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You put the cat in the blender and you drink it all up..

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solitaryman
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Just came across this on 4chan and ROFL'd.  I have no way of proving its legitimacy, either way its a good read.

/b/, I have a big dilemma.

My roomate comes home from work in 2 hours, me thinking it would be funny, decided to put his cat in the blender to see if he would fit. Roommate walks in, sees kitty in the blender, I don't know, i thought it would be funny. Problem, I forgot to unplug the blender. So, while i was putting the cat in the blender to see if it fit. i accidentally hit the blend button, and long story short, Rowdy is no longer here. Pet store is closed till morning, and the ca usually sleeps in his room. What the fuck do I do?

-Anon in deep shit.
17 years ago
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pianoman
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holy shit that gave me some unpleasant imagery.
17 years ago
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4frntfisherman
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that's fucked up. I bet they're not friends anymore.
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prontocuts.com
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Thats so intense, It prolly is real. Ive read some real unpleasant stuff on LUElinks
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solitaryman
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Yeah, the sad part is the guy sounds really serious about it..
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prontocuts.com
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is there a way to link?
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Bloc_chain
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wtf
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sirskizalot
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wow, that would be interesting to try to explain to your friend.
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solitaryman
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No, there isn't because 4chan you don't have to sign up so you just post.  There's ten pages.  It starts on the first page but eventually it gets bumped off the end of the tenth page.  TONS of people post on 4chan so nothing is on there for more than 10 minutes.
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fsscott
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dude that's some scary shit
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Grube
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dude, thats fucked up, really, really fucked up.
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whattheshit
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but WILL IT BLEND?

Click for larger image
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Parkboy
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what the fuck i hope that's not real
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Sno.
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!!!
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4frntfisherman
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that is incredibly wrong, but excellent work :)
I've always thought that guy might do bad things in his spare time... look at that smile.
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An10a_Eng
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poor kitty
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MCIRONCOCK
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Found this on 4chan today
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smooticus
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SHIIIIITTTT,, i know what im doing tommorow lol


How much would that suck if you were that guy. He has to feel sooooo bad.
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morocco_mole
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haha owned
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morocco_mole
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and theres no way you blend a cat by accident that story is bullshit
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solitaryman
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HAHHAHAHAHAHAHA THAT VIDEO WAS GOLD
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sdfjklioeur
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wow you have no life

congratulations!
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ryan.c
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haha yes it was...
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fujarome
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ha, that video was so good. People just never learn that if you spin too fast on one of those things, you're gonna go flying. Weird how they even flew out of that little cage center piece though

and i doubt the original story for 1 reason. Have you ever tried to put a cat in an enclosed space? They will not go easily. We have to put one of our cats in a carrier through a hole about a foot long, and 8 inches wide, and it is damn near impossible without getting scratched and bit by the cat at least a dozen times....a second. So i highly doubt that someone would do this "just for fun" and theres no way a cat would even let them
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Datonedudebruh
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Well, this aged like sewage on a sunny day.

**This post was edited on May 9th 2023 at 1:25:06am
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HypeBeast
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I'm gonna contradict the trend and say this totally coulda happened. This was during the era that shock videos were all the rage. Anyone remember the video of that Asian chick stepping on kittens and killing them with high heels? Yeah I do. Fucked up. This definitely coulda happened.
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icy_park_jump
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Fake af

**This post was edited on May 9th 2023 at 9:42:48am
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Newsheepers
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solitarymanJust came across this on 4chan and ROFL'd. I have no way of proving its legitimacy, either way its a good read.

/b/, I have a big dilemma.

My roomate comes home from work in 2
hours, me thinking it would be funny, decided to put his cat in the
blender to see if he would fit. Roommate walks in, sees kitty in the
blender, I don't know, i thought it would be funny. Problem, I forgot
to unplug the blender. So, while i was putting the cat in the blender
to see if it fit. i accidentally hit the blend button, and long story
short, Rowdy is no longer here. Pet store is closed till morning, and
the ca usually sleeps in his room. What the fuck do I do?

-Anon in deep shit.

U should puke out the cat and then it will be ok👌🏿🤗🤗

**This post was edited on May 9th 2023 at 2:43:18pm
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EggMann
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solitarymanPet store is closed till morning,


Lol

this is not real
2 years ago
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Christian_Bale
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Turd__AuthorityI'm gonna contradict the trend and say this totally coulda happened. This was during the era that shock videos were all the rage. Anyone remember the video of that Asian chick stepping on kittens and killing them with high heels? Yeah I do. Fucked up. This definitely coulda happened.

Holy shit, I never watched the video but I remember seeing a photo from that video years ago and it fucked me up, especially as someone who loves cats. What's especially fucked up is that it's not supposed to be a shock video. I forget what the genre is called, and I'm definitely not gonna research it now or recommend that anyone else does, but there's a large group of "people" out there who get off on videos of animals getting crushed. Mostly insects and crustaceans I think, but the particularly sick fucks enjoy watching videos of small animals getting crushed.

And yeah it could've happened but its 4chan so people make shit up all the time. If anyone thinks NS is bad, there's a lot of mentally disturbed and under socialized individuals on that website.
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