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You Know You're Drunk When

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ThaLorax
Posts: 21079 - Karma: 8,445
This worked well in the 420 forum for a "you know you're high when...".  Let's give it a go here.



You know you're drunk when.....






every other word that comes out of your mouth is "fuck you man"



your turn:


Sep 15 2008 1:21AM
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ilikeplants
Posts: 1868 - Karma: 17
When you can throw up for a few minutes straight and go back to drinking 10 minutes later
Sep 15 2008 2:43PM
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leckett1
Posts: 6476 - Karma: 294
When your sitting in a hot tub with your feet up and dont feel the mosquitos eating the shit out of them
Sep 15 2008 3:33PM
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VT_FLO
Posts: 3806 - Karma: 147
your 360 indie turns into a 270 assplant
Sep 15 2008 3:44PM
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Sno.
Posts: 12155 - Karma: 6,152
NSG, no less.
Sep 15 2008 3:48PM
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creighton
Posts: 3837 - Karma: 3,400
when ur fellow 2bi4 member beats up 2 cops and is now in jail and another totals their car in the same night
Sep 15 2008 3:52PM
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Bean_Slc
Posts: 514 - Karma: 25
alright if this is true elaborate now
Sep 15 2008 4:29PM
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johnnypsunami
Posts: 5024 - Karma: 221
that sucks.
Sep 15 2008 4:36PM
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Malcolm
Posts: 15951 - Karma: 9,451

damn i hope thats true

Sep 15 2008 4:39PM
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Snowcase
Posts: 11456 - Karma: 634
When you smooth talk a bouncer into convincing him you're 18 then realize it was 2am and you've been 18 for 2 hours.

To go along with that:
When you're at IF3
Sep 15 2008 4:40PM
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grams.
Posts: 7406 - Karma: 186
hahhahahah omg dude. that was spot on.
Sep 15 2008 6:12PM
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DaveM
Posts: 2936 - Karma: 1,558
you know your drunk when:

You lose arguments with inanimate objects.
You have to hold onto the lawn to keep from falling off the earth.
Job interfering with your drinking.
Your doctor finds traces of blood in your alcohol stream.
You fall off the floor...

Sep 15 2008 6:39PM
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Ski_Midwest
Posts: 551 - Karma: 10
yes, very bad girl problems the next day.
Sep 15 2008 6:39PM
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Proze
Posts: 1094 - Karma: 7
You know your smashed when you karate chop the slider and female piece off of you bong :(

Or wake up at 7 in the morning and convince yourself its ok to drink river water cause you too hungover to walk to the house.
Sep 15 2008 7:12PM
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GuerillaSki
Posts: 217 - Karma: 10
you know your drunk when..... you wake up the next morning to find puke all over your laptop, phone, and desk and think your roomate did it but it was really you.
Sep 15 2008 7:20PM
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ShadyHillGroup
Posts: 2881 - Karma: 213
Fuck yeah, its fucking beruit not beer pong for anyone who thinks differently, and you know you are drunk when you pass out waiting for your food at denny's
Sep 15 2008 7:20PM
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ThaLorax
Posts: 21079 - Karma: 8,445
this happened over the summer:

when you wake up to your mom telling you that you somehow slept through your dog throwing up on your bed but secretly you know it was you.
Sep 15 2008 9:44PM
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STREETS
Posts: 1443 - Karma: 15
When you can't feel your face, shitty beer tastes like nothing, and when you start ranting in german in my case hahaha.
Sep 15 2008 10:22PM
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babujib
Posts: 5039 - Karma: 104
hahah i love those
Sep 15 2008 10:28PM
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hawaiiansteeze
Posts: 3255 - Karma: 3,226

-when the last thought you remember is at 10:30 and the party went till 1 in the am
-you fall asleep in your boys sisters bed because u wanted a comfy place to sleep and shes at college
-you dont remember running the table with a kid, let alone playing with him once
-after every drink you think "o boy, shouldnt have done that"  then someone wants to shotgun with you and you concur
-you puke multiple times and dont rememebr it

idk tried to think of some from a party last weekend

Sep 15 2008 10:33PM
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babujib
Posts: 5039 - Karma: 104
-when weezyblog makes sense
Sep 15 2008 10:39PM
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Edward.
Posts: 9366 - Karma: 445
-when you cant even spit game to girls and just end up laying down on top of them instead
-when youre having a party and you go up to girls and ask "hey i got monopoly in my room wanna come play it with me?"
Sep 15 2008 10:43PM
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skitoggrob
Posts: 1249 - Karma: 22
when you puking in the streets after/during the massive party at if3
Sep 15 2008 10:45PM
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WhoWantIt
Posts: 395 - Karma: 26
when you put all of your focus into walking and you still end up on the floor.
Sep 15 2008 10:47PM
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saucybiscuits
Posts: 2554 - Karma: 173
you think the cab fare meter is the clock.
Sep 15 2008 10:49PM
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gunstalk
Posts: 336 - Karma: 10
when you drink 20 beers and half a handle of wiskey think your fine to bike home end up eating shit and leaving your bike rght in the middle of the road and pass out on some randoms persons front lawn and you wake up in the morning with puke next to you and have to start in a varsity football game in half an hour
Sep 15 2008 10:53PM
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Clevinger
Posts: 394 - Karma: 8
-Concrete is hugely comfortable

-You manage to blow chunks on the other side of a folding cupboard door

-You are suddenly pro at parkour. like, FRENCH pro.

-breaking into the cars outside the BMW dealership is an excellent idea.

-All disputes can be solved with a vertical leap competition.

