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The Best BIIIIIIIIIIIIRTDAY! Shout outs EVER on Newschoolers.com
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Hey everyone: I wanna thank my mom and dad for having me 21 years ago. I also wanna thank Comor Sports, Westbeach on West 4th, and SBC SKIER and Snowboard Canada for sponsoring the SFU SKI CLUB, Theory 3 Media for killing it, Poorboyz(especially Johnny Decesare and friends) for inspiring me to move out west, live the dream, and ruin my life (THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU), Armada Skis for killing it and being what skiing will become, and Rossignol and Salomon for putting out the skis that I ride.
I'd also like to thank my friends, both out east and out west, for being everything I've ever dreamed of and 10000000000000 times more, and every girl that's ever made fun of me/dumped me for me riding my bike or skiing, because they motivate me more than anything else in the world. I'd also like to thank my OAC teachers for telling me I'd never be anything in this world, because Simon Fraser University is the shit and I have unlimited opportunities thanks to them. I'd also like to thank the Communication Department at SFU, because they're super great and deserve the shout outs. Finally, again, huge props and thanks to everyone that's ever helped me out, because I owe you the past 21 years. I had more than a few drinks for you tonight...
Crystal-needs-a-park...where were you we waited around downstairs at Steamworks for you fucker, you stood me up. You best not be doing the same thing when we go up to Whistler, or else....And I was counting on you to bring chicks.
'lets all go to hell for having sex!' Lateralis
'jib_this why are you such an ass? all your posts are dissing someone els (sic)' Krongos
Whistler Sucks.
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that wasn't even half as cool as my online birthday party.
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^My first of 5 birthday parties at a Pimpin Frogz premiere and a strip club. My second was at 2 different bars. My second last one is in a limo, the RFA/Session 1242 premiere, and a minimum of 1 bar. Your online birthday party is gay in comparison.
'lets all go to hell for having sex!' Lateralis
'jib_this why are you such an ass? all your posts are dissing someone els (sic)' Krongos
Whistler Sucks.
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WEAK strip clubs are good birhtday destinations!
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uncle jemimas mash liqour it will fuck you up
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i went to the strip club for my bday.
...Now I just can't shut you up, shut you up
So now I have to chop you up, chop you up
And I'll just wait till I get caught...
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i did accounting, organizational behavior and quantitative decision making homework for your birthday, wasnt that a nice present?
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