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I cant grow a mustache but fuck it im trying

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james44
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yea so me and my buddy cant grow facial hair really (both 17 i know its sad) and for the last 3 weeks we havnt shaved our staches and they are just becoming noticable. dirtiest staches ever. and we are gonna keep em till haloween.

thats really all, il update with pictures near the end when we get the whole 14 year old persain stache thing going on
Sep 19 2008 4:08AM
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Scott~
Posts: 2551 - Karma: 49
Meh, I wasnt like that, but still dont think I could grow a real legit beard at 19, but Im actually alright with that. Its cool to have a sick beard, but if you dont want one and have the 5 oclock shadow shit going on, well that blows~
Sep 19 2008 4:25AM
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4frntfisherman
Posts: 122 - Karma: 20
yeah, my beard makes me look a bit like a bum. lol

Sep 19 2008 9:32AM
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k-rob
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haha sick, i wanna see those pics haha.
i've got a sweet goatee i've been growing for 3 weeks now, now i'm gonna grow out the stache and the sideburns, then get a real sick goggletan. i think it'll look awesome.
Sep 19 2008 12:24PM
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grifter
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[IMG] http://mustache-march.org/images/mainImage.jpg [/IMG]
Sep 19 2008 1:09PM
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k-rob
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Sep 19 2008 1:11PM
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Malcolm
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i can barely grow a mustache. itd look like shit anyways on me
Sep 19 2008 1:14PM
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Giv_Clothing
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Search Jibj updates for Mr. Josh Bryant's Mustache...I heard it killed a man while Josh was asleep.
Sep 19 2008 1:28PM
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AB_Pow
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haha. this thread is awesome. I'm 17 and i can grow a legit beard in a matter of a week and a half. but i'm pretty sure thats just cuz my family is hairy as hell. lol. i wanna see these pics by the way.
Sep 19 2008 1:33PM
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CJHski
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you said "but fuck'
Sep 19 2008 1:48PM
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k-rob
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hahaha +karma
Sep 19 2008 1:55PM
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An10a_Eng
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yeah im 19 and i lost mustache march to a girl after a week and a half. fucking bitch
Sep 19 2008 5:03PM
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Sno.
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yeah i second that
Sep 19 2008 5:05PM
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Peter.
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haha same, i just look like i have some dirt up there
Sep 19 2008 5:10PM
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GetPitted
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Dosen't it grow back faster the more you shave it?
Sep 19 2008 5:23PM
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grifter
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So I've heard...
Sep 19 2008 5:34PM
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grifter
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hahaha wtf, read the last comment here: http://www.ehow.com/how_2068178_grow-beard.html



Dear Sir/Madam
This is Debashis Basak, 30. I have beard only around my mouth. I want that beard should grow all throughout my chin & cheek. How do I do that? Should I apply any ointment or should I have some medicine?

Shall be grateful to you if you tell me in details what should I do for this which has a minimum side effect.

Debashis Basak
Sep 19 2008 5:39PM
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james44
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oh yea i forgot to say the whole reason i made this
i think everyone who cant actually get a mustache but can sorta get fuzz going on should not shave it until haloween
Sep 20 2008 3:52AM
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peacecoastskier
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im giving you karma for this lol
Sep 20 2008 3:53AM
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carbon.pulse
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Im blond so I have no chance of growing a noticeable mustache. It sucks when you have mates that had beards at 14 when your 16 and cant grow a stache
Sep 20 2008 3:57AM
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anthony_B
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I grow decent facial hair on my stache, chin, and neck. Still got nothing on the cheeks.
Sep 20 2008 4:26AM
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TheWorst
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man, have a baby face while you still can. im 19 and i have to shave every day now, it sucks ballsack. i wish i could go back to the good ol days of not shavin
Sep 20 2008 4:52AM
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james44
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it went from blonde to brown today
people are starting to comment
Sep 20 2008 4:54AM
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lalalalaura
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big step in a young man's life
Sep 20 2008 6:27AM
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morocco_mole
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use rogaine  it works
OK?
Sep 21 2008 8:02PM
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k-rob
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wtf? i always feel better after a good shave, it's my favourite part of my morning routine!
Sep 21 2008 8:11PM
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VT_FLO
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u know what sucks is getting cut by your razor and having shaving cream run into the cut
Sep 21 2008 8:13PM
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PopsicleStand
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nuthin on tom sellick


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Sep 21 2008 8:14PM
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0123456789
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i did that all sumer, i got a dirt stache going down but thats it, so i gave up. 17 btw
Sep 21 2008 8:20PM
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morocco_mole
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mustashes are so awesome

Sep 21 2008 8:34PM
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*i<3snow*
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one should never grow JUST a mustache until you're at least 40.
Sep 21 2008 8:34PM
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RIDEDIRTY
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Im Sorry
Sep 21 2008 9:48PM
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aculbs
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go away
Sep 21 2008 9:49PM
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comeatmebro
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i can grow the side burns like nasty. then the chin is good too, stache would be decent. cheeks are gettin there. it sucks though cause i gotta shave like every other day and still can't grow a full beard...
Sep 21 2008 9:54PM
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Franny
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Sanchez...
Sep 21 2008 10:12PM
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4frntfisherman
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If you have a milkshake and I have a milkshake and I have a straw and my straw reaches across the room and starts to drink your milkshake. I drink your milkshake! I drink it up!
Sep 21 2008 10:16PM
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4frntfisherman
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got any change?
Sep 21 2008 10:19PM
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james44
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its so fuzzy
Sep 23 2008 2:00AM
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WHATOKYEAYA
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hey james, did ur eyebrow grow back?
Sep 23 2008 2:04AM
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james44
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eventually...



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Sep 23 2008 2:06AM
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buchanan.
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haha now that i think about it, i havent actually taken a look at it since it grew back.... and yeah i wish mustaches were easier to grow...
Sep 23 2008 2:27AM
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Sno.
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you and me both

Sep 23 2008 2:38AM
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james44
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you should try with me and mb.
honestly you might beat us... its that sad..
Sep 23 2008 3:07AM
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Twinjibber77
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calm down and just focus for mustache march, they have like a clean shaven, and a beard, and lamb chops month too
Sep 23 2008 9:54AM
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king.tubby
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anyone for no shave november? i think im going for no shave october AND november, as that is the "off season" at the resort i work at, and i cant grow facial hair during the season
Sep 23 2008 11:25AM
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ilikeplants
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[img]http://www.snowmission.ca/uploaded_images/IMG_5378-718623.jpg[\img]

started growing his when he was 15. he was even offered the part of jerry garcia in a grateful dead movie

Sep 23 2008 11:29AM
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king.tubby
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Sep 23 2008 11:36AM
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king.tubby
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looks like the love guru
Sep 23 2008 11:36AM
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popNfresh44
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mine grows even less than yours....but then again i am asian. i can manage to get a noticable goatee, except wiry hairs grow far apart from each other, its kind of like theres a few pubes sticking out of my chin.
Sep 23 2008 11:47AM
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gmack24
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im 23 and can't grow a full beard, i don't think I'll ever b able to
Sep 23 2008 12:05PM
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Twinjibber77
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hahaha, that would be great, at tha resort i work at we have to have a full beard of facial hair grown by the first day, so i think i'll hit that up for t-hall beards this year
Sep 23 2008 1:15PM
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