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You have been invited to go fuck yourself!

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EastCoastPride
Posts: 11654 - Karma: 4,989
Message from:
Freezy

Date Sent:
2003-10-30 19:29:39



You have been invited to go fuck yourself! To go fuck yourself, simply go to the pants, drop them, and insert a random household object!



Teddy
SRMC
Poniverus
''We should be penguin poachers. We raid penguin farms to make super special chocolate Penguin FFFCHWWW Milk. Then after the milk harvest we can keep the penguins as our pets. DANK shit if you ask me.'' -FreshCoast
Oct 30 2003 7:31PM
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Diabhal
Posts: 1003 - Karma: 10
consider it done
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They call me the centaur, I'm a man but I'm built like a horse from the waist down.

I have reason to believe my penis was exposed to LSD. When I ejaculate I have flashbacks

The Official NS Pirate with Matt Harvey's seal of approval
Oct 30 2003 7:40PM
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bigtreefallhard
Posts: 1014 - Karma: 11
done by many, too many times




what you gonna do when shit hits the fan, are you gonna stand and fight like a man, will you be as hard as you say you are, are you gonna run and go get your bodygaurd
Oct 30 2003 7:41PM
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Mattman
Posts: 19108 - Karma: 16
^ lol that's rich
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2 weeks ago I went to Outdoor school Camp with my grade.My teacher was in a Field talking to his Girlfriend at 11:30 pm, my friend and I were suspicious so we flashed a flaslight in the eyes of my teacher and they were closed. We Burst out laughing I said 'His having phone sex'. So the Next Day I went around and told EVERYONE in my grade what happened last night. I said to them 'on the count of 3 we'll say MR. GIBSON were you MASTERBATING last night. My teacher we so red, it was fucking Hilarious

My Teacher: Yeah I Whack The Dog
Another story coming soon...

the girls in mammoth are like parking spaces - the good ones are already taken and the rest are handicapped -mammothpunks
Oct 30 2003 7:42PM
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sacha
Posts: 1367 - Karma: 18
i dont need an invitation its already done.


SKIING IS LIFE...the rest is just details.

eat/sleep/drink/drink some more/ski
Oct 30 2003 8:16PM
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mystic
Posts: 497 - Karma: 10
hahahahhaha...i haven't been invited to any of these 'cults'
Oct 30 2003 8:26PM
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linemaverick540
Posts: 4017 - Karma: 8
me either and if i am, im not joining cuz all it does is divide skiers... the srmc is better then cock sucker anonymous... no the csa is better then the so and sos yea! we are superior.. its bull shit


member5054
Oct 30 2003 8:31PM
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NickMartini
Posts: 7761 - Karma: 8,356
i got that message and i did it
-NICK MARTINI
CANNON CREW
-NORTHEAST CULT*****
Oct 30 2003 8:39PM
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EastCoastPride
Posts: 11654 - Karma: 4,989
freezy and i... we're tight. tight like tigers.


Teddy
SRMC
Poniverus
''We should be penguin poachers. We raid penguin farms to make super special chocolate Penguin FFFCHWWW Milk. Then after the milk harvest we can keep the penguins as our pets. DANK shit if you ask me.'' -FreshCoast
Oct 30 2003 8:41PM
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Nine_Milla_Killa
Posts: 6783 - Karma: 23
Join the anti-cultist non-cult then.
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Oct 30 2003 8:45PM
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P-JO
Posts: 6853 - Karma: 75
I'm in four cults, I don't get how that works because what if one of my cults fights the other cult, what do I do? Take freezy's advice or just slit my wrists right there?




-Pat

Salomon Large Helmet for sale, asking $69, but message any offer
Heres the exact helmet Salomon Screamer
Oct 30 2003 8:47PM
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jarossamdb7
Posts: 6322 - Karma: -10
ok you guys, NS cults arn't supposed to be agenst eachother. Think of them as discussion groups. cults is just a name. I currently have a cult that talks about music. it isn't liuke it is better or worse than any other cult, it is just where you would go to talk about punk rock with other poeple who are enlightened about the subject. not a compitition.


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Smalls Like chicken!!!
Oct 30 2003 8:54PM
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P-JO
Posts: 6853 - Karma: 75
^thanks man, I thought we were suppose to fist fight. Your a genious.




