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I had a "Shitty" bail, literally.
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So the other day we were riding and having a great day on this fun mid-sized park, everything was sweet. Until I got the stupid idea to try an overflip, figured it'd be the opposite to doing unders. Rolled up to this jump that was about a 20footer, with waaaay too much speed, and tried to throw an over. Ended up completely bailing out, starting to spin, then ended up upside down and basically got slammed right onto my back on the flat, about 40ft rather than 20.
I landed so hard that I SHIT MY PANTS. I'm not kidding. At first I thought I was dead, then I thought it was my tail bone sticking out of my skin, then I realised it was a turd hanging out of my butt. Nice. Some of the worst pain I've ever felt and I still can't feel my legs, but yeah has this ever happened to anybody? Why? And yeah I pulled up the bottom of my pants and it rolled out. Haha
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OMG! Dumbest mofos ive ever seen....
o and sorry bout ur ass dude. I agree with everyone, get it checked out for SURE!
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that sux dude im sorry, and wtf were they thinking in the video above^
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I actually read a similar story in a freeskier mag...i forget who the skiier was but he hucked this fairly large cliff and landed it..but when he went to his buddies he was like HOLY SHIT..I SHIT MY PANTS..his friends thought it was just a saying because he was scared but he actually shit himself...when you land on a hard impact, your excretory system (a.k.a. your butthole) can only hold so much pressure...once that high pressure hits that area, it releases what it is holding..you fell and landed hard on you lower back area obviously where your butt and excretory organs are located..you hit the pressure limit of your system hence the reason why you shit yourself....
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That would be none other than Hugo Harrisson, I read that too.
What you mean is that the sphincter muscle can't handle the pressure (a couple times your weight on impact, aka A LOT), so you shit yourself. It happens to even the best so I wouldn't be so embarassed...
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I'd be Embarrassed, I'd never go the the place my shit rolled out of my pants either...
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haha thats what i meant to say...but i didnt know how to spell sphincter so i just tryed to describe it best i could hahaha
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