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Drug Test in 2 weeks

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Z_rob
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Ok so we have this big school dance on friday and im probably going to smoke or drink after it.

But i also am applying for a job in 2 weeks which means a piss test.

I want to know how long it would stay in my system for (alcohol and weed) and what i could do to get it out quicker.

I apologize if their is already a thread on this but i really need answers quick.
Sep 17 2008 1:24AM
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eurotune2
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i dont know actual days for the pot but the booze will usually be gone by the next day.... i have heard a week or two for the weed? someone else will know better than me
Sep 17 2008 1:30AM
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Heath.
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It can take up to a month for weed, if you smoke alot then even longer. I suggest just drinking.
Sep 17 2008 1:33AM
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eurotune2
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i know it stays in your hair longer, it stays detectable in your urine for a month? damn hair must be a long time
Sep 17 2008 1:36AM
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BravoWhiskey5280
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well if i understood it right, if the test is two weeks after the dance, just hydrate and exercise..or just stick to drinking..have fun
Sep 17 2008 1:38AM
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Z_rob
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So alcohol is usually worked outta your system by the next day?
Sep 17 2008 1:40AM
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BravoWhiskey5280
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I think so...Some one clarify me
Sep 17 2008 1:41AM
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Z_rob
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yes somebody please clarify
oh and +++karma for helping me out on this with legit answers
Sep 17 2008 1:42AM
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Scott~
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Dont smoke weed, if its an important job you probably shouldnt drink too much either. Chances are if youre plastered and hanging around people smoking you wont be in the state of mind to say no.
Sep 17 2008 1:44AM
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Heath.
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Hair is as long as you've had your hair and smoked. Urine is about a month if you dont smoke much. If you exercise alot, drink alot of water and don't have much body fat, then 2-3 weeks is reasonable. Just don't risk it, smoke when you get the job to celebrate.
Sep 17 2008 1:45AM
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BFFset.
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Average for weed is 4 weeks... I suggest just drinking it will be gone in the next day or two. There are various ways to clear your system but none that are 100 percent sure to work. One i have used in the past is you go get a bunch of niacin tablets (its a vitamin) and take a shitload like at least 5 times the recommended dose. It wipes your sytem clean but you'll feel pretty shitty like shakes, maybe a fever but its worth it. I did it three days in a row a week before a test and was fine...
Sep 17 2008 1:45AM
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BFFset.
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Oh yeah the niacin only works for urine test so if they do hair you're fucked.... I'd just drink and smoke once you get the job. If the job is that important it would be worth not getting high for a couple of weeks...
Sep 17 2008 1:47AM
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Z_rob
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ok sweet answers guys
ive given you all 10/10 karma.
thanks for the help i think im just not gonna smoke, maybe get a little buzz on drinking then hope it all goes good. or just do nothing at all.
Sep 17 2008 1:50AM
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Parkboy
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dude get as drunk as you want it won't matter unless you're going in like the next morning or something, but sure as hell 2 weeks later there is nothing to worry about!
Sep 17 2008 1:55AM
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Z_rob
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alright thanks. im gonna get wasted then haha. might as well
Sep 17 2008 1:57AM
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notomatoplz
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your body metabolizes about half an ounce of pure alchohol every hour. in other words your all good if you stick to drinks
Sep 17 2008 1:58AM
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Goglines
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theres actually some drink (a detox thing) you can get at GNC and i heard it can get pot out of your system in 24 hours. my friend said his friend did that so idn how legit that is though..

if youre noided out about it though just stick to drinking
Sep 17 2008 1:58AM
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Z_rob
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ya i think im just gonna stick to the drinking in this case but once i get that job im gonna get blitzed out of my skull in weed
Sep 17 2008 2:00AM
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BravoWhiskey5280
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ha ha...sounds good..blitzed is a new one.
Sep 17 2008 2:09AM
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Z_rob
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haha ya i got it from harold and kumar.
funniest movie ever
Sep 17 2008 2:13AM
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skithe49th
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These things dont work, there a fucken joke and a waste of money. Dude if i was you I would just get shwasted during and after the dance then smoke an oz after you get the job
Sep 17 2008 2:17AM
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Z_rob
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i like the way you think
Sep 17 2008 2:18AM
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skithe49th
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hella
Sep 17 2008 2:22AM
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Well, common drug tests display the following:

