Writing speeches... for speech class. this sucks ass. and that rhymed

look up a speech like mothers agaiinst drunk drivers or somthing hhaa

thats wat i hav to do in my debate class and i  hav to do a debate against child abuse

How politics devides us. GO!

your struggling with a minute long speech? dude by the time you get started you will be done. write a speech about how thats way too short of a speech.

tell your class how living on planet earth is better than living on planet mars.

do something about skiing

word.

do a speech on how there shouldn't be a time limit on speeches, and they should just be however long it takes to get your point across.

and make it like 15 seconds long. Then if she says it wasn't long enough, tell her she obviously didn't learn much from your speech.

the benifits of the legalization of marijuana!

hahaha that last part made me laugh pretty hard haha

karma+++

haha i loled.
and yea i've heard all about how you collegiate people have to write your 15-30 minute speeches about all your shitty crap. but i dont. i need a one minute speech. please

but for rizzeal. any legit suggestions?

The best speeches are those about odd things, I think it was tenth grade and I did a speech about dyer sheets. I would think of something odd in your life, like a spoon and give a speech about it. It sounds crazy, but it shows you can give a speech about anything.


Here is an example:


Today I am going to talk about something that you all know and use pretty much everyday. It is not a car, or Phone nor your beloved Ipod. But a spoon. Everyone understatmetns the spoon. The world of sliver is like the jungle, you have the king of the jungle the Lion aka the Knife then you have the next down fork, then finally the spoon. There are so many kinds of spoons out there, you have the tea spoon, sugar spoon, soup spoon and don't forget the grapefruit spoon with the knife like edges. Oh yes and I almost forgot about your mom's or dad's favorite spoon the measuring spoon. Spoons can come in all sorts of materials, such a metal wood and like in the cafe plastic. 
The spoon has been adopted into one of the most handy plastic/silver-wear. This is called the Spork. This is like if you cross a tiger and jaguar. The spork could elimate the fork and spoon all toghether at the dinner table.....


Well hopefully this helps, sorry about the grammar and spelling errors I am too lazy to reread, plus i got to get out of my cube and go home for the night. Good luck on your speech bro... 

yesss. you have a cube. i used to have a cube.


then say that a common cuddle position of men and women (or men & men, or women & women, if you're gay....not that there's anything wrong with it) has taken on the name "to spoon"  or "spooning" and this name of course came from the eating utensil.


If you need to have the audience participate, why don't you pass out balloons to everyone, and do an instructional speech on how to do a certain balloon animal, and have them follow along.

hahaha that would be great.
^and haha i like that spoons idea. +++karma