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Halloween...

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Shpadoinkle
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Aight, so I work at Cracker Barrel and there is Halloween shit EVERYWHERE, and it got me wondering...what am I going to be for Halloween?

I can't think of a single thing, but I want something simple and not difficult to put together...

I was actually thinking of being Katinka, but I think it might just be a pain in the ass and I don't think anyone would get it.

HALP!

(BTW Yes, I know it's the middle of September, but the holiday season is upon us.)
Sep 19 2008 10:59PM
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MCIRONCOCK
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Just go ahead and be this:
http://skeptisys.files.wordpress.com/2007/10/bloodytamponninja.jpg

Why don't i know how to embed?
Sep 21 2008 11:31PM
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MCIRONCOCK
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Extreme fail...http://skeptisys.files.wordpress.com/2007/10/bloodytamponninja.jpg
Sep 21 2008 11:31PM
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kepler.
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Just dress slutty and it won't matter what you are.
Sep 21 2008 11:44PM
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Shpadoinkle
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Just from looking at the URL...that would be a "no".


Sep 21 2008 11:45PM
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Shpadoinkle
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That's the thing...I don't have anything slutty to wear. Might as well buy something outrageous that I will only wear once.
Sep 21 2008 11:51PM
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Sno.
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just go on ebay and type in sexy halloween costume, there's a million on there
Sep 21 2008 11:57PM
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Shpadoinkle
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Well I wanted to come up with something original...something that you don't really find in stores or online. I think I'm just going to go to Bass Pro and whore it up there.
Sep 22 2008 12:06AM
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whattheshit
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go as a slutty cracker barrel.
Sep 22 2008 12:26AM
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MissMontana
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hahahah so true.

and yes, halloween does not require long pants. but i have pretty good legs and tend to wear pretty short shorts/skirts during the summer. i do not, on the other hand, have a perfectly flat tummy so therefore i will never wear a belly top. you see i know my limits and i dress to my form (usually. there was an unfortunate incident last year that resulted in about 20398409834 photo un-tags on facebook. damm you DIY shorts)

and also I fully support any Zoolander costume. You chould do the coolest makeup for that. 



Sep 22 2008 1:09AM
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dat_ski_dude
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sexy darth vader

Click for larger image

there it is, end of discustion
Sep 22 2008 1:52AM
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dat_ski_dude
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^^^discussion(sp), anyway you get the idea

Sep 22 2008 1:56AM
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Shpadoinkle
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Exactly...I wear what fits my body since I'm no Maria Sharapova. I'm not going to lie though...I have nice legs. HAHA!
Sep 22 2008 11:25AM
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sarahskis
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One of the wives from 300?

They are sexy.
Sep 22 2008 4:26PM
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Rainbow*Stylin
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my roomates and I are all going as different characters from mario cart... we are gonna make fake go carts and shit and just drift corners all night
Sep 22 2008 4:42PM
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Shpadoinkle
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I think that would fall into the "Greek Goddess" category.


Wait, wait, wait...

What about a chick version of...


"The Green Gahhhhhblin"?


HA!
Sep 22 2008 5:02PM
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Sno.
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or, you could be mario brothers' princess.  I bet you could come up with a pretty cute costume for her. The post above yours got me thinking about that

Sep 22 2008 5:36PM
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Shpadoinkle
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That's more of a group thing.

"I'm a loner...a rebel."
Sep 22 2008 5:43PM
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0123456789
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wont that jus t make your buddies want to try to give you a boner even more?
sorry i had to.



but for halloween be something with little clothing, youll get lots of candy from old men.
Sep 22 2008 5:49PM
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Shpadoinkle
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Ummmm, what the fuck? Is that actually a dude trying to hide a certain something?
Sep 22 2008 6:00PM
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sarahskis
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The green goblin as a girl would be pretty sick.  What about the girls from Candy land? queen frostine, the plum lady, the lollipop girl, and granny nut...

hahaha
Sep 22 2008 6:16PM
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TheQuailman
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I think I'm gunna be global warming and jump out of bushes and scare little kids

Sep 22 2008 6:32PM
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Shpadoinkle
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Hmmmm...that might be kind of weird and I might have to explain myself to everyone about that.

The Green Goblin seems like a good idea now. Might be easy too.
Green leggings...
Green Goblin mask...
What could I wear as a top and bottom?
Sep 22 2008 8:29PM
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Skierguy1234
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im going as chris hansen, so i can just follow you around with a camera crew...

Sep 22 2008 8:50PM
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BEARS.
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probably hiding the worst cameltoe, or best depending on how you look at it.
Sep 23 2008 10:54PM
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