-Pat

Salomon Large Helmet for sale, asking $69, but message any offer
Heres the exact helmet Salomon Screamer
Oct 30 2003 9:03PM
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Itsbackfliptime
Posts: 18901 - Karma: 75
^don't listen to him. The FARP cult comes first. We are a superior race.

Coming Soon...
Oct 30 2003 9:17PM
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Concord
Posts: 4700 - Karma: 47
I want to be in a cult :)

Im a Dumbass
Oct 31 2003 2:24PM
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Lanemeyers
Posts: 5007 - Karma: 19
VIVA LA RESISTANCE!!!!!!!!!

Commander of the Silent Army

Viva La Resistance!
Oct 31 2003 2:34PM
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Lanemeyers
Posts: 5007 - Karma: 19
Jodi is in my cult....she is the virgin stripped nude and put in the gigantic glass cubicle over the river Thames..... VIVA LA RESISTANCE!

Commander of the Silent Army

Viva La Resistance!
Oct 31 2003 2:46PM
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Lanemeyers
Posts: 5007 - Karma: 19
Who has a gay cult? I wanna be in it... Not being invited already hurts me... it hurts like a big dick!

Commander of the Silent Army

Viva La Resistance!
Oct 31 2003 2:49PM
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Lanemeyers
Posts: 5007 - Karma: 19
David Blaine is a virgin? Sweet, i gotta call my mom....

Commander of the Silent Army

Viva La Resistance!
Oct 31 2003 2:54PM
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404404
Posts: 11358 - Karma: 21,034
so ass fuckign is cool now?




'My arm hurts, I think I had a Stroke'
-Some girl in my school

'At least my boy friend didnt finger my ass hole with strawberry shampoo'
- Words siad durring a Bitch fight

'Bagger my ass, its probley just Mill House'
- Homer Simpson

Sluty girl: 'Im so bad that i run with gangs'
Cartman: 'Yea well, I run with Ten Gangs..'
-South park episode
Oct 31 2003 3:34PM
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Lanemeyers
Posts: 5007 - Karma: 19
It's an underground sport.... you'll like it in a few years...

Commander of the Silent Army

Viva La Resistance!
Oct 31 2003 3:51PM
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Lanemeyers
Posts: 5007 - Karma: 19
It's an underground sport.... you'll like it in a few years...

Commander of the Silent Army

Viva La Resistance!
Oct 31 2003 3:51PM
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Bangor
Posts: 9599 - Karma: 129
hahahaha..... we didn't get it the first time.....
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Formerly Need2Ski69
Oct 31 2003 8:52PM
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221
Posts: 3488 - Karma: 11
i just fucked my hand...

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'Your mom has a nasty gouge.'

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'you lazy asshole' -Crystal-needs-a-park
Oct 31 2003 9:18PM
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Crystal-needs-a-park
Posts: 9939 - Karma: 15
i just fucked your mom, does that count?
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Sam Caylor - Famed Fatass, Post Whore, And All Around Slut Bag
Oct 31 2003 9:38PM
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3ski6guy0
Posts: 9201 - Karma: 132
no
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BC Fusion - Skier Tested, Mother Approved
Nov 1 2003 12:23AM
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philipc
Posts: 6651 - Karma: 1,286
hahahahaa bummmmp
Sep 16 2006 5:53PM
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linemaverick16
Posts: 534 - Karma: 10
That's a pretty strong title
Sep 16 2006 7:12PM
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-+Siver+-
Posts: 1902 - Karma: 12
haha
Sep 16 2006 7:14PM
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Melvs
Posts: 15174 - Karma: 480
I Love Teddy Blank... where have you been my whole life, PLEASE COME BACK I AM NOT WHOLE WITHOUT YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sep 16 2006 7:22PM
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skiierman
Posts: 28699 - Karma: -5,563
Where did he go anyways? He was a nice breath of fresh hate on this site... and funny as all Mexicans.
Sep 16 2006 7:29PM
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ski_cartel
Posts: 6598 - Karma: 18
wow, thats odd
Sep 16 2006 7:32PM
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chapz
Posts: 10182 - Karma: 66
hahah it does have a great title
Sep 16 2006 7:33PM
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