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DO YOU DESERVE IT???

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joei
Posts: 2141 - Karma: 20
do you deserve to be the only male in the girls on ns.com cult??? if so, let me hear your best sales pitch and the cult leaders and i will select the best guy....one chance guys...better work on it...

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'More than any other time in history, mankind faces a crossroads. One path leads to despair and utter hopelessness. The other, to total extinction. Let us pray we have the wisdom to choose correctly' -Brad Holmes


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*official injured hotstuff bitch of ns.com*
-dubbed by the one and only samcaylor

representin Northeast***

im UNDerGRouND


Nov 2 2003 3:40PM
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jtski
Posts: 805 - Karma: 21
and im hotter than CJ. so fucking pick me already and stop leading these kiddies on
w.m.h
STATTON MTN. REP

Sarah Burke Pics ;)
Nov 2 2003 6:00PM
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petek
Posts: 8762 - Karma: 12
everybody knows me, i dunno, but i think i allready chatted personally with like 70% of the women on this site. but yeah



'We can dance if we want to, we can leave your friends behind, cause they dont dance, and if they dont dance they aint no friends of mine
ralph, you're on special team
YAYY!!!!
Nov 2 2003 6:04PM
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MistaSkier
Posts: 1781 - Karma: 17
There's absolutely no reason to choose me. So don't.


Girls don't like sensitive guys. Since I don't treat women like objects, I have to treat objects like women.


Nov 2 2003 6:09PM
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linejibber550
Posts: 2400 - Karma: 2
BECAUSE IM BOB SAGGET DAMNT! im tifys daddy already, and i want to be your daddy! just like in full house except a lil extra lovin thats deemed 'un sutibal' for full house viewers and more suitbal for ollson twins viewers, u catch my drift? oh and i have a huge enormous big titanic godzilla large hulk schwety tounge(u thought i was gonna say cock, ha ha) like gene simmons from kiss.
Nov 2 2003 6:26PM
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MistaSkier
Posts: 1781 - Karma: 17
If he ^ gets let in, no female will ever have my respect again.


Girls don't like sensitive guys. Since I don't treat women like objects, I have to treat objects like women.


Nov 2 2003 6:31PM
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petek
Posts: 8762 - Karma: 12
i also dont mind having a threesome with only 1 woman...



'We can dance if we want to, we can leave your friends behind, cause they dont dance, and if they dont dance they aint no friends of mine
ralph, you're on special team
YAYY!!!!
Nov 2 2003 6:39PM
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LastNightISavedAnAngel
Posts: 2023 - Karma: 8
but then the nutsacks are slapping eachother and its all nasty

if you want a picture of me where im NOT drinking, jsut lemme know, but it might be hard to find one...

He who dares wins
Nov 2 2003 7:05PM
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petek
Posts: 8762 - Karma: 12
that turns me on...



'We can dance if we want to, we can leave your friends behind, cause they dont dance, and if they dont dance they aint no friends of mine
ralph, you're on special team
YAYY!!!!
Nov 2 2003 7:08PM
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lineskier10
Posts: 11339 - Karma: 796
i think i should be in because of my hobbes icon, and whoever reads calvin and hobbes knows that hobbes is the best, and also because im so depressed and i need something that can cheer me up other than alchohol, i need help so please let me in, sarah can vouch for me on that one
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The Hot Sauce Champion of the World
Nov 2 2003 7:19PM
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Crystal-needs-a-park
Posts: 9939 - Karma: 15
hahahahaha, yeah... what are the chicks doing with a cult... get back in the kitchen... beautiful. and with that, i'm ugly. and why are you all fighintg for a position in a WEBSITE CULT? regain some dignity, really
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Nov 2 2003 7:23PM
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DrPepper
Posts: 4130 - Karma: 11
i would also like to add that none of us 'deserve' to be in your cult. it would be an honor and a priveledge to be invited. ;o)
-The DR.-

Just chill and have an ice cold...