-You carry your buddy to the hospital after the vertical leap competition

-You start playing sports like Big European Stranger Rodeo (record, 8.59 seconds)

-You start kicking people just to see if you'll feel guilty about it.

-Everything flat is fair game for a power nap, including cars stopped at intersections.

-Drinking games become drinking sports, with officials, swiss timing, and biased commentary.

Sep 15 2008 11:06PM
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treesmann
Posts: 2675 - Karma: 49
youre sledding down the stairs at ur buddy's apartment
red wine tastes like water
u bounce from wall to wall when ur walking down ur dorm hallway

Sep 15 2008 11:16PM
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dmc12380
Posts: 3545 - Karma: 792
when you wake up in a hotel room that isnt yours
Sep 15 2008 11:29PM
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JonathonChandler
Posts: 905 - Karma: 423
when your name is peter olenik
Sep 16 2008 12:19AM
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[Adam]
Posts: 1937 - Karma: 256
when you have been staring at an orange juice can because it says concentrate
Sep 16 2008 12:29AM
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ShadyHillGroup
Posts: 2881 - Karma: 213
Game Over
Sep 16 2008 1:22AM
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cheezitbitch
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You know your drunk when...

       you convince yourself that you can speak and understand another language.
Sep 16 2008 1:41AM
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skitoggrob
Posts: 1249 - Karma: 22
hahahaah yes i did that this weekend, i was speaking in chinese to some random girls after the salomon party at IF3
Sep 16 2008 11:46AM
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jKutcher
Posts: 3936 - Karma: 4,260
when you start yelling at people at a party to get out of your house when you are in fact not in your house at all
Sep 16 2008 12:09PM
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Snowcase
Posts: 11456 - Karma: 634
You would think being in Montreal you would try to speak french...

BonjourHi
Sep 16 2008 5:22PM
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[~_~]
Posts: 20239 - Karma: 1,273
Guy love? On the left...
Sep 16 2008 5:34PM
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Crock360
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Sep 16 2008 6:59PM
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cmeriptahoe
Posts: 1785 - Karma: 12
when you don't remember anything past 10 and you wake up in the morning and look in your phone and see incomprehensible texts that were sent as late as 4.
Sep 16 2008 7:02PM
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buchanan.
Posts: 1911 - Karma: 156
when everytime you open your eyes its like you took a picture with your mind and nothing moves...... you also cant move.....
Sep 16 2008 7:37PM
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moonofendor
Posts: 1484 - Karma: 14
when you yell at the driver to slow down when ur at a stop sign.

when u can chill and have a good time with some one that you would have kicked the shit out of if you were sober.


Sep 16 2008 8:00PM
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babujib
Posts: 5039 - Karma: 104
hahaha my friend was and i were at a party this weekend he got shitted and his parents are both ex-FBI agents and this kid at the party was telling us how he was going to jail for pushin angel dust and OC and shit and my buddy started running around the house yelling "FEDS FOR LIFE, FEDS FOR LIFE" pretending to shoot the criminal
Sep 16 2008 8:06PM
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Greenish
Posts: 2047 - Karma: 367
haha, always a classic
Sep 16 2008 8:24PM
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-Mugatu
Posts: 2579 - Karma: 84
first time i actually laughed out loud on NS, thank you sir,

Sep 16 2008 8:34PM
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Caveman.
Posts: 9067 - Karma: 330
You know youre drunk when you sex a girl in the back of your friends furniture delivery van and then try to convince her to pass out there with you because the hard floor of the van is so comfortable then you just end up driving home at 6 Am

You know youre drunk when you chug a pitcher of beer at a bar when the owner of the beer is making out with some annoying girl from cali.

You know youre drunk when these are your friends at a party and they seemed perfectly normal at the time:

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Sep 16 2008 8:43PM
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lorida
Posts: 2833 - Karma: 46

When you wake up from the couch you were passed out on, walk home through gang territory getting very very evil looks, get home, look in the mirror, and realize someone tagged you're face while you were "sleeping" with the opposing gang's tag.

Whoop!, I almost died!

Sep 16 2008 8:54PM
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d-rok
Posts: 594 - Karma: 113
when you wake up in the hospital

when your buddy passes out while skiing down a trail at night

when you wake up the next morning and youve got only one ski, no poles, and no helmet
Sep 16 2008 9:13PM
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hemlockjibber8
Posts: 5974 - Karma: 3,529
when you wake up beside a girl and there's an unused condom on the floor

...and you don't know if that's a good or a bad thing
Sep 16 2008 9:27PM
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little_boo
Posts: 1303 - Karma: 231
-you tell everyone that you can walk down the stairs just fine... then you eat shit and slide down a good portion of them.
-you're lying down on the ground looking at the stars, then force your eyes closed because you're spinning far too fast.
-you're stuck lying down on the floor. with a broken collarbone, hiccuping and cursing every time you do so. then you tell everyone that you're FIIINE to drive home- but you can't even stand up.
Sep 16 2008 9:35PM
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FuMang
Posts: 57 - Karma: 10
dont get too drunk or you might wake up with his dick in yo butt
Sep 16 2008 9:40PM
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Blurst
Posts: 13577 - Karma: 10,169
when youre too drunk to swim thorugh a bay witha deepest point of about 3 feet then proceed to go to someone cottagers small scale wedding party and try and convince them you can walk across the water of the actual big bay and try to convince them that if anything goes wrong chuck norris will save you

or if you think your paddle boat is sinking and you start to try and paddle with your hands...in 2 feet of water
Sep 16 2008 9:47PM
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