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Haiku contest

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Big-Punisher
Posts: 814 - Karma: 10
What up gang? Join me in a Japanese haiku contest. 17 syllable poems rule! Here is my musing about sushi


Sushi, raw fish and rice
so tasty, but the fish wonders,
why me?

I`m finally succeeding, and I owe it all to yes-I-cannibus.
homer
Nov 1 2003 3:53PM
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Skibum420
Posts: 1838 - Karma: 314
thats a hiaku

I have never poured out beer, even to put out a grass fire-Hank Hill
Nov 1 2003 3:59PM
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rsd
Posts: 1236 - Karma: 10
you're doing it wrong...

5 syllables
7 syllables
5 syllables

its seperated by line
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I was in the petting zoo, or as I like to call it, the touch me zoo this afternoon. All the animals were retarded. Some lady was breast feeding her baby on a bench nearby, an obvious signal. I sat down uncomfortably close to her and yawned my arm around her shoulder. In her attempt to squirm away, she dropped her baby on the ground. I pretended I was concerned for a second, then I punted it over the fence. She still didn't seem interested in me. Whatever.
Nov 1 2003 4:00PM
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Itsbackfliptime
Posts: 18901 - Karma: 75
some of you sailors
are silly like fish and chips
so i poke your eye

now thats deep shyt.

Coming Soon...
Nov 1 2003 4:05PM
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lalalalaura
Posts: 6753 - Karma: 68
stupid wool sweater
you itch my skin so damn much
but it's fucking warm
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Unity through nationalism isn't unity- it's nazi.
Unity through shared pain and human struggle-that's unity.
Nov 1 2003 4:09PM
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lalalalaura
Posts: 6753 - Karma: 68
how about a COMPOUND haiku! oh dear....


pat mastrionni
joey from degrassi high
you know you'd do him

sexy fedora
flamboyant hawaiian shirt
how can you resist?
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Unity through nationalism isn't unity- it's nazi.
Unity through shared pain and human struggle-that's unity.
Nov 1 2003 4:21PM
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Big-Punisher
Posts: 814 - Karma: 10
My bad about the syllables here is a new one.

Fluffy powder snow,
clear blue sky sunshine
crash snow in my pants

I`m finally succeeding, and I owe it all to yes-I-cannibus.
homer
Nov 1 2003 4:59PM
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blind_five
Posts: 327 - Karma: 13
Inside every head,
An ever longing wanting,
I will fuck tonight

No one on their death bed has ever said 'I wish I had played it safe'
Nov 1 2003 5:05PM
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Mattman
Posts: 19108 - Karma: 16
Newschoolers is great
I am addicted
I forgot about homework

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I think I messed up!

Matt

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2 weeks ago I went to Outdoor school Camp with my grade.My teacher was in a Field talking to his Girlfriend at 11:30 pm, my friend and I were suspicious so we flashed a flaslight in the eyes of my teacher and they were closed. We Burst out laughing I said 'His having phone sex'. So the Next Day I went around and told EVERYONE in my grade what happened last night. I said to them 'on the count of 3 we'll say MR. GIBSON were you MASTERBATING last night. My teacher we so red, it was fucking Hilarious

My Teacher: Yeah I Whack The Dog
Another story coming soon...

the girls in mammoth are like parking spaces - the good ones are already taken and the rest are handicapped -mammothpunks
Nov 1 2003 6:19PM
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Freestyla_01
Posts: 8586 - Karma: 34
haiku haiku you
haiku haiku haiku me.
haiku is stupid.
Nov 1 2003 6:37PM
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Freestyla_01
Posts: 8586 - Karma: 34
letters on paper
mean nothing to the people
but so much to me
Nov 1 2003 6:39PM
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Big-Punisher
Posts: 814 - Karma: 10
tennis anyone?
tight shorts and a fuzzy ball
thank god for skiing

I`m finally succeeding, and I owe it all to yes-I-cannibus.
homer
Nov 1 2003 10:31PM
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december
Posts: 827 - Karma: 10
hallowe'en is fun
people give you free candy
what could be better?
Nov 1 2003 10:40PM
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Bob_Loblaw
Posts: 8384 - Karma: 38
I like drugs and beer
They get you feeling better
better than before
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The only way to prevent rape is to say yes.

