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Best Fortune Cookie Ever

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troublemaker3
Posts: 1954 - Karma: 225
so i crack it open after eating some dank chinese and it says " When winter comes heaven will rain success on you" 

I cant wait for snow, maybe this should be in ski gabber
Sep 25 2008 7:02PM
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Fish_Sandwich.
Posts: 9108 - Karma: 16
It had the word "RAIN" in it, get it the fuck out of here.
Sep 25 2008 7:03PM
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notomatoplz
Posts: 1377 - Karma: 29
interesting, it shall be a prgressive year for you
Sep 25 2008 7:03PM
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troublemaker3
Posts: 1954 - Karma: 225
haha, yea it would have been better with "snow success on you"
Sep 25 2008 7:05PM
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peacecoastskier
Posts: 196 - Karma: 11
i got a fortune cookie one time that said "there is much afterbang in your future".


Sep 25 2008 7:06PM
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-Mugatu
Posts: 2579 - Karma: 84
im calling shenanigans
Sep 25 2008 7:15PM
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no_steeze
Posts: 23992 - Karma: 4,272
seconded, we all know afterbang is not a word in the chinese language, eventhough fortune cookies are probably made in like ohio
Sep 25 2008 8:10PM
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mistaskia
Posts: 1252 - Karma: 32
"i swear to god ill pistol whip the next person that says shinanigens!"
Sep 25 2008 8:15PM
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Malcolm
Posts: 15951 - Karma: 9,451
i got a fortune cookie that said those exact words no joke
Sep 25 2008 8:27PM
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Aaaron.
Posts: 11817 - Karma: 903
best fortune cookie i have ever seen
was
"The best way to stay healthy is to eat more chinese food"
not claim
not joking
it was wild
Sep 25 2008 8:45PM
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4frnt_or_die
Posts: 780 - Karma: 3
i swear to god i had this message TWICE!!!!

''you love chinese food''


funniest thing ive ever read
Sep 25 2008 9:14PM
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zylstra
Posts: 3613 - Karma: 125
whats funny..............?
Sep 25 2008 9:20PM
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BeerGoggles
Posts: 712 - Karma: 11
hahaaha... I was about to post that I got the same fortune.
We must be blood brothers
Sep 25 2008 9:21PM
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Reed.S
Posts: 1126 - Karma: 10
and whats wrong with ohio? hahah i live here it sucks
Sep 25 2008 9:39PM
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Posts: 20239 - Karma: 1,273
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Sep 25 2008 10:31PM
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Dustin.
Posts: 13839 - Karma: 7,704
I once got a fortune cookie that said "Your future is filled with promiscuous behavior, so now would be a good time to pee in her butt."
Sep 26 2008 8:54AM
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gunman
Posts: 228 - Karma: 10
every time you get a fortune cookie, you always have to say "in bed" at the end. it works everytime.



Sep 26 2008 10:24AM
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A_Davis
Posts: 601 - Karma: 21
"That wasnt chicken"
Sep 26 2008 11:23AM
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