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Obsessedwski
Posts: 2261 - Karma: 71
WOW. I bought shampoo and bodywash from London Drugs, paid for it, then left it there. I just literally got the change and walked out. Not a single thought about where my purchase was, I just fucking walked out! I can't believe myself.

And to top it off, I just noticed! I walked from the store, 5 blocks, waited for the bus for a good 15 min. then another good half hour on the bus, and 3 blocks to my house. I noticed in front of my door that I didn't recall having stuff in my hands on my way home when I should've. Fuck me sideways. Now I have to go back and get it. I hate myself.
Sep 16 2008 12:37AM
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Obsessedwski
Posts: 2261 - Karma: 71
any other stories like this to make me feel a bit better about myself? I'm feeling pretty dumb right now. I'll read them later, after I come back, probably in about an hour. AAAGH
Sep 16 2008 12:42AM
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BravoWhiskey5280
Posts: 4020 - Karma: 520
thats ridiculous.. jk...naw ive done that before and it sucks...at least it wasnt like anything to valuble
Sep 16 2008 12:43AM
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bailer
Posts: 2178 - Karma: 14
smoke a joint on the walk balk to get ur shit
Sep 16 2008 12:44AM
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Stone421
Posts: 88 - Karma: 10
Once I opened a Reese's Cup, threw the cup away and put the wrapper in my mouth. Needless to say I was less than pleased. What a waste of a bangin candy.

Maybe that's a little like your story, on a smaller scale?
Sep 16 2008 12:48AM
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Grube
Posts: 962 - Karma: 14
yeah i do stuff like that to. there was this one time when i was calling some one on the phone and i felt my pocket for my phone and when i didn't feel it in my pocket i panicked. i felt like suck an idiot when i realized it was in my hand.
Sep 16 2008 12:52AM
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Fish_Sandwich.
Posts: 9108 - Karma: 16
People do that all the time at the grocery store I work at.
Sep 16 2008 1:05AM
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prontocuts.com
Posts: 5244 - Karma: 42
Ive done the opposite, just walk out of the store with something I forgot was in my hand, subliminal shop lifting perhaps?
Sep 16 2008 1:11AM
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lydiaiskwllol
Posts: 514 - Karma: 11
happened to me many times...
Sep 16 2008 1:33AM
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smuggsVT
Posts: 2145 - Karma: 19
one time after i was done skiing i had $5 in my hand and i went into this store and i was going to get some gummy worms.  so i got up to the register and somwhere between the time i got the candy and got to the register my money dissapeared and i felt like an idiot and i had to put all of my shit back.
Sep 16 2008 9:30AM
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anthony_B
Posts: 1279 - Karma: 64
That has happened to me one too many times, and it always seems to happen when I am buying small shit like food.
Sep 16 2008 9:36AM
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k-rob
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were you high? the only times i've almost done that, i've been high.
Sep 16 2008 10:01AM
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Obsessedwski
Posts: 2261 - Karma: 71
Haha nope not high, I don't smoke...yet. Nor was I drunk. Glad to know there's people out there who's had their moments. Keep them coming by the way, the stories are great!
Sep 16 2008 10:39AM
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beer.
Posts: 3096 - Karma: 44
I actually put 20 dollars on a gas pump, and then drove off without pumping it.

that totally sucked.  I realized it after half an hour of driving, and called back, but the shift had changed, so there was no way to verify it.
Sep 16 2008 10:47AM
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timmi
Posts: 12874 - Karma: 3,460
yesterday i sprayed fabreeze up into the air above my head. i then looked up to see the wonderful ball of mist i had created and was bombarded with little balls water that stung like a mofo.
Sep 16 2008 11:01AM
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Hedwig595
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Dude smaller scale?! You threw away a reeses!! Hahahah I love those, I'd seriously contemplate getting it out of the trash, man thats straight dev to end up with the wrapper lol.
Sep 16 2008 11:31AM
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