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Schmitz
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The Simpson's season premier tonight. Quotes:

'ahhh glaven, and the cutting, haven glave dieing dieing dead.' *professor

'Ok, that tickles more than it hurts' *Homer

'Marge you're a beast!----- well, I did sort of expect that during the sex' *Homer

*Judge 'Homer, I'm going to have to garnish your wages' *Homer 'mmmmmm garnish, ahhhh'

Post your favorite Simpson's quote.



-Eric
Nov 2 2003 4:45PM
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Vtsnowski
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i love that show




Ski Fast and Stay Away From the Trees
Nov 2 2003 5:00PM
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*jay*
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same with Malcome in the Middle it premiers tonight too!!!
Nov 2 2003 5:34PM
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Itsbackfliptime
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then after that Punk'd and Vival La Bam and Wildboyz. YEAH

Coming Soon...
Nov 2 2003 5:42PM
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JFerg
Posts: 2440 - Karma: 62
simpsons quotes eh...

'and remember son, if your nose is bleeding your etheir picking it too much... or your not picking it enough...' Police Chief Wiggum


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Ontario represent.
Nov 2 2003 5:53PM
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r_witt
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Homer - 'To alcohol! The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems'
Nov 2 2003 5:57PM
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chick_rips
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they call them fingers but I've never seen them fing. Oh there they go.
Nov 2 2003 6:42PM
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blind_five
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'Hello, my name is Guy Incognitio'

No one on their death bed has ever said 'I wish I had played it safe'
Nov 2 2003 6:43PM
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linejibber550
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'I dont need drugs to enjoy this! Just to enhanse it.' -Otto
Nov 2 2003 6:44PM
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Irotate360
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whoa the premiers are tonite, im not jokin taht is the best lineup in the history of tv, simpons malcom punked then viva la bam, i just shit my pants


Ur Mom Productions
presents
AXCESS DENIED
Nov 2 2003 6:45PM
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ReggaeConcept1
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what time is/was the simpsons?


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Formerly NOFXpunkAF

Representing the KPP
Nov 2 2003 6:50PM
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blind_five
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'I'll buy a suit... of DRUGS! Ahh ha ha ha!' - some bum

No one on their death bed has ever said 'I wish I had played it safe'
Nov 2 2003 8:27PM
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Itsbackfliptime
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the stopwatch was HILARIOUS the other stuff wasn't all that great. Still a good show.

Coming Soon...
Nov 2 2003 8:31PM
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rsd
Posts: 1236 - Karma: 10
'i want to teach him, the way my dad taught me!'
'homer, he is your dad'
'whoa, cosmic'


'oh, so when he does something wrong, hes my dad'
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I was in the petting zoo, or as I like to call it, the touch me zoo this afternoon. All the animals were retarded. Some lady was breast feeding her baby on a bench nearby, an obvious signal. I sat down uncomfortably close to her and yawned my arm around her shoulder. In her attempt to squirm away, she dropped her baby on the ground. I pretended I was concerned for a second, then I punted it over the fence. She still didn't seem interested in me. Whatever.
Nov 2 2003 8:35PM
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freeze_pooter
Posts: 3296 - Karma: 16
'taking care of these kids is only a high morphine can top...YA GOT ANY?

'The whole fuckin' world's against us, I swear to God.' -Jay

'Sometimes I doubt your commitment to Sparkle Motion.' -Kitty

'Knife goes in, guts come out.' -Bart

'Hey, aren't you richard simmons?'
'Aren't you richard simmons best friend? Richard simmons.'

'A lot of people take a lot of time out of your life, at least this time you got a coupon.'

