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I'm goin to hell...

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miralas
Posts: 584 - Karma: 10
this last thursday i had gotten knee surgery for a tear in my maniscus and throughout the weekend have made great progress in regaining my strength in my left knee. tonight i went over to my mom's casa for some din and sat on the couch and started playin with some little kid. the little kid insisted on showin me his karate skills and though hesitant, i proceeded to let him after a short lecture on no matter what the circumstance, he must avoid my left knee. the little fucker thought he'd pull a quick one on me and after his karate lesson he came over to the couch actin like he was lookin for somethin and through the gnarliest punch right down to my left knee cap! this is where the 6yr old learned that when defenseless i can actually be quicker than Chuck Norris himself. before he knew it( and i knew it) i had my hand wrapped around his melon and had him ground into my carpet. thats right, a 20yr old palming some 6yr old. he didnt cry but i think he got the point that i wasnt messin around with the knee. the worst part is, this is the second time within a year that i had done this to a little kid. im sure im goin to get karma raped for this but i couldnt let this story go untold. im goin to hell...
Sep 15 2008 2:02AM
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Skibumsmith
Posts: 5432 - Karma: 11,823
yeah yer goin to hell but the shithead deserved it
Sep 15 2008 2:09AM
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Bepo
Posts: 8195 - Karma: 17
word, that kid deserved it, gotta show him you aren't messin around
Sep 15 2008 2:11AM
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chames
Posts: 2331 - Karma: -33

its a dog eat dog world dude

Sep 15 2008 2:11AM
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purplejumpsuit
Posts: 2208 - Karma: 157
no your not, that would be such a reflex move that you are deff not, little bugger deserved it anyways.
Sep 15 2008 2:17AM
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lydiaiskwllol
Posts: 514 - Karma: 11
i agree. i would've done the same
Sep 15 2008 2:30AM
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Fish_Sandwich.
Posts: 9108 - Karma: 16
That fucker deserved it, he's going to hell not you.
Sep 15 2008 2:33AM
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fsscott
Posts: 4684 - Karma: 114
i hate fucking kids that do it

this is why im refraining from teaching skiing...


Sep 15 2008 2:58AM
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james44
Posts: 3323 - Karma: 578
i would do it
Sep 15 2008 3:06AM
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TheWorst
Posts: 7883 - Karma: 17
Man thats fine, i think god would say something along the lines of "way to put that little fucker in place." Post surgery is scary shit man, if anyone fucks with you there dead. I had surgery on my chest and my friend thought it would be funny if he punched me, so he did, then i tried to break his cheek bone and failed but he got the point that i wasnt fucking around
Sep 15 2008 4:22AM
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anthony_B
Posts: 1279 - Karma: 64
You shoulda knocked the little fucker out... JK.

Next time just sit him down and explain to him what he did was wrong, and if he doesn't again YELL.
Sep 15 2008 7:13AM
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urbanjib
Posts: 1801 - Karma: 255
yea he deserved it...i would have done the same thing...
Sep 15 2008 9:08AM
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pat_in_the_hat
Posts: 3019 - Karma: 2,695
drew, you were going to hell before that, so dont worry about it
Sep 15 2008 10:13AM
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mistaskia
Posts: 1252 - Karma: 32
well you will be in good company cause im definatly going to hell as well.  hah, yeah that kid deserved what he got, he knows karate he should of defended himself. 
Sep 15 2008 12:25PM
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JamesR
Posts: 3396 - Karma: -12
Never let little  kids know your weakness.  I doubt he would have hit it if you had just let him swing away and not tell him about it. Get well soon yo.
Sep 15 2008 12:56PM
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k-rob
Posts: 14217 - Karma: 2,891
i would have thrown him out the nearest window, i don't think you're going to hell for that, he deserved it.
Sep 15 2008 1:02PM
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Peter.
Posts: 23796 - Karma: 13,014
haha yeah, im pretty sure anyone wouldve taken some sort of swing at this kid if he had done that to them
Sep 15 2008 1:04PM
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KarmaSkiier
Posts: 461 - Karma: 6
nahh its straight. i had my acl torn and i was skiddish around people
Sep 15 2008 1:37PM
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Sno.
Posts: 12155 - Karma: 6,152

