um, i don't go to the movies for fun, thank you, but i'm definitley not a hick. i shoot guns often, but it's because i'm one of the angriest people you'll meet and it helps me blow off steam. i don't drink beer, though- i prefer Belvedere and RedBull or Coke or an 18+yr old scotch. so, because i'm not a dumbass redneck, i'm too ignorant to know what life's about? really? so, life's about sitting in your broke-ass trailer home in the woods, fucking your 250lbs wife/sister, getting drunk enough to accept your reality, shooting random shit to prove you're a man to whomever might be around, listening to THE shittiest music on the planet and acting like it's a God-send, driving a truck you can't even afford to fill all the way, doing all your shopping at Walmart, and being constantly poor as shit? um, i'll take a pass on that life and go the route of actually making something of my life, having expensive, fancy things (like a mansion instead of a broke-ass trailer home), having a beautiful, slender wife who isn't related to me, avoiding country music at ALL COSTS, driving Benz's and Porsches, shopping at Gucci, Prada, and Dolce & Gabbana stores, and never needing to worry about my finances.
rednecks are the ignorant ones. if they knew anything, they wouldn't be drunk as shit, fucking their sister in their trailer out in the woods.
and don't tell me not to get all defensive or to settle down- i'm not being defensive and i'm not upset, i'm just enjoying being an asshole.