i got it down to these 5. it can only be 15 words or 60 letters+spaces. so it gotta kinda be short.
which 1 ya'll like best?
I ride flexy twins (i dont ride fat skis otherwise i would do fat twins like the original)
Taste Death, Live Life
Nuthin' duct-tape can't fix
See mom, I didn't drop out for skiing!
Cool story, Hansel