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Stevens pass freeride team!!

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cfox
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any1 know anything about this just got back from the spac party becuase my little bro is racing and i talked to a lot of ppl there and they said it was the shit so any1 here on ns know anything about it?
Sep 22 2008 12:05AM
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ktollefson_1080
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probably not
Sep 22 2008 12:38AM
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NoTeefa
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bad idea. There's just too much talent at Stevens, and a freeride team would be too elitist. They couldn't possibly put everyone on it who deserved.
Stevens should just try to keep passes afforadable, keep giving college kids (and me!) a break on prices, keep making a dope ass park. And when its photo shoot time, don't go build some crazy jump for just "the team" to throwdown and film on. Instead, build some crazy jump for EVERYONE to throwdown and film on :-)



just keep a helicopter at the ready in case anyone needs to be airlifted (probably me)
Sep 22 2008 10:33AM
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cfox
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ok guys none of ur posts make much sence


DANKZ
Sep 22 2008 11:01AM
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NoTeefa
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That's because you don't know how to fucking read or type in English.
For evidence I submit to you exhibit A:
"any1 know anything about this just got back from the spac party becuase my little bro is racing and i talked to a lot of ppl there and they said it was the shit so any1 here on ns know anything about it? "
BTW little one, while you are paying attention. For future reference, If a bunch of Racers are telling you that something is the shit. In reality its probably really fucking corny, like on par with playing Magic, The Gathering in your mom's basement.

You wanna freeride? You wanna get good at tricks?
Everyday there's powder be had, you have it.
Everyday there's no powder you bring your ass to the park and start making some friends.
ditch the gates
Look at WHICH tricks the more experienced people are throwing (note that they aren't doing straight backflips and frontflips, because they are fucking easy and stupid)
Start with 180s, ridin switch, and sliding boxes, move on to 360s and rails.
Have a good season
Sep 25 2008 12:39AM
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cobra_commander
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them's fightin words.
Sep 25 2008 12:54AM
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j.bird
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fight? with chris?....better come strapped with something better than magic cards

Sep 25 2008 1:04AM
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NoTeefa
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Billy is an Aikido master and can redirect my attacks effortlessly. I know better than to even try. Fortunately his only offensive capability truly is his magic cards.
Sep 25 2008 1:12AM
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cobra_commander
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yea but I have had months to build up my mana, my forest elf mage is going to kick your ass. green all they way.
Sep 25 2008 1:20AM
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Scott~
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Well im an aikido grand dragon master and I can fucking kill you with my brain, everyone knows aikido is legit~
Sep 25 2008 1:21AM
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NoTeefa
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Aikidoka can cut you with their chi. They don't need to throw punches.
Sep 25 2008 1:33AM
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cfox
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first of all take my karma i dont effing care and ur just a fucking dick o and by the way i wasent talking to racers i was talking to people with family members that do race. I actually talked to ppl that were on it and i know how to do all that stuff like how to slide rails and shit just thought i could use some practice and maybe coaches i thought it would b something fun to do. All i was doing was asking a simple question u dont have to come back and be a asshole.
Sep 25 2008 4:58PM
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cobra_commander
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I'll coach you an any other people you can get, $500 for the season per person, paid in advance.
check my pics, I rip
Sep 25 2008 6:51PM
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RudyGarmisch
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Jeez Chris, stop being a douchebag. You and I will play Magic, The Gathering and Pokemon very soon, my mom is almost done cleaning out her sewing stuff from the basement. And Billy, no, you cannot come.
Sep 25 2008 8:25PM
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coolhandluke
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why no Cobra invite?

can i bring my pogs?
Sep 25 2008 8:45PM
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skier_boy26
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i got a deck that would own all of you up. combined with the new acquisition of swords to plowshares, you're all fuckin dead.

too bad you all missed the magic release party at the seattle center. fags
Sep 25 2008 9:51PM
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NoTeefa
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Bro I just gave you the best advice that you're ever gonna get as far as skiing goes. You should be thanking me. I'd reccomend printing out this thread and keeping it in your jacket pocket while you're skiing.
If you follow my advice it will save you from years of being a nerd and not getting any chicks.
Just take Grant for example. He started listening to me about four years ago, and now he gets laid all the time! He didn't even have to sacrifice very many of his moral principles to do so!
Sep 25 2008 10:54PM
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cobra_commander
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He did start drinking though.
Sep 26 2008 1:05AM
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skibum193
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and god were glad he did. 10-9-8-7-6... those tortilla chips got PWNED
Sep 26 2008 3:00AM
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NoTeefa
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I should've gotten him addicted to crack. Can you imagine what that would be like? SCARY

