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Neckbeard tips

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4mica
Posts: 1017 - Karma: 60
 i'm trying to grow a neck beard but having some trouble. anything i can do to help speed up the process ?


also how do you suggest to keep your epic neckbeard clean ?






Sep 15 2008 9:13PM
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Peter.
Posts: 23796 - Karma: 13,014
rogaine where you want hair
Sep 15 2008 9:15PM
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freezed
Posts: 12973 - Karma: 500
put rogaine on your neck, then duct tape over it, sprinkle a circle of salt on the ground and spin around in it 5 times. when you wake up the next day your neckbeard will have grown in power and stature.
Sep 15 2008 9:25PM
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whattheshit
Posts: 6562 - Karma: 107
all natural like the amish
Sep 15 2008 9:30PM
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CHEEZ--IT
Posts: 110 - Karma: 20

trust me, you cant learn how to grow a n'eard.  you either grow it or you don't

Sep 15 2008 9:30PM
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rj.
Posts: 3323 - Karma: 28
the title made me life "neckbeard tips" hahahahah not ripping on anyone i just find it hilarious for some odd reason
Sep 15 2008 9:33PM
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clive_bixby
Posts: 1834 - Karma: 499
i heard smoking mad cigs makes you have INTENSE neck beard
Sep 15 2008 9:34PM
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Inbred_Redneck
Posts: 2776 - Karma: 28
That goes for any facial hair...

I'm 17 and capable of growing a neckbeard, however i dont, i rock the chinstrap or none at all.
Sep 15 2008 9:34PM
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prontocuts.com
Posts: 5244 - Karma: 42
I can grow a neckbeard and a goatee, but cant grow a real beard :(
Sep 15 2008 9:41PM
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killabees
Posts: 8558 - Karma: 494
im sure you have lots of friends
Sep 15 2008 9:42PM
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Fish_Sandwich.
Posts: 9108 - Karma: 16
Sounds like me when I was 17 (almost 2 years ago)
Sep 15 2008 9:45PM
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Microcosm
Posts: 4765 - Karma: 153
I don't know wtf you're talking about.
Sep 15 2008 9:50PM
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ryan.c
Posts: 6592 - Karma: 14
i sort of envy those that have the choice. i just straight cant. i guess its better than having it growing out of control
Sep 15 2008 9:51PM
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babujib
Posts: 5039 - Karma: 104
dude thats the way to go, then just die it afterwards a friend of mine is in a creative pube contest and hes using it
Sep 15 2008 9:54PM
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WILLFRO07
Posts: 392 - Karma: 15
i would vote au-natural n'eard.

Sep 15 2008 11:04PM
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DDrem.
Posts: 3552 - Karma: 24
contact this guy

neckbeard.jpg

Sep 15 2008 11:09PM
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ChanchoVelez.
Posts: 1029 - Karma: 11
maybe you are just incapable of growing one
Sep 15 2008 11:11PM
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ZavierV
Posts: 5077 - Karma: 100
you need to hit puberty first, but neards are pretty greasy dude. are you sure you're man enough?
Sep 15 2008 11:39PM
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shortdawg
Posts: 1359 - Karma: 19
wut.
Sep 15 2008 11:44PM
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4mica
Posts: 1017 - Karma: 60
i'm gonna give it a try, it will be a test of my manlyness
Sep 16 2008 2:25PM
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Sno.
Posts: 12155 - Karma: 6,152
i second this
Sep 16 2008 2:28PM
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Greenish
Posts: 2047 - Karma: 367
shave the neck daily
Sep 16 2008 2:34PM
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