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If you peel the labels off of bottles your sexually frustrated.

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WikiWiki
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I work at Best Buy and at every meeting we have one fact that is tottally fucked up. A bunch of doctors did a study and found that men who have a habit of peeling off labels from bottles are sexually frustrated. Don't be worried if you only tear off like 1 every once in a while. Thank you Best Buy for another awesome fact!

Oct 1 2008 9:21PM
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popNfresh44
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i do it sometimes haha
Oct 1 2008 9:29PM
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currentwestman
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yup
Oct 1 2008 9:29PM
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notomatoplz
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wtf i just peeled the label off of a water bottle like 10 mins ago
Oct 1 2008 9:30PM
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Alex_G
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chewing on ice is also a sign for girls that they have some sexual tension to release
Oct 1 2008 9:31PM
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k-rob
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my dad peels the labels off of wine bottles sometimes, but that's just so that it's easier to clean them.
Oct 1 2008 9:31PM
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ThaLetterM.
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things they should actually teach you in public school
Oct 1 2008 9:33PM
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nickrdwd
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i peel the labels off bottles alot gahhh
Oct 1 2008 9:33PM
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timmi
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i can think of a better way to tell if someone is sexually frustrated with a bottle.
Oct 1 2008 9:38PM
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Skibumsmith
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hahahahahaha that's awesome. how would they deduce that? and I gotta start lookin out for girls that chew ice
Oct 1 2008 9:39PM
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ryan.c
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haha me too...basically every bottle. i have done it for as long as i can remember too
Oct 1 2008 9:39PM
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fappy
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whatever helps you sleep at night
Oct 1 2008 9:40PM
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k-rob
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i think you mean my dad.
Oct 1 2008 9:42PM
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VT_scratch
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ahah me too.

then today in french i stuck it to a kid back until the end of class... they never knew.


yea i gotta start honin in on some ice crunchers.
Oct 1 2008 9:48PM
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Malcolm
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i usually go for the chicks that chew on ice and peel the label off at the same time
Oct 1 2008 9:51PM
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Flo_Rida_2016
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nice i never do it.
Oct 1 2008 9:56PM
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peacecoastskier
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ballin!  i dont do that. =)
Oct 1 2008 9:59PM
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TheButterHashira
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I don't ever do that so I my hand must be doing something right.
Oct 1 2008 10:00PM
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B-VUR
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I do it
Oct 1 2008 10:00PM
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TZA.
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my girl friend chews ice and i peel bottles what does that mean











jks
Oct 1 2008 10:01PM
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MO-gan
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what? no way
i chew on ice a lot
Oct 1 2008 10:01PM
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B-VUR
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But i decided that I was a lesbian years ago.
Oct 1 2008 10:01PM
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seemeski
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Huh, I chew ice all the time but I don't think I have sexual tension.
Oct 1 2008 10:09PM
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WikiWiki
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i heard the ice one too- from now on i will post the random facts- i think we have a list of past ones at work
Oct 1 2008 10:10PM
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Alex_G
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that's right you don't THINK you have sexual tension, but maybe your man aint hittin the spot...looks like you just need a new horse to ride
Oct 1 2008 10:59PM
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cmeriptahoe
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Well it looks like I am sexually frustrated haha.
Oct 1 2008 11:07PM
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BEARS.
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hahahaha i do it to every bottle i can get my dirty mitts on.
Oct 1 2008 11:11PM
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no_steeze
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i do it sometimes, not a lot though
Oct 1 2008 11:11PM
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Tinga
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chewing ice also means you have an iron deficiency...
Oct 1 2008 11:17PM
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cmeriptahoe
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for chicks or guys? cus i am positive i dont have an iron deficieny and i chew all the ice i can get my hands on.
Oct 2 2008 1:08PM
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no_steeze
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haha me too, i chew ice like it's my job
Oct 2 2008 1:11PM
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Twinjibber77
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ouchhh, Right in tha anus

Oct 2 2008 1:12PM
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C0RN
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you wish poser! i do every day though. not sure how they are related?

Oct 2 2008 1:18PM
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vincepru
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i do it till my cheeks are numb and my teeth start to hurt.
Oct 2 2008 2:22PM
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Sno.
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I've heard of the label peeling thing.  Also I head that if men shake their legs, like raise their heel up and down rapidly ( its hard to describe but quite common) and if females cross their legs, and shake the leg thats been crossed back and forth, those are signs also
Oct 2 2008 2:40PM
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THEDICKBUTCHER
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hahaha wtf! i love chewing ice, its the best..

:/
Oct 2 2008 2:54PM
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skiEER
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me too and im not sexually frustrated
Oct 2 2008 3:27PM
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Peter.
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wanna hang out?
Oct 2 2008 3:30PM
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pmills
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I think bottle manufactures should start printing 'you're sexually frustrated' underneath the labels, that way you'll know it every time you peel.
Oct 2 2008 3:31PM
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seemeski
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Hmmm I could be in denial.
Oct 2 2008 3:32PM
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grams.
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hah, i pulled one off during lunch today...oh well
Oct 2 2008 3:37PM
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NICK.VT
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thats not a fact, its just a really old catch phrase. guy goes up to guy and says ha your sexually frustrated and don't get any cause you peel the labels off of bottles. guy goes up to girl and says you know they say you peel the labels off of bottles because of sexual frustration. need some help with that?
Oct 2 2008 3:52PM
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2+2=5
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i only do it when im bored
Oct 2 2008 4:09PM
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MO-gan
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do you actually get girls that way?


Oct 2 2008 6:03PM
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k-rob
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"hey baby, wanna wrestle?" seems to work okay.
Oct 2 2008 6:05PM
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MO-gan
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ha then you're wrestling with some fucking sluts that don't give a shit... not even a challenge... whats the fun in that?
Oct 2 2008 6:08PM
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pmills
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probably the sexual contact?
Oct 2 2008 7:30PM
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Lemuel
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i peel the labels off of beer bottles and stick them on my trampoline along with everyother sticker i get
Oct 2 2008 7:32PM
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MO-gan
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its a lot more fun if theres a challenge though
Oct 2 2008 7:32PM
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pmills
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Thats called rape!
Oct 2 2008 7:33PM
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MO-gan
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wow your dumb
you know what i mean
Oct 2 2008 7:38PM
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