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If you peel the labels off of bottles your sexually frustrated.

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WikiWiki
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I work at Best Buy and at every meeting we have one fact that is tottally fucked up. A bunch of doctors did a study and found that men who have a habit of peeling off labels from bottles are sexually frustrated. Don't be worried if you only tear off like 1 every once in a while. Thank you Best Buy for another awesome fact!

Oct 1 2008 9:21PM
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pmills
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:(   perhaps you're just under the misconception that guys want every girl to play hard to get...



Oct 2 2008 7:43PM
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Swervasaurus
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HAHAHAHAHA thats great
Oct 2 2008 7:54PM
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MO-gan
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ha well i guess its just more fun for girls
Oct 2 2008 7:56PM
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MatRich
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realy... I usualy go for the girls peeling their label with their teeth while they chew on ice, then its a sure thing
Oct 2 2008 8:19PM
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who_cares
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lol, i do this sometimes.
also if u chew ur fingernails or chew gum u prob weren't satisfied enough/ didnt get breast fed enough when u were a baby. (its hard to describe correctly, its not a bad thing, its just a habit that can happen because u subconsciously feel a need to hav something in ur mouth because u feel like u missed out wen u were a baby)
and overstrict toilet training can cause OCD or can also cause rebellious personalities

that's my "fun" fact for the day
Oct 2 2008 8:32PM
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popNfresh44
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hhaha, u gotta catch ur prey first
Oct 2 2008 8:40PM
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Peter.
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you obviously aren't accustomed to the NS sense of humor yet

all in good time my friend.
Oct 2 2008 9:48PM
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skiP.E.I.
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haha I peel off labels all the time...definitely need sex
Oct 2 2008 10:19PM
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kabozo101
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i don't peel off labels but i think im sexually frustrated haha
Oct 2 2008 10:35PM
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Mexico
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fuck
Oct 2 2008 10:55PM
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dwigt
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wow, i do that all the time.   I think just a plain bottle with no label looks so much cooler than one covered with so many labels you can't even see what's inside
Oct 3 2008 12:10AM
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Twinjibber77
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yeah, someone could pee in it

Oct 3 2008 8:50AM
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Hannah.
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informative thank you i am not sexually frusterated
Oct 3 2008 10:19AM
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Canuker
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well i peel labels of of 90% of bottles.....so maybe we can work something out sometime.

joke's.

but i actually do peel the labels off almost every bottle i drink.

Oct 19 2008 2:30PM
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VT_FLO
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wow, i'm going to have to pay attention to all bottle drinkers in my school now and laugh
Oct 19 2008 2:47PM
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caucasian_chad
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There might be some truth in that.
Back when I rode the bus, there was this kid who sat in front and tried to get every last piece of the label off his Gatorade every single day, and he was right on the fence between straight and gay (sometimes I heard him talk about girls, but he was always checking guys out in the locker room).
Oct 19 2008 2:55PM
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Canuker
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they should do this on mythbusters!!!

Mythbusters FTW

Oct 19 2008 2:58PM
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Leo.
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bitch i peel labels like i peel back clit hoods
Oct 19 2008 5:27PM
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WikiWiki
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never?
Oct 19 2008 5:43PM
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Bloom.
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when in class watch what students do with there pen. according to psychoanalytic theory, a boy who is playing with his pen wants to masturbate. a girl tapping the top of her pen wants to masturbate. a pen in the mouth means.......you know what it means.
Oct 19 2008 5:49PM
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YukonGraham
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i peel labels off bottles, lighters, basically anything with one, im not sexually frustrated i just hate those fucking things
Oct 19 2008 6:04PM
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