Taken from powder magazine.
1. There's no avie danger It's bluebird.
2. Yea, we're prepared. We got a cell phone.
3. Patroller: "do you know what the avie danger is today?"
Skier: "It wasn't too badlast time we shredded it."
4. "Backcountry gear? Yeah, this snowboard rips in the pow.
5. I would be wearing my transceiver but the batteries are dead.
6. (my personal favorite) We don't need beacons, shovels and probes. We're just going to film.
7. Beacon? My two friends and I have one. We trade it back and forth,
8. We have all that stuff. It's in the car. We arn't going to the top.
9. What difference does it make if I have my gear or not? I'm riding alone.
10. I was going to get a transceiver next paycheck, but my boy friend needs the money for a tat.
11.I've practiced. The guy at the store showed me how to find one in a trash can in the alley. I did it twice!
So yea ten of those were heard by the stevens pass patrol last year (powder mag made up one), and I just want to know which of you fucks are dumb enough to think any of that. And people wonder why somany people died in avalanches last year.
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