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I wish I was a bender

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RRhighrider
Posts: 2141 - Karma: 1,142

I could drink alcohol all the time and never get too drunk.  I would never have to eat.  I would burp fire! It would be awesome.  I keep having dreams that I am a bender

Sep 26 2008 2:12PM
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.KYLE.
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Sep 26 2008 2:21PM
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peacecoastskier
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Sep 26 2008 2:22PM
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skiminnesota
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Sep 26 2008 2:23PM
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TechnoPotamus
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Sep 26 2008 2:25PM
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beer.
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Sep 26 2008 2:26PM
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Ryanvdonk
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Cool Story Hansel

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Sep 26 2008 2:27PM
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inactive
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Sep 26 2008 3:23PM
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SKIDUBAIGUY
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You can be bender, just drink non alcoholic beer
Sep 26 2008 3:25PM
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RRhighrider
Posts: 2141 - Karma: 1,142
that just doesn't make any sense  then i would not run on alcohol
Sep 26 2008 4:37PM
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Calb3rt
Posts: 6005 - Karma: 2,203
actually bender bending rodiguez gets "drunk" if he doesnt have a steady intake of alcohol. the more he drinks the less drunk he is.
Sep 26 2008 4:43PM
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nickman
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I wish I was a zoidberg
WUBWUBWUBWUBWUB
Sep 26 2008 6:17PM
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followCam
Posts: 1907 - Karma: 446
So......why do you want to be gay?
Sep 26 2008 7:46PM
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BASS_PRO_SHOP
Posts: 1519 - Karma: 52
me too
Sep 26 2008 7:57PM
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RICK_ROSS
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Sep 26 2008 8:16PM
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tBatt
Posts: 9632 - Karma: 580
dont you still have to be 21 to buy that?

Sep 26 2008 8:17PM
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mellifluous
Posts: 1682 - Karma: 68
wait what? is there something wrong with me or is there another thread like this called "i wish i was a blender"
and im not joking even at the end you were like "i keep having dreams i was a bender" i swear u said blender.

what.
Sep 26 2008 8:18PM
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k-rob
Posts: 14217 - Karma: 2,892
i'm sorry to tell you, but there is something wrong with you.

can i have some of whatever it is you're smoking?
Sep 26 2008 8:20PM
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mellifluous
Posts: 1682 - Karma: 68
hhaha dude i swear there are two threads like this

and im not high so.. i should probably get off the computer
Sep 26 2008 8:21PM
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FUUUCK
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Sep 26 2008 8:41PM
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snwbrdmilf
Posts: 22441 - Karma: 2,806
My last name is Bender. Woo!
Sep 26 2008 10:24PM
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hellomynameisjef
Posts: 5794 - Karma: 167
i do to! he just yells at people
Sep 26 2008 10:28PM
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SKIDUBAIGUY
Posts: 3018 - Karma: 8
Nope you can be whatever age, tastes pretty shit though. The point im making here is alcohol is no fun without getting drunk or tipsy, i would hate to be bender, alcohol would lose its meaning.
Sep 27 2008 1:41AM
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Skibumsmith
Posts: 5438 - Karma: 11,910
Bite my shiny metal ass!
Sep 27 2008 1:53AM
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snwbrdmilf
Posts: 22441 - Karma: 2,806
Nah, in America you still have to be 21 to buy non alcohlic beer because it still has alcohol in it, even if its a minuscule amount.
Sep 27 2008 10:43AM
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SKIDUBAIGUY
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Wierd, here they seel it in supermarkets for muslims as and alternative to alcoholic beer, then all the real stuff is in liqour store and you need a licence to buy it.
Sep 27 2008 3:02PM
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bigwhite.steeze
Posts: 8227 - Karma: 1,032
same with canada, anyone can buy non alcoholic stuff even though its 0.05 or somethin
Sep 27 2008 6:28PM
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