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Fuck my life - party story

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Benson23
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My parents were out for the weekend soo i decided to have a bit of a get together like 20 people or so but it turns out they told all of their friends and it spread a fuck lot, last night there was around 100 people in the house theres like 10 holes in my walls and 5 police cars showed up, my parents are coming home in 5 hours and im fucked like not drunk but there going to rip me a new asshole, the fuckers that hit holes in my wall are going to get fucking clubbed down next weekend my brothers coming back from university to fuck with these kids.  i fucking hate shit heads that are aloud in to drink and fuck with stuff
Oct 5 2008 12:18PM
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inactive
Posts: 4772 - Karma: 97
wow, thats sucks hard,hansel
Oct 5 2008 12:19PM
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Dr.Barq
Posts: 720 - Karma: 15
I assume you didnt get in legal trouble so be thankful for that
Oct 5 2008 12:20PM
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Benson23
Posts: 1713 - Karma: 15
the cops that showed up didint really care they just gave everyone the boot and took my info down if i get caught throwing another one its a 2000$ fine
Oct 5 2008 12:21PM
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BdoubleU
Posts: 880 - Karma: 291
damn!

2 maybe 3 usually...but 5 cops? shit must've been crackin for sure

That's usually how it is. you invite 15-20 and it branches out to the fucking public
Oct 5 2008 12:22PM
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Benson23
Posts: 1713 - Karma: 15
ya no shit sherlock
Oct 5 2008 12:28PM
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ski420patrol
Posts: 87 - Karma: 8
Best advice I can offer is don't have house parties at your parents house. But I guess you already know that.
Oct 5 2008 12:31PM
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stormtrooper
Posts: 1191 - Karma: 461
just hurry and get some plaster and fill the walls in befor they are home
Oct 5 2008 12:42PM
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freshlyDIPPED
Posts: 1160 - Karma: 121
hang some paintings over the holes that should do...
Oct 5 2008 1:04PM
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spidey
Posts: 347 - Karma: 22
well if theres no chance at getting away with it, i'd call and let them know what happened. seriously if you call and tell them they arent going to explode as much as they would if they came home to a surprise of a trashed house.

Oct 5 2008 1:09PM
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Jwalk
Posts: 4647 - Karma: 134
hahahahaha good stuff
Oct 5 2008 1:11PM
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Bangor
Posts: 9599 - Karma: 129
this is your best bet at this point.
Oct 5 2008 1:17PM
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notomatoplz
Posts: 1377 - Karma: 29
agreed, if theyre anything like my parents theyre still gonna tweak pretty good but not nearly as bad as if they were suprised
Oct 5 2008 1:23PM
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Thizzed
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this shit has happened to me before, i just hung a picture in the hole area, i still got in trouble but not as bad as they would if they found out it was during a party
Oct 5 2008 1:32PM
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no_steeze
Posts: 23992 - Karma: 4,273
hahahaha, when they notice like 3 weeks later just say your brother threw a party when he was home from college and trashed the house, or that a horse got in the door when you went to get the mail and kicked 5 holes in the wall in an attempt to get out
Oct 5 2008 3:02PM
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Hertz
Posts: 238 - Karma: 30
lol "a horse got in the house dad i swear"
Oct 5 2008 3:06PM
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CJHski
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partys at your own house always suck
Oct 5 2008 3:17PM
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Rachy
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Convince one of your friends to give you a black eye, then call your parents and tell them you got into a really bad fight with one of your friends friends causing the holes. Then tell them you won.

Or do the smart thing and call them like the others said.
Oct 5 2008 4:12PM
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heath
Posts: 475 - Karma: 13
Yeah, its always never the best idea to throw a party in yuor parents house, something always goes wrong. It's so nice when you get your own house, same shit happens, but then you pay for it still anyway ha.
Oct 5 2008 4:40PM
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Jake...
Posts: 11976 - Karma: 296
i wanna know the turn out. wha happon?
Oct 5 2008 4:55PM
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notomatoplz
Posts: 1377 - Karma: 29
lol, computer privileges takin away maybe?
Oct 5 2008 5:00PM
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natedogg789435
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thats y i didn't have a party at my house this summer. i don't like scummy people. and even if u don't invite them they will come
Oct 5 2008 5:15PM
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GreenStezz
Posts: 3570 - Karma: 717
bummer............
Oct 5 2008 5:16PM
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Bangor
Posts: 9599 - Karma: 129
hahaha that never works.... my buddy was borrowing my skis, and fucked up one of the brakes, so he punched himself in the face till he got a bloody nose, and told me he got in a fight and somebody screwed the skis.... had two of my other friends go along with it.....



i just bent the brake back and we went skiing, later that night we all had a laugh at his expense about it over beers, it was great.......






long story short lying sucks.
Oct 5 2008 5:46PM
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Malcolm
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uh oh... its been 5 hours since he made this thread. RUN

