Replying to I'm goin to hell...
this last thursday i had gotten knee surgery for a tear in my maniscus and throughout the weekend have made great progress in regaining my strength in my left knee. tonight i went over to my mom's casa for some din and sat on the couch and started playin with some little kid. the little kid insisted on showin me his karate skills and though hesitant, i proceeded to let him after a short lecture on no matter what the circumstance, he must avoid my left knee. the little fucker thought he'd pull a quick one on me and after his karate lesson he came over to the couch actin like he was lookin for somethin and through the gnarliest punch right down to my left knee cap! this is where the 6yr old learned that when defenseless i can actually be quicker than Chuck Norris himself. before he knew it( and i knew it) i had my hand wrapped around his melon and had him ground into my carpet. thats right, a 20yr old palming some 6yr old. he didnt cry but i think he got the point that i wasnt messin around with the knee. the worst part is, this is the second time within a year that i had done this to a little kid. im sure im goin to get karma raped for this but i couldnt let this story go untold. im goin to hell...
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