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My golf coach is SO GAY

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elk.
Posts: 1597 - Karma: 117

Im about ready to lynch his mustache having ass after not putting me in 4 of the matches i should have played in all becuase kids cheat there way up and he fucking knowss itttt....

Sep 22 2008 8:34PM
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IrideWI
Posts: 2882 - Karma: 316
that sucks...my golf coach buys me beer and blazes...best situation ever
Sep 22 2008 8:39PM
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.makuma.
Posts: 2258 - Karma: 43
wow^ thats sick
Sep 22 2008 8:42PM
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Malcolm
Posts: 15951 - Karma: 9,451
blind-fold him and chuck him in the driving range
Sep 22 2008 8:44PM
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BMit
Posts: 1526 - Karma: 218
so leisurely... this kind of behavior is encouraged in my books!
Sep 22 2008 8:47PM
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Piste.Off
Posts: 11586 - Karma: 1,860
its probably cause you actually suck at golf and those kids are good
Sep 22 2008 8:47PM
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Skierguy1234
Posts: 1684 - Karma: 88
hahaha there's the NS spirit!
Sep 22 2008 8:51PM
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VT_FLO
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HOW GAY IS HE?
Sep 22 2008 8:53PM
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Fish_Sandwich.
Posts: 9108 - Karma: 16
Hahaha, that seriously sounds like so much fucking fun.
Sep 22 2008 8:54PM
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no_steeze
Posts: 23992 - Karma: 4,272
your mom is SO GAY............lolli
Sep 22 2008 8:58PM
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AALT
Posts: 1775 - Karma: 60
how much sperm does he have?
Sep 22 2008 8:59PM
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Fish_Sandwich.
Posts: 9108 - Karma: 16
None anymore, check your rectum it's probably up there.
jk, you have funny stories I don't hate you.
Sep 22 2008 9:01PM
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elk.
Posts: 1597 - Karma: 117
i actually i shoot low 40s or 39s 38s on my home course for 9 (claim) but this kid cheats  and takes so many strokes
Sep 22 2008 9:05PM
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Poppins
Posts: 440 - Karma: 30
if you shoot 38 on a par 36 the level of play in your area is either really high or maine golf is just shitty cuz the best kid on my team shoots average of 40 at our home course. honestly if you coach is that ignorant to not play a highschooler of your caliber he is certainly a fuckin homo.
Sep 22 2008 9:20PM
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Mr.O
Posts: 1582 - Karma: 23
Well in western PA i shoot a 37/38 on my home course on average (claim) but the par is 35. And I'm unable to make my varsity team at my school, we have kids who consistently shoot 75 and below, and sometimes in the high 60's plus we have the solo state champ on our team.
Sep 22 2008 9:37PM
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LS.
Posts: 1841 - Karma: 858
im play golf too im on varsity im a junior
Sep 22 2008 9:40PM
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comeatmebro
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my two buddies on the golf team consistently shoot par or under at the home course. and at other courses it's 40 and below always.
Sep 22 2008 9:42PM
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Peter.
Posts: 23796 - Karma: 13,014
this thread brings back memories of the summer, and me being bad at golf


oh, good luck with your coach
Sep 22 2008 10:06PM
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TOAST.
Posts: 7482 - Karma: 36,057
my golf team was undeafeted until this year /claim and we also have one of the best girl golfers in PA /claim but i dont really care cause i dont golf that much
Sep 22 2008 10:06PM
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RICK_ROSS
Posts: 6983 - Karma: 3,343
does he gag you and make you take the red pill
Sep 22 2008 10:07PM
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Avifarer
Posts: 5926 - Karma: 598
Last week i was at a highschool golf tourney, first hole this guy lands his ball about 6 feet from the pin (par 3) i ask him what club he used and one of the other guys i was with was like "HE CANT ANSWER THAT!"
Serious buddy? This isnt the fucking pga, chill.
Sep 22 2008 10:10PM
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0123456789
Posts: 9226 - Karma: 148
im gonna say your school kinda sucks.

i shoot around 40-41 for 9, and probally average 80 , i didntmake my highschool golf team, we had a sick ass team.
Sep 22 2008 10:17PM
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Funnel
Posts: 7815 - Karma: 1,531
That's one thing I like about skiing, you can do whatever the hell you want and no one can boss your ass around or rank you.  You can do whatever you want.  There's no boundaries and no limits.  Just quit and make him feel like shit.
Sep 23 2008 12:36AM
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mackinnon
Posts: 5153 - Karma: 161
not if you're racing. haha.

anyway, quitting is probably the worst thing you could do for yourself. just ride it out and prove yourself.
Sep 23 2008 12:43AM
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elk.
Posts: 1597 - Karma: 117
lol its hard to when kids card 35s after cheating... when i play a legit 39/38
Sep 23 2008 5:48PM
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An10a_Eng
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i didnt make it my senior year cuz some underclassman had a total score that was only 10 more than mine. but we counted his actual strokes in the 4 try out rounds and he cheated by 27 strokes. so i actually beat this fucker by 37 strokes but he needed experience so i got fucked. im not hte best golfer around but thats bullshit. and he got disqualified for cheating in the first match
Sep 23 2008 6:25PM
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Skierguy1234
Posts: 1684 - Karma: 88
that sucks bro.
my golf team's pretty good. 3 solid players.
My average on the year is like 37.2
my one friend is like 38.0
and this other kid's around 39 somethin
after that we kinda blow though.
luckily we can usually get away with us three playing well and winning.
Sep 23 2008 9:12PM
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Dr_Feelgood
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yea golf teams are enhanced heavily by politics. people who know people often get their kids on the team. like my junior year i didnt make even jv shooting low to mid 40s and this kid shot a 59 in tryouts and made varsity. like...wtf? but i stepped it up the next year and made varsity. averaged a 39 over 16 rounds during the season. but yea man i feel your pain.
Sep 23 2008 10:16PM
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Tz1080
Posts: 205 - Karma: 24
about to finish up my high school golf career this year.. and it would have been a lot more fun if i didnt have to play with all these faggot ass kids in matches. but your schools teams are a lot better then mine if those scores are right.. im the number 1 and shoot high 30's low 40's
Sep 23 2008 10:18PM
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Dr_Feelgood
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yea after taking 10 strokes haha. jk man i know your legit...
Sep 23 2008 10:25PM
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0123456789
Posts: 9226 - Karma: 148
na its probally like 15 storkes per 9... but who counts them if i call mulligans right?
Sep 23 2008 10:46PM
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gordie.
Posts: 2014 - Karma: 84
me and my ski team hold the record time for getting kicked off of a golf course. we got booted before we even got to start playing, after everyone had finished paying and renting they're shit, we were just standing on the practice green and they're like ya so you can't play. they just saw 9 teenagers and saw bad news everywhere. oh well, we were gonna dick around pretty hard anyways
Sep 23 2008 10:51PM
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A.P.
Posts: 667 - Karma: 136
my one golf coack is like 45 and cool and my other is 24 and the man hes like my borther, but i have states monday.
Sep 23 2008 11:23PM
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BEARS.
Posts: 5380 - Karma: 696
i suck at golf.
Sep 23 2008 11:52PM
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