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when i die, the perhaps the world will die with me, but everything dies that is relative to me, when i die.
'We can dance if we want to, we can leave your friends behind, cause they dont dance, and if they dont dance they aint no friends of mine
ralph, you're on special team
YAYY!!!!
will be a long time from now and we wont be around to see it.... unless i decide otherwise.
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Silly Rabbits. Pink is for cheese! –stevexs2
you bettter still have my jagermeister shirt, or I'll fucking drive a train through your anus. – jibtech
numbers are for jewish investment bankers - sleezemcfly
Somedays I like it crunchy, other days I take it up the ass! - Lanemeyers
Sam Caylor - Famed Fatass, Post Whore, And All Around Slut Bag
Every single one of us, will die before the SUN explodes(sp)
Matt
Member 2912
2 weeks ago I went to Outdoor school Camp with my grade.My teacher was in a Field talking to his Girlfriend at 11:30 pm, my friend and I were suspicious so we flashed a flaslight in the eyes of my teacher and they were closed. We Burst out laughing I said 'His having phone sex'. So the Next Day I went around and told EVERYONE in my grade what happened last night. I said to them 'on the count of 3 we'll say MR. GIBSON were you MASTERBATING last night. My teacher we so red, it was fucking Hilarious
My Teacher: Yeah I Whack The Dog
Another story coming soon...
the girls in mammoth are like parking spaces - the good ones are already taken and the rest are handicapped -mammothpunks
'We can dance if we want to, we can leave your friends behind, cause they dont dance, and if they dont dance they aint no friends of mine
ralph, you're on special team
YAYY!!!!
'I was in the waiting room of my doctor's office before a physical this morning. There's nothing wrong with me, but healthy people get physicals just-for-the-hey-of-it every couple of days. When they finally mispronounced my name, I got up and walked down a hall with a nurse. After a while, the doctor came in and inspected my holes. He said that I should lose weight and consider stop smoking. I blew smoke in his face and explained that he is a douche bag. We all had a good laugh and he agreed.' -Skydaddy
thats rad... pretty funny where do you find that stuff?
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i sure would like to rest ... but the energy gets the best of me. its been a wild ride i wouldnt change a minute i cant slow down inside guess thats why i live it
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i have an elixer that will make me immortal hahahahahahaha no when i die i will probaly be a ghost and ski at copper HELL YES!!!
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i love the smell of napalm in the morning
snow smells good to
uncle jemimas mash liqour it will fuck you up
In my opinion, I believe the end of the world will come about when some crazy mad scientist invents a machine that will transform all the air on planet Earth into pure, superfiltered hydrogen. Afterword, he will go about lighting a match. OR we could piss off the Earthworm race so much that they eat the planet.
do you konw of any other stuff like this?
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i sure would like to rest ... but the energy gets the best of me. its been a wild ride i wouldnt change a minute i cant slow down inside guess thats why i live it
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