if they aren't crying yet...game on

Sep 15 2008 2:03PM
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FUUUCK
Posts: 18426 - Karma: 4,888
he's 6... how big was he?
Sep 15 2008 2:11PM
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dandougherty
Posts: 1002 - Karma: 2,619
wow i would have been fucking pissed at him dude
Sep 15 2008 2:58PM
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oiECSoi
Posts: 1447 - Karma: 10
good company??!! bulllllllshit haha nahh man, but i'll see ya there. i'll bring the brews
Sep 15 2008 4:40PM
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Malcolm
Posts: 15951 - Karma: 9,451

ill bring these badboys to keep our beers cold

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Sep 15 2008 4:47PM
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Malcolm
Posts: 15951 - Karma: 9,451
haha you fail malcolm

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Sep 15 2008 4:48PM
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idontactuallyski
Posts: 1320 - Karma: 19
+++ karma. I would have done the same thing
Sep 15 2008 4:59PM
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Canuker
Posts: 4730 - Karma: 165
++karma dude, the kid desrved it, you put him in his place.

he has to learn that you dont fuck with people that way and someone has to teach him so why not you.
Sep 15 2008 6:02PM
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neon1peace
Posts: 998 - Karma: -1
yeah dont worry about goin to hell for that, I know a few little kids like that who would punch me if I had surgury, and Im such Id punch em back
Sep 15 2008 8:38PM
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KravtZ
Posts: 6637 - Karma: 2,629
try workin with kids that age for 6 weeks over the summer some of the shit they do to piss you off is rediculous and u cant do that to them cause ull get fired but i would just sock those fuckers if i could
Sep 15 2008 8:40PM
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B-VUR
Posts: 1237 - Karma: 167
That kid fuckin deserves it. Way to show his place.
Sep 15 2008 8:41PM
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C0RN
Posts: 365 - Karma: 113
its ok i like to push little kids off their bikes
Sep 15 2008 9:25PM
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Inbred_Redneck
Posts: 2776 - Karma: 28
Where i come from its the belt or the paddle, no yelling.
Sep 15 2008 9:31PM
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BASS_PRO_SHOP
Posts: 1519 - Karma: 52
personally, i would have raped the shit head. your fine
Sep 15 2008 10:19PM
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mistaskia
Posts: 1252 - Karma: 32
riley think about it.... i am definatly going to hell, there is no way around it. 
Sep 15 2008 10:27PM
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RIDEDIRTY
Posts: 307 - Karma: 10
+++++++KARMA
Sep 15 2008 10:44PM
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Shpadoinkle
Posts: 10437 - Karma: 84
I had my bro in a headlock on the floor today because he was being annoying - he's 6'4".
Sep 16 2008 12:26AM
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jack_weisman
Posts: 2310 - Karma: 169
"your practically sprinting there." yo he had that coming, it was karma... anyone...
Sep 16 2008 12:27AM
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miralas
Posts: 584 - Karma: 10
the kid cant be any bigger than 4' and has to be somethin close to 100lbs. but i think he's like a partial FAS baby or somethin cause the kids not all there. plus i know his mom's been in prison for awhile for some kind of substance abuse...
Sep 17 2008 8:10PM
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charmander
Posts: 10636 - Karma: 370
when my friend kicked my arm, i pinned him up against a locker by the throat and headbutted him.

this is post op btw.
Sep 17 2008 8:34PM
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skiblandford
Posts: 1503 - Karma: 2
i gave you + karma for such a funny story
Sep 17 2008 8:38PM
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the.hoffman
Posts: 1372 - Karma: 283
youre not going to hell... A few years ago I was lying down on a bench and this little kid came and punched me in the eye and by reaction I threw him off the bench. I felt awful, but it was just a reaction to being punched in the eye.
Sep 17 2008 10:49PM
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