'yea my moms hardcore she hiked up a mountain once'-concept dude
Nov 2 2003 9:27PM
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Mattman
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Its gonna be sweet
Matt

Member 2912

This year I went to Outdoor school Camp with my grade.My teacher was in a Field talking to his Girlfriend at 11:30 pm, my friend and I were suspicious so we flashed a flaslight in the eyes of my teacher and they were closed. We Burst out laughing I said 'His having phone sex'. So the Next Day I went around and told EVERYONE in my grade what happened last night. I said to them 'on the count of 3 we'll say MR. GIBSON were you MASTERBATING last night. My teacher we so red, it was fucking Hilarious

My Teacher: Yeah I Whack The Dog

the girls in mammoth are like parking spaces - the good ones are already taken and the rest are handicapped -mammothpunks

you guys on the east have mountains yet?-CJ
Nov 2 2003 9:30PM
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freeze_pooter
Posts: 3296 - Karma: 16
there's no appostrophe in Simpsons dipshit unless it's posessive

'The whole fuckin' world's against us, I swear to God.' -Jay

'Sometimes I doubt your commitment to Sparkle Motion.' -Kitty

'Knife goes in, guts come out.' -Bart

'Hey, aren't you richard simmons?'
'Aren't you richard simmons best friend? Richard simmons.'

'A lot of people take a lot of time out of your life, at least this time you got a coupon.'

'yea my moms hardcore she hiked up a mountain once'-concept dude
Nov 2 2003 9:31PM
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Schmitz
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Homer talking to him self



-Eric
Nov 2 2003 9:35PM
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caleBCaleb
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'dont eat me, ive got a wife and kids...eat them!'
-Homer
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Caleb (Previously switchrodeo5)

''And now, a man whose a real 'po-theed'...I'm sorry, 'pothead'...'' - Page McConnell
Nov 2 2003 9:53PM
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caleBCaleb
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Homer: 'THats it! You people have been holding me back long enough! Im going to clown College!!!'







Bart: i dont think any of us expected him to say that.


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Caleb (Previously switchrodeo5)

''And now, a man whose a real 'po-theed'...I'm sorry, 'pothead'...'' - Page McConnell
Nov 2 2003 10:05PM
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skierdudeguy
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i love that show

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yeah this one time, I got really wasted, and took the most violent shit ever. serious. my ass and I fought for most of the night, but in the end I was vitorious, until that back stabber attacked after our treaty, and i had to get new boxers - lineskier03

just stand closer to the explosion. it will make it seem biggger.-aoe
Nov 2 2003 11:09PM
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rebel
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'Dad, I don't think women want to be shot in the face.' - Lisa. I think it's the innocence of an 8 year old that makes this quote so funny.

'Max Power doesn't cuddle. You strap Max Power in and feel the G's!' - Max Power
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'The art of propaganda lies in understanding the emotional ideas of the great masses and finding, through a psychologically correct form, the way to the attention and thence to the heart of the broad masses.' - A. Hiedler
Nov 2 2003 11:18PM
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LastNightISavedAnAngel
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homer: no tv and no beer make homer go something something

marge: ...go crazy?

homer: dont mind if i do!!! AAAAABLUBBLUBBLUBRRRRAAAOOOOOBAH

He who dares wins
Nov 2 2003 11:32PM
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Skibum420
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i take a vodka drink a take a whiskey drink and when i have to pee i do it in the sink-homer

I have never poured out beer, even to put out a grass fire-Hank Hill
Nov 2 2003 11:36PM
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Crystal-needs-a-park
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and now what youve all been wating for... hardcore nudity!

i beat the smart kids i beat the smart kids.... ow, i bent my wookie

my friend joey joe joe junior shabadu... homer thats the worst name ive ever heard..... (man runs away crying)

that man is my exact double.... that dog has a poofy tail! here poof, here poof!

look at his fat jiggle, its hypnotic. yes, almost like a lava lamp.
... i need to think up some more
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Silly Rabbits. Pink is for cheese! –stevexs2
you bettter still have my jagermeister shirt, or I'll fucking drive a train through your anus. – jibtech
numbers are for jewish investment bankers - sleezemcfly
Somedays I like it crunchy, other days I take it up the ass! - Lanemeyers
Sam Caylor - Famed Fatass, Post Whore, And All Around Slut Bag
Nov 2 2003 11:38PM
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mattster
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ralph:daddy these rubber pants are hot !

wiggim: you wear em until you learn son


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MORE CUSHIN FOR THE PUSHIN !!!!!!
Nov 2 2003 11:42PM
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Crystal-needs-a-park
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smithers, theres a rocket in my pocket
oh i know sir
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Silly Rabbits. Pink is for cheese! –stevexs2
you bettter still have my jagermeister shirt, or I'll fucking drive a train through your anus. – jibtech
numbers are for jewish investment bankers - sleezemcfly
Somedays I like it crunchy, other days I take it up the ass! - Lanemeyers
Sam Caylor - Famed Fatass, Post Whore, And All Around Slut Bag
Nov 2 2003 11:55PM
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What
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'my cats breath smells like cat food'


