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just take her on a simple date and ask her at the end of the date
or if your up to it....
get a rose or some sort of flower and tie a note saying Homecoming? and your name or whatever to let her know it is from you
and get a friend or someone in your school to take it to her during one of her classes
first kill her, push her down some stairs, shoot her in the face, then stomp on her carcass with ski boots. then make a small box out of wood, nails and a hammer, make sure there are adults around you don't want to hurt yourself. now you make a lid, but on the bottom side of the lid you write 'homecoming?' on it. Carefully put her lifeless body inside the homemade box and gently place the lid on the top nailing it down tightly to keep nasty pests out. Now bring the creative idea to somewhere in a wooded area where no one will see. Dig a hole, i recommend 4x5 and about 6 feet deep. Place the box in the hole and put the dirt back on top of it and your all set. She'll absolutely love it. it's to die for. and if she doesnt show up... fuckin skank.
you don't have to be all extravagant but girls definitely appreciate when you ask at least in a slightly cute way. my boyfriends 2 years graduated and he was like "so ya wanna go to homecoming?" and i said yea...then he backed out and was like "its too expensive im broke ughh". i was cool with it but then i decided fuck it its senior year i wanna go. so i told him to take me haha. its disappointing when you have to convince your bf to take you...
but you can always chalk "homecoming?" on her driveway. its easy and then you can do random drawings alongside which are always fun...
i just thought of this straight up, what you need to do is have one of your buddys or your mom or someone write home on one butt cheek and comming on the other. then when you see her in school the next day moon the bitch and see what she says