Replying to Stupid ass friend

so yeah, some friends and i were in my dorm blaying drunk band (rock band with a fun twist) and he saw half of a raquetball from when i broke a racquetball in half playing. he decided it would be a stellar idea to suction it to his head. he left it there for like 1 minute, and when he took it off he had a huge purple hickie looking thing in the middle of his forehead. if i knew how to get pictures from my phone onto my computer i would upload them. its pretty fucking funny, and its gonna be damn embarassing for him until it goes away.