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Nov 3 2003 1:22AM
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Crystal-needs-a-park
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you almost drank a beaker full of sulfuric acid! you couldve been killed.

haha, boy would my face have been red.
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Silly Rabbits. Pink is for cheese! –stevexs2
you bettter still have my jagermeister shirt, or I'll fucking drive a train through your anus. – jibtech
numbers are for jewish investment bankers - sleezemcfly
Somedays I like it crunchy, other days I take it up the ass! - Lanemeyers
Sam Caylor - Famed Fatass, Post Whore, And All Around Slut Bag
Nov 3 2003 2:59AM
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GRANDHAVENSKI
Posts: 704 - Karma: 10
you broke my wookie


Hey farva, whats that resturaunt you like with all the goofy shit on the walls and the mossarlla sticks?....... Shenanigans, your talkin about shenanigans right?
Nov 3 2003 8:55AM
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Pipe_Munky
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Homer: hello my name is mr. burns. i believe you have a letter for me.
Dork: ok mr. burns, what's your first name?
Homer: i don't know




'Spare me your biblical back-peddling nonsense!' - Atreyu

NS Old-Timer

**Viva La Resistance**
Nov 3 2003 9:26AM
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winterparksuks
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doh! doh! doh! doh! doh ! doh! doh! doh!
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i love the smell of napalm in the morning
snow smells good to
uncle jemimas mash liqour it will fuck you up
Nov 3 2003 9:58AM
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lizziebeth
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'I didn't think it was physically possible, but this both sucks and blows.'

-Bart

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'You think they're selling you truth,
the truth is, they're selling you out'

-Thrice
Nov 3 2003 11:34AM
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icecreamsandwich
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i was pretty dissapointed in that simpsons episode....that death one....family guy already did that..it was funnier in family guy too. i think the simpsons could have done better.


...Now I just can't shut you up, shut you up
So now I have to chop you up, chop you up
And I'll just wait till I get caught...

Nov 3 2003 1:12PM
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WIllW
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homer to the grimreaper, 'you were the bus boy in the restaurant of life.'
Nov 3 2003 1:16PM
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SKItheBURG
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'wait, i just came out of the elephant's MOUTH, right? because i already took one shower today.'-homer
Nov 3 2003 6:19PM
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canadianhotchik
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It was on sunday, global, 9:00 in Canada, but it may be different in the US, and I only have 5 channels so....yeah I love that show, my fav quotes are:

'Let's just take money from the orphanage. Who are they going to cry to, their parents?' -Mr. Burns

'I'll donate money to the orphanage when pigs fly.
pig goes flying by
'Are you going to give money now sir?'
'I'd rather not.'-Burns

Homer dancing at game with shirt off
Ralph:'Mommy has busums like that'
Chief Wiggum'Yeah I wish'

Man, I could go on forever...what a great show



-Catie

~*~*Good things come in pretty packages!*~*~

'I come from a Christian family...' lol Lizzybeth

'Girls have balls...they're just higher up'- Shay

make boursht, not bombs!
Nov 3 2003 7:38PM
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Vtsnowski
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It was fun being death . i miss it




Ski Fast and Stay Away From the Trees
Nov 3 2003 7:52PM
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freeze_pooter
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'Brains! Brains!'*tap homers head; move on'Brains! Brains!'
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'The whole fuckin' world's against us, I swear to God.' -Jay

'Sometimes I doubt your commitment to Sparkle Motion.' -Kitty

'Knife goes in, guts come out.' -Bart

'Hey, aren't you richard simmons?'
'Aren't you richard simmons best friend? Richard simmons.'

'A lot of people take a lot of time out of your life, at least this time you got a coupon.'