The Lab
Nov 2 2003 7:24PM
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linejibber550
Posts: 2400 - Karma: 2
because if i dont get let in, ill tell them your secret! u know what im talking about, u cant hide the persian hippo child rape for long i swear ill tell them about that and the blender smuggling! i swears it!
Nov 2 2003 7:28PM
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What_A_Wookie
Posts: 3231 - Karma: 21
hmmm...would the upwardly curing penis help?
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And for America, there will be no going back to the era before September the 11th, 2001 — to false comfort in a dangerous world. We have learned that terrorist attacks are not caused by the use of strength; they are invited by the perception of weakness. And the surest way to avoid attacks on our own people is to engage the enemy where he lives and plans. We are fighting that enemy in Iraq and Afghanistan today so that we do not meet him again on our own streets, in our own cities. - George W. Bush

Nov 2 2003 7:51PM
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Mattman
Posts: 19108 - Karma: 16
invite me cause I'M THE MATTMAN, I am your Savior, I will protect you against horny 13 year old aka linejibber550. I will not talk but listen to you, not say 'yes no ok' but in a nice responce, that lovely. invite me call 604-Mattman
Matt

Member 2912
2 weeks ago I went to Outdoor school Camp with my grade.My teacher was in a Field talking to his Girlfriend at 11:30 pm, my friend and I were suspicious so we flashed a flaslight in the eyes of my teacher and they were closed. We Burst out laughing I said 'His having phone sex'. So the Next Day I went around and told EVERYONE in my grade what happened last night. I said to them 'on the count of 3 we'll say MR. GIBSON were you MASTERBATING last night. My teacher we so red, it was fucking Hilarious

My Teacher: Yeah I Whack The Dog
Another story coming soon...

the girls in mammoth are like parking spaces - the good ones are already taken and the rest are handicapped -mammothpunks
Nov 2 2003 7:54PM
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jksl
Posts: 12727 - Karma: 854
mu name is jeff and i live in NH
oh yea, i ski too...and i have my own cool company called poniverus, and i know lots of kids named pat
and i have a big line banner in my room

do i win?

=J. KIESEL=

Poniverus
Nov 2 2003 7:55PM
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five0
Posts: 11466 - Karma: 36
i have a giant molson banner in my room that i stole from snowjam
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-kevan

Nov 2 2003 8:01PM
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HG*TRUBS
Posts: 225 - Karma: 11
i dunno ladies, these boys aren't really all that convincing to me! i mean, whoever gets in will get to see all the dirty little things we talk about in the girls of ns cult...come on boys, u gotta step up the competition :)
-->eMMa

'college can be the worst 4 or the best 7 years of your life' - andrew-
Nov 2 2003 8:02PM
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five0
Posts: 11466 - Karma: 36
i have an incurable disease.....and i can rid you of breast cancer......
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-kevan

Nov 2 2003 8:04PM
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cj
Posts: 4032 - Karma: 469
Im gay. You can talk about boys with me and clothes, i wont care cus i love penis.

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I am a drinker with skiing problems.

'Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.'
Benjamin Franklin.

'i can see you all in a few years, sucking dick behind a cyber cafe.' -Lord_Piot on people being addicted to ns.com
Nov 2 2003 8:05PM
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petek
Posts: 8762 - Karma: 12
i think beefy tits should be the one inside



'We can dance if we want to, we can leave your friends behind, cause they dont dance, and if they dont dance they aint no friends of mine
ralph, you're on special team
YAYY!!!!
Nov 2 2003 8:06PM
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genericname
Posts: 808 - Karma: 10
My name is even

Ya Jamican Me Crazy
Nov 2 2003 8:08PM
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NomenClature
Posts: 4348 - Karma: 83
im abusive.
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smoke bud, it gets you high.


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SMRCCSMFD
Nov 2 2003 8:08PM
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LastNightISavedAnAngel
Posts: 2023 - Karma: 8
i make over 500$ a week, i graduated from high school, going into a photography program next september to pursue my dream of being a pro photographer, but with the money im making now, i can shower you in gifts! hmmm, thats pretty low actually, resorting ot bribes and all, oh well, i would look forward to sharing all my 'dirty secrets' with all you girls

He who dares wins
Nov 2 2003 8:08PM
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mattwalker
Posts: 5063 - Karma: 2,478
i love to ski, i am good with chicks, i am funny, and above else all I GOT A KITTY!!!