THC
Amphetamines
Phencyclidine
Opiates
Cocaine

So if you have your heart set on drugs I would suggest Psilocybin, Mescaline, LSD, 2c-i, Lysergic seeds, etc. Psychedelics are the best drugs anyways, and they don't show up on tests.
Sep 17 2008 2:24AM
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skithe49th
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Get that Purple-urple haha then go night skiing, or take it before your dance make it even better
Sep 17 2008 2:27AM
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schlopy
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yeah the detox stuff will only clear your urinary tract, such as cranberry juice, and water, and those other stupid things haha. But THC is in your fat cells so the only true way to detox is to work out and keep drinking water. If you were to smoke at the dance it would be smart to not smoke at all before so your clean, then it will take around 3 days to be out of your system depending on how much u smoked especially if you workout, and drink a lot of water. The alcohol will be out of your system by the next day especially if you drink water before bed, which i recommend anyways to avoid a hangover, so it all comes down to how important it is for you to smoke. If i were u i would just drink. JEa
Sep 17 2008 2:42AM
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morocco_mole
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try to work out like a couple hours at least every day. try to lose like 10 or 20 pounds in the 2 weeks and youll get rid of all the fat where thc is store in
Sep 17 2008 2:49AM
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whattheshit
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just do coke man.

4 days max.
Sep 17 2008 2:56AM
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DaveM
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just drink alot of water if you do. you can also take a pill that gets it out of your system
Sep 17 2008 11:53AM
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PopsicleStand
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dude i have taken so many drug tests right after weed and opiates and alcohol its rediculous. like probably 7 or 8. just to clarify though, and this is important, how often do you smoke now and it would be two weeks from that last blaze to drug test yes?

assuming you smoke around once a week, i would say give it up now, although i would still give you an 80 percent chance of passing with nothing but water (im not really sure how efficient cardio would be, but it couldnt hurt either).

if you smoke less than once a month, dude get blazed you will pass that shit with ease. i blazed some dank bud and a fatty paddy of opium and then i took a DOT drug test (very strict where my chick had to stare at my johnson while i pissed so that i wouldnt try any funny business). passed. all i did before was drink hecka water. 

the hair thing is true, it can be detected as much as 6 months later. however, as far as i know, they only use that on parolees. and i can guarantee that for whatever job you are going for its going to be the basic old piss test. 

you gotta remember this system kinda does this shit as a joke. so many people (although i dont burn anymore) smoke weed, and do more too unfortunately. I know multiple doctors and surgeons, and unlimited nurses and other staff that i have or do work with that smoke pretty regularly. some deal in small quantities. and most of these guys are standout medical professionals. like one of those RN/Medics that flys in air ambulances, bariatric surgeons, and on and on.

if you clarify how much you smoke and when your last burn will be before the test i can spark note all this haha.
Sep 17 2008 1:07PM
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Tortao
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my brother got this drink(not sure on the name) at a smoke shop, and he smokes alot of weed, but he had to pass a drug test and he passed.
Sep 17 2008 1:13PM
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Z_rob
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once every two weeks
Sep 17 2008 1:28PM
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PeterNorth
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Drinking takes 12 to 24 hours to get out of your system. Weed takes about 1 month, it really depends how much u some it tho. If your going to get drug tested go to the store and get some pills called nicene. This will get it out in about 1 day... Also drink lots of water....
Sep 17 2008 1:46PM
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PeterNorth
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sorry i spelled the pill wrong its niacin
Sep 17 2008 1:47PM
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Microcosm
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do regular blood tests, like the yearly ones you get for the doctors to check your health, look for thc or drugs too?
Sep 17 2008 3:46PM
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tomalom
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when i was being drug tested for school last year i never had any problems
was tested twice a week and i smoked a few times during it and always passed my tests without ever doing anything. they were piss tests btw, maybe my body metabalizes faster than normal but you should be good with 3 or 4 days
Sep 17 2008 4:14PM
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