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Takeing my SATs in 45min

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404404
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Yea... Im fucked, anyone else have this problem before there SATs?




'My arm hurts, I think I had a Stroke'
-Some girl in my school

'At least my boy friend didnt finger my ass hole with strawberry shampoo'
- Words siad durring a Bitch fight

'Bagger my ass, its probley just Mill House'
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Sluty girl: 'Im so bad that i run with gangs'
Cartman: 'Yea well, I run with Ten Gangs..'
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Nov 1 2003 6:26AM
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flanker
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I've never had to do one, good luck though.
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Nov 1 2003 6:42AM
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Swirly999
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Good luck with that



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Nov 1 2003 8:50AM
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hexum
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i didnt, but then again, i am a genius...


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Nov 1 2003 9:07AM
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tan
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i'm taking mine in the spring


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Nov 1 2003 9:13AM
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Itsbackfliptime
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SAT whoo hoo. I take the ACT's sometime in december. Then the SAT's probably around the same time.

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Nov 1 2003 9:15AM
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Maximumsushi
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I did like got 1430 the first time I took them. Then I got like 1350 every time after that. I think its because I did a practice test the day before I wrote them the first time. It really gets your timing down.

Then I ended up staying in Canada for school so it was all a big waste of time and money.
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Nov 1 2003 11:15AM
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nkmo.
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I took my ACTs last week, and i thought they were easy as shit.


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Nov 1 2003 11:37AM
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404404
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yea, they where easy this time around.




'My arm hurts, I think I had a Stroke'
-Some girl in my school

'At least my boy friend didnt finger my ass hole with strawberry shampoo'
- Words siad durring a Bitch fight

'Bagger my ass, its probley just Mill House'
- Homer Simpson

Sluty girl: 'Im so bad that i run with gangs'
Cartman: 'Yea well, I run with Ten Gangs..'
-South park episode
Nov 1 2003 12:00PM
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Mike-O
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Could someone shine some light on SAT's? What kind of test is it actually? Mathematic or does it mix all areas?
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Nov 1 2003 12:03PM
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Itsbackfliptime
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Math and Verbal. Your penalized for wrong answers.

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Nov 1 2003 12:06PM
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sidekick_rep
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biggest most standarized test youll ever take, tests math and verbal skillz, just took mine an hour ago. theyre a real pain
Nov 1 2003 12:11PM
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dpoiii
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its not bad if u do a practice test
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Nov 1 2003 12:16PM
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anomericas
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They're wicked hard. Good luck with that dude.
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Nov 1 2003 1:43PM
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blind_five
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You can't realy fail your SATs can you? They're just for getting into school right? So think of it this way, if your score is too low to get into a certain school, then you'd have a pretty shitty time at that school trying to keep up. I say take the easy road and skip you SATs. You could always get a job with Intrawest, they hire anyone.

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Nov 1 2003 2:07PM
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threejay
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i took mine a few weeks ago and just got the results back...1200...not too bad....i didnt really know what i was doin tho.



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Nov 1 2003 2:11PM
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ThisAngelicRage
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They give you points on the SAT for writing your name. It's all basic work they just form the question in a weird way. The math is nothing past average sophmore math, again just made confusing. All that the SAT tests is comprehension. My tip would be to make sure you are filling in the right bubbles at the right numbers... a few years ago I missed a question and it made all my bubbles off by one and I didn't have time to fix them.





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Nov 1 2003 2:17PM
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ThisAngelicRage
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I don't know if this will help you at all but taking isn't spelled with an E.





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Nov 1 2003 2:18PM
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Skibum420
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i got a 1.1 on my SAT and still push a whip with right and left AC

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Nov 1 2003 3:59PM
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404404
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na you dont need to be able to spell, you just need the basic word and people will pick up on it.




