Kick the box

So last week i was chillin with my buddies, sitting out on their porch drinking some beers. it's about 10:30 or 11 at night, and the sidewalks are buzzing with people. Freshmen are going to and from dorms and from party to party. Basically, there were nonstop drunk people walking down the street right in front of us. My friend nonchalantly asks us while we are watching this if we wanted to play a game he called kick the box. Of course we had no clue what it was, so he told us that basically you get a case of beer, drink said beers with a few friends, throw the box in the street and take bets on how many times the box will get kicked by the drunk kids passing by in an hour. Seems simple enough. it's almost like fishing, mostly a time to drink with some friends with the occasional burst of action. Not to mention, the need to kick things while drunk must be in our DNA, because everybody was kicking cans and shit. Well anyways, my friend runs out to put the box in the sidewalk during a break in the crowds of people. The genius part is that he put a cinder block in the empty box, this could make for some funny shit.

Well, sure enough the first group of people to approach the box is a pack of freshmen girls headed by the biggest douchebag you could imagine. He had the popped collar, no undershirt so his chest was exposed from his half unbuttoned shirt, aviators in the middle of the damn night, ripped jeans, frosted tips, EVERYTHING. Just looking at him you wanted to punch him in the face, but we were patient because we knew he would do all the work for us. He sees the box and turns around to stop this pack of girls so they can watch how far he could boot the "empty" beer box lying in the sidewalk. He does this whole lining-it-up sort of thing and gets ready to boot it. But of course this kid needed his awesomeness to be known so he shouts to everybody in the area "HEY, WATCH THIS SHIT!!" So he gets in a full sprint at this box in flip-flops, naturally. He winds up and lets out the biggest boot he could muster. You could see his foot hit the box, stop moving, and the rest of his body just kept going. Textbook definition of faceplant, right on the sidewalk in front of everybody. Not to mention his toes were all jammed. Funniest thing i've seen in awhile. We wanted to get vids of him and some other people kicking the box, but we didn't have a camera and the cell phone vids are dark. Kind of an asshole move, i know, but only the true dicks kick it hard. I'll try to get some vids this weekend. Try it if you can. Sorry for the long post, but i thought it was noteworthy.