Posts: 1597 - Karma: 117
ahhaha her myspace pics were fine... !!! but they had the angles so we were all a little deceived
Oct 5 2008 7:37PM
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steezeaholic.
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hahahaha
Oct 5 2008 7:38PM
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4frnt_or_die
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big woman need love too!


Oct 5 2008 7:39PM
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lloyd_christmas
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needless to say, that's why you don't meet girls over the internet.  that's hysterical, though.
Oct 5 2008 7:39PM
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MayorWest
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wow met a girl on myspace...
your friends a winner for sure
Oct 5 2008 7:39PM
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elk.
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yamaha4lyfe11 (7:34:07 PM): dude...
yamaha4lyfe11 (7:34:11 PM): idk what to say
xskiierx33 (7:35:01 PM): lmao
xskiierx33 (7:35:04 PM): check NSG
yamaha4lyfe11 (7:37:41 PM): aight lmfao
yamaha4lyfe11 (7:38:10 PM): she still wont stop texting me..
xskiierx33 (7:38:19 PM): wtfs she saying.
xskiierx33 (7:38:27 PM): dude just tell her its over bro
xskiierx33 (7:38:30 PM): just do it
Oct 5 2008 7:40PM
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Italian.Stallion
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this sounds like a video i've seen on the internet...
Oct 5 2008 7:40PM
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elk.
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The myspace movie ?!?!? thats exactly how i predicted it and it was exactly like that
Oct 5 2008 7:41PM
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kgirvan
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everyone it was me bad fuckin times i learned a verrry goood lesson and thanks for him being there it was so bad she looked cute and she had a nice body but she came down the stairs and my mouth just dropped it was soo bad i am sick to my stomach and like i dont even know i feel like shit but it was so fcking funny AHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAH
Oct 5 2008 7:42PM
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Gorilla.Steeze
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i heart picking up chicks on myspace ;-D
Oct 5 2008 7:42PM
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Blurst
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haha man i feel bad for you...
Oct 5 2008 7:44PM
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Parkboy
Posts: 2303 - Karma: 32
classic
Oct 5 2008 7:45PM
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SICKYGNARGNAR
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You have to post her myspace or at the very least some of the pics.

This threads will continue to be useless until you do so. Thanks.
Oct 5 2008 7:47PM
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Italian.Stallion
Posts: 564 - Karma: 101
yeah that one.
Oct 5 2008 7:57PM
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cashdebt
Posts: 2383 - Karma: 349
hahaha. That was pretty funny. Ask for a straight up normal pix next time, not any with weird angles
Oct 5 2008 7:58PM
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yellav
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hahahaha snarl beast so using that
Oct 5 2008 7:58PM
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kgirvan
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dude i dont think it was even her in the pictures...
Oct 5 2008 8:00PM
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wev-skis
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haha i wanna see these pictures

Oct 5 2008 8:01PM
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juliana.
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lmao thats embarrassing
Oct 5 2008 8:02PM
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T.Spliff
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yea dude lets see her myspace
Oct 5 2008 8:03PM
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A_Davis
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Hahaha how old are you guys? like why not hit on chicks you have actually seen. hahaha its a great a story though. when she came out your friend should have been like "are you sure i was talking to you like your a snarl beast and i was talking to a hot girl" then you guys should have left. Like she must have felt like shit for those four hours.
Oct 5 2008 8:05PM
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elk.
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16 broski... just because my friend fucked up doesnt mean were 12lve
Oct 5 2008 8:06PM
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no_steeze
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you really met a girl on myspace and picked her up?
Oct 5 2008 8:10PM
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BASS_PRO_SHOP
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hahaha, no worries i did that a few years ago. i brought my friend along just in case. thank god i did. ive got to say it was one of the funniest and fun times ive had though. just playing mini-golf with her and her brother, and my friend and i laughing the whole way home. never talked to that sea pig again.
Oct 5 2008 8:12PM
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graciousstallion
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pics or it didnt happen
Oct 5 2008 8:12PM
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elk.
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Lmao thats excatly what we did just minus the mini golf and fun times more akward than anything... hahaha it was fucking funyn for me though ahahaha
Oct 5 2008 8:16PM
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iluvBread
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ya i wana see fuckin pics. to see if she was even worth goin for in the 1st place
Oct 5 2008 8:19PM
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Microcosm
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word.
and that's hilarious I can't believe you picked her up.
Oct 5 2008 8:24PM
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miketheskier88
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MySpace: Giving fat chicks a chance since 2003.
Oct 5 2008 8:24PM
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dr_phil
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pics would be entertaining
Oct 5 2008 8:34PM
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dodgeridge*rider
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yeah dude we need pics


Oct 5 2008 8:50PM
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MatRich
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hahaha this is one of the most hilariouse storys on ns in a while... i love how she sounds like a mythical beast. hahahaha I cant stop loling, keep on keepin on!
Oct 5 2008 9:05PM
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Rooddss
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i would have drove away on the spot haha
Oct 5 2008 9:07PM
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elk.
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i mean i tried to be nice and asked her if she wanted to play pool thinking she might be a mysterious pool shark... right... but she was so fucking bad and couldnt hit the ball. so she quit and i was like ahhhh YETI
Oct 5 2008 9:07PM
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Parkboy
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pics dude everyone wants to see the beast
Oct 5 2008 9:10PM
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elk.
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yeah dude i totally took pictures of this mythical sea cow? like why are you taking pics of me ? BECUASE NS WOULDNT BEILIVE THAT I WAS WITH THE DRAGON FROM NEVER ENDING STORY !!!! lol im not that big of a dick
Oct 5 2008 9:12PM
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Malcolm
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atleast post up drawings. ill make some ms paint ones for you later and you can choose from them

Oct 5 2008 9:14PM
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Parkboy
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hahaha. you said she was on myspace though
Oct 5 2008 9:16PM
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Jake...
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pics or it didn't happen
Oct 5 2008 9:22PM
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elk.
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yeah but her myspace pics were decent and didnt look liker her... HERES KINDA WHAT SHEE LOOKED LIKE


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Oct 5 2008 9:25PM
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Peter.
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just post a myspace pic
Oct 5 2008 9:28PM
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afrocentric
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hahahahahaha my threads for when pics surface, or malcom does the MS paint version.
Oct 5 2008 9:29PM
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timmi
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hmm i guess tagged pictures on facebook is a damn good thing eh.
Oct 5 2008 9:32PM
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SICKYGNARGNAR
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LIES LIES LIES!!!


myspace.com/beastgirl

its not that hard
Oct 5 2008 9:35PM
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ko.
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ha ha oh my god i love every single name this poor girl has been given during this thread :)
Oct 5 2008 9:54PM
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elk.
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was a combo of a Yeti, The bigfoot from harry and the hendersons, and  that flying fucking dog thing from never ending story
Oct 5 2008 10:01PM
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[~_~]
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Falkor! the luck dragon!
Oct 5 2008 10:06PM
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elk.
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lmao slandis always makes my fucking day ahahahahahh
Oct 5 2008 10:06PM
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