4FRNT.

HCC.
Nov 2 2003 8:10PM
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five0
Posts: 11466 - Karma: 36
ive never ever posted a pic of tubgirl...ever
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-kevan

Nov 2 2003 8:11PM
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LastNightISavedAnAngel
Posts: 2023 - Karma: 8
i put an end to all race hating in your 'so who are all the kool kats here?' thread.
EAST COAST PRIDE

He who dares wins
Nov 2 2003 8:18PM
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Mattman
Posts: 19108 - Karma: 16
^ me too
Matt

Member 2912
2 weeks ago I went to Outdoor school Camp with my grade.My teacher was in a Field talking to his Girlfriend at 11:30 pm, my friend and I were suspicious so we flashed a flaslight in the eyes of my teacher and they were closed. We Burst out laughing I said 'His having phone sex'. So the Next Day I went around and told EVERYONE in my grade what happened last night. I said to them 'on the count of 3 we'll say MR. GIBSON were you MASTERBATING last night. My teacher we so red, it was fucking Hilarious

My Teacher: Yeah I Whack The Dog
Another story coming soon...

the girls in mammoth are like parking spaces - the good ones are already taken and the rest are handicapped -mammothpunks
Nov 2 2003 8:18PM
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Mattman
Posts: 19108 - Karma: 16
^ me too
Matt

Member 2912
2 weeks ago I went to Outdoor school Camp with my grade.My teacher was in a Field talking to his Girlfriend at 11:30 pm, my friend and I were suspicious so we flashed a flaslight in the eyes of my teacher and they were closed. We Burst out laughing I said 'His having phone sex'. So the Next Day I went around and told EVERYONE in my grade what happened last night. I said to them 'on the count of 3 we'll say MR. GIBSON were you MASTERBATING last night. My teacher we so red, it was fucking Hilarious

My Teacher: Yeah I Whack The Dog
Another story coming soon...

the girls in mammoth are like parking spaces - the good ones are already taken and the rest are handicapped -mammothpunks
Nov 2 2003 8:18PM
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What_A_Wookie
Posts: 3231 - Karma: 21
...sigh...bitch please, you must have a mental disease, so assume the position, and get back down on your knees
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And for America, there will be no going back to the era before September the 11th, 2001 — to false comfort in a dangerous world. We have learned that terrorist attacks are not caused by the use of strength; they are invited by the perception of weakness. And the surest way to avoid attacks on our own people is to engage the enemy where he lives and plans. We are fighting that enemy in Iraq and Afghanistan today so that we do not meet him again on our own streets, in our own cities. - George W. Bush

Nov 2 2003 8:19PM
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Ryno
Posts: 31125 - Karma: 336
who gives a fuck about the rest of em, honestly. my vote ( but im a guy) goes to Five0....u dont want some whinny ass lil boy always 'listing' to you girls. i think five0 could keep it fresh and funny, yet be sensetive!

btw, if five0 gets in, u know im always there, as say his sidekick!
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'godzilla man. he's gonna show up and shit will hit the fan.'

ellermann -> i hope you realize you just threw yourselves a birthday party online. just think about that for a little while

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Nov 2 2003 8:19PM
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five0
Posts: 11466 - Karma: 36
i vote for me too...and ryno definately deserves a bj for that shameless plug...its for your health.


ryno was always one of the better ns.com members
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-kevan

Nov 2 2003 8:23PM
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rsd
Posts: 1236 - Karma: 10
can i 'please' be in your cult?
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I was in the petting zoo, or as I like to call it, the touch me zoo this afternoon. All the animals were retarded. Some lady was breast feeding her baby on a bench nearby, an obvious signal. I sat down uncomfortably close to her and yawned my arm around her shoulder. In her attempt to squirm away, she dropped her baby on the ground. I pretended I was concerned for a second, then I punted it over the fence. She still didn't seem interested in me. Whatever.
Nov 2 2003 8:24PM
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five0
Posts: 11466 - Karma: 36
i got my pic....