'yea my moms hardcore she hiked up a mountain once'-concept dude
Nov 4 2003 12:35AM
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What
Posts: 1307 - Karma: 30
'I will lend you the $2000 as long as you forgive me and promise to treat me like a brother' - homer
'no' - herb
'okay then give me the drinking bird' -homer



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Nov 4 2003 2:57AM
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What
Posts: 1307 - Karma: 30
'will you be my mommy?...' - ralph to wolf
wolf picks him up
'you smell like dead bunnies'


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Nov 4 2003 4:10AM
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What
Posts: 1307 - Karma: 30
sorry for the triple post, but i was watching it and in each ad break i thought of a good new one

'well bart, we learnt that war is not the answer'-milhouse
'except to all of americas problems'-bart
'amen'-m
sums up the american govt pretty well i reckon


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Nov 4 2003 4:21AM
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rsd
Posts: 1236 - Karma: 10
Homer: i am death i am here to take your soul (or something like that)
Jasper: Where's Doug?
Homer:hes gone. im the new death.
Jasper: oh. I liked doug.
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I was in the petting zoo, or as I like to call it, the touch me zoo this afternoon. All the animals were retarded. Some lady was breast feeding her baby on a bench nearby, an obvious signal. I sat down uncomfortably close to her and yawned my arm around her shoulder. In her attempt to squirm away, she dropped her baby on the ground. I pretended I was concerned for a second, then I punted it over the fence. She still didn't seem interested in me. Whatever.
Nov 5 2003 8:12PM
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Crystal-needs-a-park
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simpson, homer simpson, hes the greatest man in history. simpson, homer simpson, hes about to hit a chesnut tree... ahhhh! (to flintsotnes theme)
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Silly Rabbits. Pink is for cheese! –stevexs2
you bettter still have my jagermeister shirt, or I'll fucking drive a train through your anus. – jibtech
numbers are for jewish investment bankers - sleezemcfly
Somedays I like it crunchy, other days I take it up the ass! - Lanemeyers
Sam Caylor - Famed Fatass, Post Whore, And All Around Slut Bag
Nov 5 2003 10:06PM
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tremblantripper
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'kids, you tried hard and you both failed miserably, the lesson is.....never try' homer



Member # 1551
Nov 5 2003 11:46PM
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NomenClature
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'bart, daddy's magical medicine helps daddy see wonderful things, THINGS THAT YOU WILL NEVER SEE BECASEU IT WILL RUIN YOUR LIFE.'
-homer

'that saxaphone would make a great pipe'
-homer

'haha, look at ed, he is SO high.'
-homer
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smoke bud, it gets you high.


COC session E

'crowns are badass' - Itsbackfliptime

SMRCCSMFD
Nov 6 2003 12:31AM
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flatspinner
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'this house will obeo by the laws of thermodynamics' -Homer

'me fail english, that's unpossible' -Ralph

'Marge it take two to lie. One to lie and one to listen' -Homer

Marge: Why do you have some many bowling balls?
Homer: Oh Marge, I won't lie to you....so long

'Mr. Simpson, I don't use the word Hero very often. But you are the greatest American Hero of all time' -Lionel Hutz


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'He should go jump off a cliff onto train tracks so he'll die twice.' -Darksider17
Nov 6 2003 1:20AM
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Crystal-needs-a-park
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mmmmmm, forbidden donut

are you the beer baron?
well if you mean rootbeer then im guil-diddly-itly as char-diddly-arged

and this is jose flanders
buenos ding dong diddly dios

mom! barts dead!
oh my god
that's right, dead serious about going to itchy and scratchy land

my children need wine

if im elected mayor im going to kill the whole lot of you, ay thats right.

the noosle, the noosle on the hoose.
the noodle?
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Silly Rabbits. Pink is for cheese! –stevexs2
you bettter still have my jagermeister shirt, or I'll fucking drive a train through your anus. – jibtech
numbers are for jewish investment bankers - sleezemcfly
Somedays I like it crunchy, other days I take it up the ass! - Lanemeyers
Sam Caylor - Famed Fatass, Post Whore, And All Around Slut Bag
Nov 6 2003 1:31AM
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drastic_
Posts: 518 - Karma: 11
I am so smart S-M-R-t .. im mean S-M-A-R-T

Is there another word for synonym?

shut up donny, your out of your element-The big lebowski
Nov 6 2003 11:02AM
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strode
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lisa: ''dad are you licking toads again?''
homer: ''i'm not NOT licking toads''





Abba Zabba, you my only friend
Nov 6 2003 3:13PM
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