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Haha minors can't buy this hot sauce at my work

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0ptions
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Ok I was at work today, and we got all these hot sauces in, one of them is $ 38.99 called "da Bomb" hot sauce, and the other is $124.99. I dont know what that ones called cause we dont keep it on shelves, the bottle is proably roughly the same size as a tylenol bottle, probably smaller. Anyways these sauces are sooo hot, that because of laibility we aren't allowed to sell them to people udner 18.

 To give you an idea of how hot they are, these kinds of things are measured on a scoville scale. A jalapeno peper is 250,000 scovilles, the da bomb is 1.1 million scovilles and the $124.99 one is 7.5 million, its apparently the hottest sauce in the world. I'm told if you take a needle and dip it in it then stir it into say soup, its hard to handle after 3 bites.  I wonder who's dumb enough to drop $124.99 on it.  
Sep 25 2008 9:23PM
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Rajna
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a mexican that worked at rio wraps dared me to eat a whole jalapeño pepper for $5...did it and puked all over the parking lot of the local pharmacy.

i cant imagine anything worse than that. that sauce sounds intense.
Sep 25 2008 9:25PM
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no_steeze_in_NY
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ive had da bomb, it is disgusting and intenesly painful. the smell of it made me feel sick.
Sep 25 2008 9:27PM
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k-rob
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my uncle makes homemade rastafire, that shit is like 3 million scovilles or summat, i once brought it to school and some kids dared me to eat a teaspoon of it. i spent the next hour puking and crying, i puked 19 times in the hallway while i was running to the bathroom, and none of the teachers ever knew who did it haha.

but that's dumb that minors can't buy your sauce. any kid stupid enough to blow $125 on hot sauce and then eat so much of it that he gets hurt or dies, deserves it.
Sep 25 2008 9:28PM
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Canuker
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do you not like hot stuff. It seems hot things dont agree with your stomach or somethign ebcause i have eaten jalapeno peppers before with out pucking and i dont even like really spiccy things, but thats just me. I have seen that puking thing happen before.


at least you can put that $5 towards that $124 hot sauce this thread is about :P




and hoollyy fuccck, i have never heard of $124 hot sauce beofre. im guessing if you had to much of that you would probably die, litterally.
Sep 25 2008 9:31PM
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invader7
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it a little blue bottle right?
shit is sooo hot. it just burns the shit out of everything!
Sep 25 2008 9:32PM
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Dalonte
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yeah what would happen if someone downed a bottle of the 7.5 million stuff.
Sep 25 2008 9:33PM
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0ptions
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Im assuming it would mess you up, some chefs who were like hot sauce specialists tried alot of it on food tv and were like screaming. And to the guy above yea its a little blue bottle.
Sep 25 2008 9:35PM
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ax_murderer
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da bomb must be habenaro extract.
my dad and i grow peppers and make hot sauce and that stuff is hot asss fuck!
Sep 25 2008 9:36PM
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invader7
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yeah i had a friend that brought some home from mexico. and even the tiniest little dab would just burn like crazy. takes an hour or too to go away too. not something to play around with
Sep 25 2008 9:39PM
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7.5 million thats unimagineably hot. like would that burn thru stuff ? like paper and shit?
Sep 25 2008 9:43PM
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Rachy
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so if im the kind of person that thinks taco bell fire sauce is delicious and jalapenos arent really an issue for me... how hot is this "the bomb" stuff

I have a tendency to always order the items that say spicy next to them.

But I guess I never really thought about the levels of hotness
Sep 25 2008 9:44PM
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0ptions
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the Da bomb stuff is 4 times hotter than a jalapeno pepper, so it may be bearable, but still reallllly hot.

Sep 25 2008 9:49PM
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mackinnon
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i have 0 tolerance for hot sauce and stuff...medium salsa makes my eyes water and nose burn
Sep 25 2008 9:50PM
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TheMoostafian
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the best hot sauce ever is daves insanity sauce

and the bomb stuff is so rediculously hot its not even funny
Sep 25 2008 9:58PM
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Rachy
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Thai food is my FAV!

I used to live in little tokyo which came with about 10+ thai places too.

Oh how I miss udon and pho.
Sep 25 2008 10:01PM
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peacecoastskier
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thats so bad ass
Sep 25 2008 10:02PM
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fsscott
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my bro had this red shit at a chinese restaurant and poured it on his food thinkin it was like ketchup or somethin??

felt sick the rest of the tiem and hates the stuff now haaa
Sep 25 2008 10:11PM
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i.ski.troll.
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i have a bottle of that shit in my fridge!   its sooo hottttt! and i eat WAY hot food.
Sep 25 2008 10:13PM
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babujib
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hahah ive had da bomb as well
and is the other thing in like powdered/crystaled form because that could just be like capsaicin extract or some shit
Sep 25 2008 10:54PM
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BEARS.
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holy hell send me a bottle of this 7.5 mil shit.
Sep 25 2008 10:59PM
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MCIRONCOCK
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My friend told me he watched this food show about how these guys poured like 3 drops of this super hot sauce into a batch of wing sauce, like a big vat of it. Some guy tried to eat 10 wings, and he had to stop at 4 or 5 because it was too hot. Think abotu getting that shit in your eye.
Sep 25 2008 11:00PM
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ReedSkis~
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I had a hot sauce once called "Blair's Jersey Death Sauce"
insanely spicy!

