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American funniest home videos
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This show is sick, the produces and who ever puts it on is a satinist. Some things are fuuney but when some one gets hit with a large branch or a little kid falls bad thats not funney its just sick.
'My arm hurts, I think I had a Stroke'
-Some girl in my school
'At least my boy friend didnt finger my ass hole with strawberry shampoo'
- Words siad durring a Bitch fight
'Bagger my ass, its probley just Mill House'
- Homer Simpson
'Is it makeing love when 5 migets spank a man covered in Thosand Island dressing'
-Tolken
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Make the little bastards work for that $10,000.
No one on their death bed has ever said 'I wish I had played it safe'
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i fucking hate that show. how many times can i guy get kicked in the 'nads and still be funny. it the same stupid shit over and over
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Formerly NOFXpunkAF
Representing the KPP
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the best one is when the ape throws shit at the camera, its so funny!
Matt
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2 weeks ago I went to Outdoor school Camp with my grade.My teacher was in a Field talking to his Girlfriend at 11:30 pm, my friend and I were suspicious so we flashed a flaslight in the eyes of my teacher and they were closed. We Burst out laughing I said 'His having phone sex'. So the Next Day I went around and told EVERYONE in my grade what happened last night. I said to them 'on the count of 3 we'll say MR. GIBSON were you MASTERBATING last night. My teacher we so red, it was fucking Hilarious
My Teacher: Yeah I Whack The Dog
Another story coming soon...
the girls in mammoth are like parking spaces - the good ones are already taken and the rest are handicapped -mammothpunks
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I laugh everytime I see someone get hit in the nads. Sorry brah.
No one on their death bed has ever said 'I wish I had played it safe'
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You gotta be kidding me, Watching someone get hit in the package will always be funny, no matter how many times you see it. and i watched one the other day about water sport crashes, and I laughed until my ribs hurt too much to laugh anymore, you wouldnt believe how many people hit the beach while tubing and fuck themselves on the sand
'I was in Italy, and I thought I was buying a fancy condom, and when I hit the button on the machine, it sprayed callogne in my eyes' Russell
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damn right, weather, your son, your mom, any kinds of balls, its funny, one good one is when this kid 13 years old, got hit my a tireswing, and then he feel into a pool. It was so funny, and the kid was fagjibber lol
Matt
Member 2912
2 weeks ago I went to Outdoor school Camp with my grade.My teacher was in a Field talking to his Girlfriend at 11:30 pm, my friend and I were suspicious so we flashed a flaslight in the eyes of my teacher and they were closed. We Burst out laughing I said 'His having phone sex'. So the Next Day I went around and told EVERYONE in my grade what happened last night. I said to them 'on the count of 3 we'll say MR. GIBSON were you MASTERBATING last night. My teacher we so red, it was fucking Hilarious
My Teacher: Yeah I Whack The Dog
Another story coming soon...
the girls in mammoth are like parking spaces - the good ones are already taken and the rest are handicapped -mammothpunks
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i just watched a bunch of clips of babies throwing up. it was gross but funny at the same time. some of the babies were throwing up in their parents mouth.
'Oh my god. it happened again! i got better looking' Boyd
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