Alright Foxy, in all seriousness, here's the truth.
I'm pretty sure that the "freeride team" that you're referring to is run by SPAC  and is coached by some chick that has no business teaching people anything past how to do a 360. I could be completely wrong, they could have a qualified teacher now, but I doubt it. The truth is, there are very few people qualified to teach park skiing past basic jumps. The people running around this state offering to coach people have either never stomped a switch 7, they have a completely different background (aerials, moguls, racing etc..), or they can do some good tricks, but don't have the background in teaching and education to safely and effectively instruct people.
So if this "freeride team" is just a social group and they don't want to charge you any money, go for it. However, if you have to pay to join because there is "coaching" involved, tell them to fuck off, because you're way better off just skiing with your friends.
Sep 26 2008 9:29AM
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Literature
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What a great thread. This is why I should spend more time in Regionals.

Freeride teams are a great way to work on the basics if you are new, but if you are already halfway decent the coaching the majority of the time will not be much help with your progression. Ski with people that are better than you, and when conditions are soft and your mental game is on, go for it.
Sep 28 2008 1:08PM
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Jamie_Baril
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Chea! thats why i follow you around!
Sep 29 2008 1:30AM
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cobra_commander
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so is someone going to pay me $500 or not?
Sep 29 2008 1:32AM
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=nick=
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if a stevens pass freeride team really happened it would be the gayest thing west of the mississippi
Sep 29 2008 1:35AM
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coolhandluke
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here you go
Sep 29 2008 2:47AM
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=nick=
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those are just camps not an actual team.
Sep 29 2008 12:46PM
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cobra_commander
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Will some one pay me $500 please? the more the better, Tuition is due soon.
Sep 29 2008 2:33PM
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NoTeefa
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I'd love to meet the skiing coaches!
Sep 30 2008 2:01AM
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coolhandluke
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there's also the Adventure Ski Camp that will teach you to "rip sick phat lines"

i was unaware "phat" was still part of the english language
Sep 30 2008 10:41AM
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Schoening
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the skiers coaching it are some of the nicest people ever. theyre the ones that put on the hoedown throwdown last year, which was probably one of the most legit comps held at stevens. some of you guys might be better than them but thats why you don't do it...its for kids that are trying to get better at park and might need coaching.
Sep 30 2008 11:31AM
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NoTeefa
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names Kohl, I want em
nice doesn't mean good teacher, or good skier.
Sep 30 2008 9:54PM
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cshalbot
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I gonna side with Kohl on this one.  I think it's a great program.  It will help develop the fundamentals of freestyle as well as educate people about proper ettique in the park.  It will also generate more exposure for the park and it's programs thus allow more money to be budgeted for the park in future.

They are trying to organize a way for more peole to be excited about freestyle that is productive and generates revenue for the mountain. So why is that a bad thing?  Who the fuck cares if they the coaches kill it anymore or not.  If they can help build a more solid foundation for riders to apply to more technical tricks as thier skill improve while making sure they understand park safety then in my eyes they have succeeded.

Oct 1 2008 1:53PM
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bmcchesney
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^^ true
Oct 1 2008 2:24PM
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Literature
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Very well said. +karma.
Oct 1 2008 5:51PM
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NoTeefa
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I would agree if this program is meant for people that have zero experience in the park, but I don't think any programs that claim to coach people past doing some basic spins and grinds are worth the money yet. Again due to the lack of qualified teachers.
I agree that they don't have to kill it STILL, but they should have been able to do the stuff they are teaching  AT SOME POINT. The old aerials guy, or the old moguls guy have no business teaching these newschool kids how to jump, because the styles are completely different. They think that jumping, is jumping, is jumping, but that's bullshit. A park jump is completely different from a moguls jumps, or aerials jump or a cliff.
My old trampoline coach couldn't figure out why I never wanted to ski with him.
The other extreme is these kids that just rip like all hell, but have never had an formal instruction or training on how to teach. (Windells coaches are a prime example of this)

The moral of the story is, if you're thinking about getting coaching for newschool, ask some questions. Find out what your potential coaches background is. What slopestyle comps have they skied in? What halfpipe comps have they skied in? Have you seen them ski before? Do they shred? What is their teaching background? Have they received training? PSIA certs? How long have they been teaching skiing in some form?
All of these questions should be answered before you give your money to someone and trust them with your safety.
Oct 2 2008 9:11PM
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