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Drug test surprising outcome
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ok so i get drug tested due to my parents i smoked everyday in the summer and they started testing me like a month ago. i smoked a week ago and i also smoked yesterday at school around 1
fast forward to now
i took a drug test about 2 hours ago and some how passed is this possible? is the test wrong?
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im pretty sure the drug test is wrong
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obivously its wrong if you took "drugs" and then passed a drug test bro.
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Was it like a legit drug test from a hospital or something OR was it a home drug test thing? Because those ones you can buy and test at home suck and usually don't work.
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i had a shitload of water before the test maybe thats it?
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haha thats gotta be so akward, I can't imagine parents giving drug tests in your own home. Sounds like the water did the trick, keep it up
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if you smoked the day before then it really doesnt matter if you drank alot of water. it should have been posistive so they probably did something wrong. it takes at lest 2 weeks for it to get out of your system, also if its a piss test then there i trick my friend showed me. when you go to piss, put a little bit of your piss in the cup and then fill the rest of the cup with toilet water, then if your positive it most likely ont show up.
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that is not a good thing.i have heard of this before. the chemicals might be building up in you system and they aren't getting flushed out. you could get messed up severely if you dont see a doctor. this is what happens to burnouts. i would tell your parents and see a doctor right away.
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hahaaha at both your name and your post
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ha great idea, yea go tell your parents the chemicals are building up in your system. busted.
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maybe you've been smoking parsley
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i here oregano ges you fuckin ripped!
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sounds like you are one lucky motha
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they could have been smoking rocks.
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your a joke that is the most stupid thing i have ever heard
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you really are a jackass, aren't you?
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its not about always drinking water to flush your system, its the couple hurs leading up to it, that will dilute, its going to be the same amount of the drug coming out, but you have water in your system to dilute it
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haha who are you? i like the whole jackal1177 thing but who are you?
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find someone who sells heroine and ask for idk like a spec of it or some shit and put it in the piss cup, you and your parents should have a good chuckle after they see the results
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its a secret. the world may never know.
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I posted this in another on of the hundred thousand million threads on this its so much of a better idea than drinking a ton
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thats a good idea.
but i hope he told, not showed you that.
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can't you just buy urine luck, or another one of those drinks that makes you pass?
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drug tests are never 100% also legit ones are very exspensive
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its alright cedric tf, you dont have to make fun of curt because he is better than you.
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Its really not that hard to pass a drug test
and especialy when you dilute your piss with water, you could pass anything.
its just if the tester can tell if your piss is diluted cus it would be kinda clear
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yeah if you drink a huge ton of water then your piss is gonna be almost pure water cause the water goes through your system too fast for thc to be mixed in with it. so yeah if you do that at s real drug test theyll make you wait till your piss is yellow enough
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nah, youre cool, if youd been puffing tough all summer then cut back to every once in a while youll test negative, trust me, i was wakenbaking for a couple months and then i moved to a different house (wasnt being very productive in the other) and cut back to once or twice a week, came out strait in 3 different drug tests. its happened with friends too, and one of their doctors explained it to him, so dont even try and call me out on it unless you happen to have your doctorate and extensive cannabis research.
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such bull shit. if you have smoked in the last week or two, it will be in your system and it will show up on a drug test.
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no, actually it really depends on the test, it was explained to me by someone far more intelligent than either of us so im gonna go with what he told me and my own first and second hand experience. thank you, ill be here all week.
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to make a complicated answer as simple as possible...10 days weeds out of your system if you exercise a lot and only smoke about once a week. if you smoke everyday its about a month give or take a week. if you wanna pass, exercise a lot, cut back, drink fluids, and take a multi-vitimin.
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