Oct 5 2008 5:52PM
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joey.
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this is why you are member of the month.
Oct 5 2008 5:59PM
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samwise
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It sucks when random ass people show up at your house. If you're going to throw a party, don't let people who you don't want there in! I had some friends over while my parents were out of town a few weeks ago. All was well, and then these kids just showed up. I told them that I didn't want them there, that I wasn't trying to be a dick, that i just didn't want to deal with a huge ass party. Have some respect for your parents' house and keep it under control!
Oct 5 2008 6:02PM
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Balto
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just say you have anger problems and kicked in the walls. sure you will have to get mental help but at least you may not get in trouble
Oct 5 2008 6:05PM
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lloyd_christmas
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amen my brotha
Oct 5 2008 6:13PM
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Drew.C
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i just had a party at my house last night, my parents knew about it and stuff and they were at my house and stuff but kids can be assholes. My one friend who's pretty immature took a whole bowl of popcorn and was throwing it at everyone. he ended up wasting all of it and leaving a huge mess. that kid did the same thing at another one of my party's but that time he wasted a whole box of pizza. my mom was pissed
Oct 5 2008 6:16PM
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DaveM
Posts: 2936 - Karma: 1,558
last time i tried to have a house party the same thing ended up happeneing.. a bunch of ppl came.. at least 50. and then it was getting out of hand so i wasnt letting any more ppl in. so there was this fag who tried to come in my house and i kicked him out and then the guy decides to call the cops.. 4 cop cars come to my house and aas they come everyone runs out of my house so the cops called back up because they thought that there was people breaking into my house, so 8 cop cars ended up comming to my house.. they broke down my side down and ran in.. i got really pissed at the cops for breaking my door(and i was drunk) so i started yelling at them and swearing and they end up putting me in cuffs and pinning me to my couch. They just ended up taking down my info but i didnt get in shit from the cops, but my parents who were on vacation drove 2 hours back to my house in the middle of the night at 2am to come back... boy were they pissed..

anyways i know what its like.. my ipod was stolen that night too...
it really sucks
last time im having a house party
Oct 5 2008 6:23PM
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Static
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I like the horse excuse
Oct 5 2008 6:26PM
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Proze
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Take bricks' rap them in a teeshirt and soak in gas, go key the words " dont fuck with me" into the hood of the offenders cars, light the bricks and toss that shit through their windows. - (dont do this but it would be baller in a movie or something)
Oct 5 2008 6:44PM
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sarahskis
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Yikes.  That really really does suck...good luck!
Oct 5 2008 6:46PM
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t_wells
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so what eneded up happening with your parents?
Oct 5 2008 6:48PM
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e.soule
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hey so are your parents home yet?!? what happend, i wanna know! get back to us
Oct 5 2008 6:49PM
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Peter.
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lol, my friend had a party at his house, and forgot to lock his moms bedroom door, and some kid puked all over his parents bed
Oct 5 2008 6:51PM
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sarahskis
Posts: 1587 - Karma: 41
if it makes you feel any better, it started snowing in Breckenridge about 10 minutes ago. HELL YEAH
Oct 5 2008 6:52PM
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joey.
Posts: 2087 - Karma: 3,337
omg.........FUCK THE EC
Oct 5 2008 6:54PM
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babujib
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hahahah this is why i love NS
Oct 5 2008 6:56PM
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steezeaholic.
Posts: 894 - Karma: 39
that sucks- im sorry dude
Oct 5 2008 7:56PM
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zackblain
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Oct 5 2008 8:02PM
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ko.
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seriously! tell us what happened!
Oct 5 2008 8:05PM
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0123456789
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this one time my buddy had a party at his house, he hid his parents(nice) beer upstairs, like 50ish total, and when his parents found out, they thought he sold them. his parents are just in denial i think.
Oct 5 2008 8:14PM
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landonn
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haha, why would you sell beers. haha. i had some friends over to watch football today cause my mom was gone and right when uninvited kids started showing up thinking there was a party my mom showed up and it was all good.  parents are awesome!!
Oct 5 2008 8:54PM
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0123456789
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it was the only plausable thing besides a party, i think they just didnt want to think their son would have a partaaaaaaaaaaay
Oct 5 2008 9:13PM
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MC_POUTINE
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so what happened?
Oct 5 2008 9:22PM
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AB_Pow
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Well considering he has not replied to anyting for a while i think it might be safe to say that his computer privaleges got taken away.
Oct 6 2008 6:31PM
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Benson23
Posts: 1713 - Karma: 15
just got back on the computer the walls are all fixed i told my parents about it who were pretty chill im grounded for 2 weeks and that g kid is paying for our walls, none the less when i can go out a couple friends and i are going to fuck him up . how do you upload pics ive got a few on my phone of the walls
Oct 7 2008 7:14PM
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0123456789
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send them in a text to your email adress, save to your comp then make a photobucket account and upload to that then use the pic link and copy paste into here adn walla! let there be pics!
Oct 7 2008 7:18PM
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debrickshaw
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that vid is hilarious, that kid is so retarded
Oct 7 2008 8:36PM
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