'. . . thou shalt eat the herb of the field ' (Genesis 3:18)
'. . . eat every herb of the land ' (Exodus 10:12)
'Better is a dinner of herb where love is, than a stalled ox and hatred therewith' (Proverbs 15:17)
“He Causeth the Grass to Grow for the Cattle, and Herb for the Service of Man” (Psalm 104:14)
Nov 1 2003 10:46PM
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jono
Posts: 1744 - Karma: 22
poetry, obscured,
bite by bite, I inch forward,
A solemn cat meows.



'I think I'm developing a bad habit, Ive done mushrooms at school 3 times this year' 'You idiot, were 4 days into it'
Nov 2 2003 4:33PM
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schlonginator
Posts: 3971 - Karma: 27
Want to suck my Dick
I know you want to suck it
Get on your knees bitch




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Nov 2 2003 4:36PM
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manwiththemetalleg
Posts: 1636 - Karma: 91
shit shit shit shit shit
shit shit shit shit shit shit shit
i need the toilet

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Nov 2 2003 4:37PM
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Bundo
Posts: 2197 - Karma: 49
slowly gliding by
the clouds in the great vast sky
fucking hippie jerks

mah baby's got sauce, your baby aint sweet like mihne
Nov 2 2003 5:07PM
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jono
Posts: 1744 - Karma: 22
Haiku, the gods gift,
line by line, we speak our minds,
lost in space once more.
'I was in Italy, and I thought I was buying a fancy condom, and when I hit the button on the machine, it sprayed callogne in my eyes' Russell
Nov 2 2003 8:14PM
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Freestyla_01
Posts: 8586 - Karma: 34
manwiththemetalleg or me wins.
Clearly.
His was poetic genious.
Nov 4 2003 12:12AM
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feezy
Posts: 2022 - Karma: 23
The man looks away,
But the penis was inside.
Dry anal savage.


RTGAHMKFNTWTKTAEPCBTWAACAKALH
Nov 4 2003 12:41AM
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canonrider
Posts: 2635 - Karma: 29
walking quickly he,
forgot to lift his feet up
his cast was smelly
Bent Films
www.canonskiboards.com
Nov 4 2003 9:34AM
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Mike-O
Posts: 14593 - Karma: 1,089
Okay,so what exactly is a syllable? I kind of know,but could someone explain so I can kill shit with my haiku poems.
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Hummingbird style: 70 times in one second.

Does Crichton smoke? Does a bear shit in the woods? -Rex
Nov 4 2003 10:50AM
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canonrider
Posts: 2635 - Karma: 29
walking quickly he,
^ ^ ^ ^ ^
forgot to lift his feet up
^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^
his cast was smelly
^ ^ ^ ^ ^

the ^'s are all sylabels

Bent Films
www.canonskiboards.com
Nov 4 2003 11:01AM
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Freestyla_01
Posts: 8586 - Karma: 34
walking.
Wa-king.

hitting
hi-ting

Everytime there's a new hard sounding part of the word...

Nov 5 2003 2:52AM
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flexmacman
Posts: 622 - Karma: 30
Peaking Grinning Buzz

Stealth Sliver of Cocktail Acid

Makes School Much More Fun

Nov 5 2003 6:11AM
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canonrider
Posts: 2635 - Karma: 29
yea my message got messed up... ignore it

^^ this guy has a better description

b
Bent Films
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Nov 5 2003 8:52AM
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linemaverick540
Posts: 4017 - Karma: 8
just gotta clap to the word.

i pissed myself bad
i need to take a shower
bye bye piss smell.... bye


member5054
Nov 20 2003 8:40PM
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mattster
Posts: 4120 - Karma: 41
Lettuce is crunchy
Although it's half water
It's on my burger
Jan 29 2006 2:04AM
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hendrik.
Posts: 6715 - Karma: 267
Peaking the Mountain,
Nothing but silence, fresh snow,
There goes a av'lanche.
Jan 29 2006 12:42PM
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holyDINOSAURS
Posts: 7038 - Karma: 639
the bird goes chirp chirp
its onomatopoea
haiku makes me sneeze
Jan 29 2006 2:16PM
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