here is a quote from the site:

Born and Bred in the Garden State - Blair’s Jersey Death Hot Sauce is making Jersey Feel Alive! Be warned this sauce contains ingredients 750 times hotter than a jalapeno chile. Use sparingly. Jersey Death should not be consumed without dilution. Made with the great Blair’s Karma.

http://www.hotsauceblog.com/hotsaucearchives/blairs-jersey-death-sauce/
Sep 25 2008 11:31PM
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jeremy.g
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da bomb is horrible. my friends mom uses it to spice her giant vats of chili. one time we were sleeping at his house. he took a toothpick,dipped it in and put it in my mouth when i was asleep. it woke me up with the intensity of satans dick in my mouth. i then ran around for an hour chugging milk, kool aid, and pouring sugar in my mouth.
Sep 25 2008 11:38PM
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RudyGarmisch
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The science behind "hot" is kinda cool. That sensation of burning is caused by molecules in peppers called capsaicin, which binds to the same receptors in your mouth that register for pain and temperature. Milk and lactose are the most effective removing this molecule from those receptors, and most other 'treatments' either just activate other tastes in your mouth, which flood your nerves and lessen the pain.
Sep 25 2008 11:54PM
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Elijah.
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Pho is vietnamese food.
Sep 26 2008 1:49AM
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cobra_commander
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one of the guys at my old work drank a cup (not a measuring cup, a water glass sized cup) filled to the brim, so like 12-14 ounces of our hot sauce on a $15 bet and spent the next 5 hours throwing up, and any time he smelled the stuff would make him gag, that went on for a month or so. can't imagine what this stuff would do.
Sep 26 2008 1:51AM
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tomahawk
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ahhaha jesus i just had pho a couple days ago. my fav for sure
Sep 26 2008 2:01AM
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RudyGarmisch
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You gotta learn to love the tripe and tendon. So good.

The other requirement is that you have to turn the broth red, not orange, with the cock sauce, and a large has to cost under 5$.
Sep 26 2008 2:02AM
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huckaberry
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Uh i don't think you can throw up for 5 hours. You don't have enough to throw up, haha.
Sep 26 2008 2:05AM
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SKIDUBAIGUY
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If you dont like spicy stuff, dont visit Dubai.
Sep 26 2008 2:07AM
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zerospinskier
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Yeah I saw that a while ago. They were like sampling some of the hottest stuff all day long. Then at the end only 2 of the like 50 or more cheffs manned up to try the super super hot stuff. I feel like it was more than 7 million, maybe that 16 million stuff. But they had to get it out with gloves and goggles because it burns your skin and eyes. And it was only in a really small ass bottle. Then they were only allowed to take i think it was the back of a spoon or something and slightly dip it in the shit, and dab it on their tounges. The guys started dying and shit. I remember one guy said it felt like the devil was in his mouth.
Sep 26 2008 2:09AM
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zerospinskier
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Oh and....Thanks Bill Nye! :D
Sep 26 2008 2:10AM
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A-Style**
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have you ever had food poisoning? dry heaves man.... they're the worst
Sep 26 2008 2:10AM
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Rachy
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From my experience, if its an asian neighborhood, there is pho around.

Korea town is full of pho.

But they had pho at the japanese grocery store across the street from me along with udon. I spent many an afternoon there.

There was also a pinkberry = thats where evil exists.

"There are also Korean, Thai, and Lao variants of phở available." - wikipedia
Sep 26 2008 2:19AM
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killa_cam
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http://www.jibjab.com/view/195902
Sep 26 2008 2:36AM
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morocco_mole
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crazy
Sep 26 2008 2:38AM
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JPV
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NO WAY you guys have Da Bomb Sauce!?!

My mexi friend and I always fuck around with people with it.  Especially when we have food of some sort in school.  Put that shit on it and give it to someone.. they'll be fucked up for hours!
Sep 26 2008 2:53AM
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Fish_Sandwich.
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Worst thing ever.  Worst night/day of my life.
Sep 26 2008 3:33AM
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pussymoneyweed
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holy shit! i wanna try this stuff man!
Sep 26 2008 8:22AM
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beer.
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indeed a thai business associate of my dad's had us over for dinner a few times.  going into the kitchen was like getting tear-gassed.  the food we ate was supposed to not be spicy and it was still very hot.  his chefs were 2 smoking hot thai girls.
Sep 26 2008 10:29AM
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Tinga
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shit looks bad ass.
Sep 26 2008 10:44AM
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Elijah.
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Ok that may be true.

But! Everytime I've had pho it's at my vietnamese friend's house where his parents (lived in vietnam until very recent) make the dankest pho imagineable. So fucking good...
Sep 26 2008 10:53PM
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FartBoy05
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i once got habenaro juice on my lips. sooo painful for hours. I love things a little hit but theres some crazy hot shit out there.
Sep 26 2008 10:57PM
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