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-kevan

Nov 2 2003 8:27PM
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Danger.
Posts: 3476 - Karma: 58
im not gonna even try
flashproductions
http://flashpro.iwarp.com

penguinmilk
Nov 2 2003 8:34PM
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genericname
Posts: 808 - Karma: 10
smells like a certain gender is fishing for compliments

Ya Jamican Me Crazy
Nov 2 2003 8:36PM
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lineskier610
Posts: 1267 - Karma: 69
How pathetic are you really to make an attempt at seriously gettin in this cult hah. Big deal you're in a cult on the internet where you're the only guy, damn you're a pimp.
Nov 2 2003 8:44PM
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What_A_Wookie
Posts: 3231 - Karma: 21
youre strategy is unheard of...^^^
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And for America, there will be no going back to the era before September the 11th, 2001 — to false comfort in a dangerous world. We have learned that terrorist attacks are not caused by the use of strength; they are invited by the perception of weakness. And the surest way to avoid attacks on our own people is to engage the enemy where he lives and plans. We are fighting that enemy in Iraq and Afghanistan today so that we do not meet him again on our own streets, in our own cities. - George W. Bush

Nov 2 2003 8:51PM
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cams
Posts: 3937 - Karma: 26
i know i would never make it.. but im curious to see who it's going to be.. good luck guys


Smoking pot leads to uhh... I forget.
What time is it... saturday?
50 nuts in your mothafuckin' mouth
Nov 2 2003 9:02PM
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petek
Posts: 8762 - Karma: 12
whoever votes me in, i will make them bridesmaids to my wdding



'We can dance if we want to, we can leave your friends behind, cause they dont dance, and if they dont dance they aint no friends of mine
ralph, you're on special team
YAYY!!!!
Nov 2 2003 9:17PM
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skierdudeguy
Posts: 6574 - Karma: 81
well, obviously like girls, look at my icon
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yeah this one time, I got really wasted, and took the most violent shit ever. serious. my ass and I fought for most of the night, but in the end I was vitorious, until that back stabber attacked after our treaty, and i had to get new boxers - lineskier03

just stand closer to the explosion. it will make it seem biggger.-aoe
Nov 2 2003 11:29PM
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Mykel
Posts: 1560 - Karma: 84
I got no place else to go....


Ha. Ha.
Nov 2 2003 11:42PM
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NoTeefa
Posts: 9566 - Karma: 129
pick me because i am the true gentlemen, but still enough of a man to kill that spider for you, or beat that hell out of any guy that disses my girl. I love tha ladies, and i know how to treat em with respect.
besides, im the fukn ruffest skia around yo//


Wugga Wugga?
Nov 3 2003 2:27AM
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NoTeefa
Posts: 9566 - Karma: 129
also i am hot, gay, and have the biggest penis of all my friends


Wugga Wugga?
Nov 3 2003 2:30AM
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NoTeefa
Posts: 9566 - Karma: 129
AND I HAVE TURTLE ICON FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!


Wugga Wugga?
Nov 3 2003 2:33AM
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NoTeefa
Posts: 9566 - Karma: 129
AND i like spaceghost


Wugga Wugga?
Nov 3 2003 2:37AM
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NoTeefa
Posts: 9566 - Karma: 129
And sarah sleeps with two stuffed turtles


Wugga Wugga?
Nov 3 2003 2:37AM
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NoTeefa
Posts: 9566 - Karma: 129
and i like fucking on the beach


Wugga Wugga?
Nov 3 2003 2:42AM
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NoTeefa
Posts: 9566 - Karma: 129
did i mention i am an incredible cook?


Wugga Wugga?
Nov 3 2003 2:49AM
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NoTeefa
Posts: 9566 - Karma: 129



Wugga Wugga?
Nov 3 2003 2:49AM
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NoTeefa
Posts: 9566 - Karma: 129
NARF!!!!


Wugga Wugga?
Nov 3 2003 2:52AM
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