'My arm hurts, I think I had a Stroke'
-Some girl in my school

'At least my boy friend didnt finger my ass hole with strawberry shampoo'
- Words siad durring a Bitch fight

'Bagger my ass, its probley just Mill House'
- Homer Simpson

Sluty girl: 'Im so bad that i run with gangs'
Cartman: 'Yea well, I run with Ten Gangs..'
-South park episode
Nov 1 2003 7:27PM
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ReggaeConcept1
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i took the SATs in 7th grade and got just over 1000. at the beginning of 8th grade (without ever taking any form of algebra) i got just over 1100. they really arent that hard.


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Nov 1 2003 7:35PM
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mattwalker
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the answers are as follows

A
B
C
C
D
B
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E
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7
1.678
3.48 to the tenth power
square root of 89
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Nov 1 2003 7:44PM
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ECFS-Attitash
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you are an idiot, no one is taking it now, and there are different versions of the test.

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Nov 2 2003 10:12AM
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PurpleSkier
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he spelt taking wrong
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Nov 2 2003 2:52PM
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Mattman
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Canadains to the PSATS in Grade 10, you do get a mark off if you get it wrong, my friend did the whole thing in 5 mins,
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Nov 2 2003 3:02PM
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jake_f
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I've heard that if your staying in state for school, theres no reason for taking the SAT. They only look at the ACT. I'd still take it either way.
Nov 2 2003 4:43PM
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Diabhal
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I only have to write the provincial exams, though if you are getting less than 80% in englsih you have to write the LPIs to get into a university.
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Nov 2 2003 5:19PM
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never_summer
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i just took the ACTs a week or 2 ago and i got fucked



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Nov 2 2003 5:58PM
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ECFS-Attitash
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SATs and SATIIs aren't that bad, just get some sleep and eat a solid breakfast prior to the test

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Nov 2 2003 6:17PM
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ReggaeConcept1
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shit, im going to have to take the SAT2s sometime next year maybe. how are they?


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Nov 2 2003 6:22PM
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Irotate360
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think 1650 and ull be fine


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Nov 2 2003 6:46PM
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ReggaeConcept1
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&umm, are the SAT2s scored differently than the SATs or are you just making an ultimatley futile attempt at being funny


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Nov 2 2003 6:48PM
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ESB
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Good luck. All test-taking really entails is confidence and some common sense.

Says the guy who got a 1500. ;)

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Nov 3 2003 1:08AM
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Crystal-needs-a-park
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wow, brains... its odd, it seems like everyone i talk to got at least like 1200... but like 1300+ is all 90th percentile as i recall... how about this, everyone go into community college, where its nearly impossible to fail, get your AA, then your guaranteed entrance to state college... but then again you have to put up with community college... fuck learning is too much work.
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Nov 3 2003 2:58AM
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sconniestyle
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haha yeah, if you are a good test taker and you have common sense, you will do good, but whoever said that a practice test helps timing, i agree. it also gotme in the mindset for the types of questions they asked on the act (wording and such) and it really helped bump me up. i havent taken the sat since sixth grade, but i did well on it, and remember it being like a tough standardized test, but not a real big deal. im just glad the only tests i take now are midterms and finals, cause you dont even have to study for them if you just show up at class most days.


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Nov 3 2003 4:00AM
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404404
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Yea I have noticed that eveyone who says what they got is like 1250+ and i highly dought that.
'My arm hurts, I think I had a Stroke'
-Some girl in my school

'At least my boy friend didnt finger my ass hole with strawberry shampoo'
- Words siad durring a Bitch fight

'Bagger my ass, its probley just Mill House'
- Homer Simpson

'Is it makeing love when 5 migets spank a man covered in Thosand Island dressing'
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Nov 3 2003 12:52PM
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lagwagon
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good luck in TAKING your sats.
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Nov 3 2003 4:24PM
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ECFS-Attitash
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lagwagon, you are an idiot.

Did anyone think that the SATIs and the SATII Writing test were much easier this year than last?

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Nov 3 2003 5:26PM
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