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Dorm mate revenge HELP!

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pRETTyLight5
Posts: 500 - Karma: 85
so the other day i stole this kids bed from his room and hid it on the second floor, today he flipped my bed and hid my sheets. i need help planning revenge on this kid!! what do i do next?
Sep 12 2008 4:50PM
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laxstar
Posts: 1051 - Karma: 11
pee in his butt?

Sep 12 2008 4:53PM
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Myke
Posts: 937 - Karma: 11
Superglue in his keyhole. Have sex with his gf.
Sep 12 2008 4:53PM
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RudyGarmisch
Posts: 25443 - Karma: 13,845
Put a fish taco in his dresser.
Sep 12 2008 4:54PM
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Myke
Posts: 937 - Karma: 11
nvm I change my vote to this.
Sep 12 2008 4:54PM
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sk1er
Posts: 614 - Karma: 10
roll a giant snowball in a couple months and put it under his sheets
Sep 12 2008 4:54PM
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pRETTyLight5
Posts: 500 - Karma: 85
i would do this but it has to happen within the next few days
Sep 12 2008 4:56PM
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pianoman
Posts: 2503 - Karma: 779
no, it's knee in his vag now.
Sep 12 2008 4:57PM
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GreenStezz
Posts: 3570 - Karma: 714
get him drunk and rape him..........................................
Sep 12 2008 5:01PM
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skithesprings
Posts: 9086 - Karma: 1,349
superglue assorted change to his desk.
its impossible to get off without ruining the desk and he cant do anything on it like writing because it will be all uneven.
Sep 12 2008 5:07PM
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Dr.Barq
Posts: 720 - Karma: 15
rest a trashcan of water on his door so when he opens it it falls in? or you could fill the area outside of his door with cups of water stapled together,  or foil all his shit.  or get him shit faced and tell him he hooked up with a questionable chick and that he said he loved her idk man theres alot of stuff to do
Sep 12 2008 5:11PM
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ilikeplants
Posts: 1868 - Karma: 15

+1

Sep 12 2008 5:11PM
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Alex_G
Posts: 11902 - Karma: 1,019
crap on his pillow
Sep 12 2008 5:24PM
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OAK_TREE
Posts: 2683 - Karma: 12
edit that to crap in his pillow. less noticeable. and that superglue and change idea is also a must do.
Sep 12 2008 5:34PM
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strongmark
Posts: 3278 - Karma: 883
my freshman year we stole some kids door and covered the doorway with newspaper.


Sep 12 2008 5:37PM
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beer.
Posts: 3096 - Karma: 44
fill his room with panthers, but make sure they're the black spotted kind which are endangered.  then add some impalas, with heartbeat monitors that are linked to acid bombs.  when the panthers go for the impalas and kill them, the bombs will detonate, turning the panthers into a fine mist which will stink to high heaven.  when the RAs come show them photoshopped pictures of your roommate and benjamin netanyahu planning the whole thing and BAM, your roommate gets arrested for killing an endangered species, and 1990's israel loses US support, culminating in a pan-arab victory which strengthens anti-american sentiment abroad.
Sep 12 2008 6:02PM
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currentwestman
Posts: 3292 - Karma: 330
thats low stealing Silence's avatar.
Sep 12 2008 6:09PM
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pianoman
Posts: 2503 - Karma: 779
that was amazing...full karma
Sep 12 2008 6:10PM
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bikerocker
Posts: 1427 - Karma: 461
ditto, best shit i"ve ever seen.  did you black out when you released all that awesomeness?
Sep 12 2008 6:30PM
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kingcomet32
Posts: 638 - Karma: 13
haha also full karma, i was out cold for 20 after reading it
Sep 12 2008 8:21PM
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artfullydodged
Posts: 8358 - Karma: 1,674
glue his textbooks to the ceiling
Sep 12 2008 8:26PM
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pRETTyLight5
Posts: 500 - Karma: 85
im not tryin to be a bitch but i need something that wont fuck up his property.. just cause i dont really know this kid that well and i dont know if hes a bitch or not..
Sep 12 2008 8:30PM
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tweakard
Posts: 59 - Karma: 30
saran wrap his car then put peanutbutter on leaves and stick them all over his windows
Sep 12 2008 8:35PM
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carbon.pulse
Posts: 3348 - Karma: 23
Give him laxatives then go to the bathroom and put superglue on the seat of the toilet.

When he needs to crap hes fucked and can go for one of 3 options:

1) Sit down and take the prolonged crap, ending up stuck to the seat.
2) Sit down, realise theres shit on the seat and stand up with superglue stuck to his arse. End up shitting everywhere and having superglue stuck to his arse which will be a bitch.
3) See the superglue on the seat, try to wipe it off with tp and since it will be a bitch to get off it will cost him precious time and end up shitting himself.
Sep 12 2008 8:39PM
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skijunkiedtm
Posts: 9229 - Karma: 61
set a few alarms under his bed? leave a dead fish under his bed? flip his whole room?
Sep 12 2008 8:42PM
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0123456789
Posts: 9226 - Karma: 148
laxatives, execpt put saran wrap under the seat, so it just sprays up, but he still shitting so he cant do anyting about it.

or take hi s bed apar, and hide the peices in various places around the room.

but also, get a new icon, and why did you take his matress out in the first placce, sounds to me like your the bitch.
Sep 12 2008 8:43PM
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hellomynameisjef
Posts: 5794 - Karma: 167
i would have to say... put a layer of saran rap over the toilet bowl, and then put the seat down, and then feed him laxitives. he will poop and it will spray every where, hilarious. short sheet his bed, glue his shit to the walls/ceiling
Sep 12 2008 8:54PM
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-Mugatu
Posts: 2579 - Karma: 84
Cream Cheese in his deodorant or instead of saran wrap, fill his toilet with gelatin so it has the same effect as the saran wrap but after he has to scoop it out and it will be dirtty, especially if you give him laxitives first
Sep 12 2008 9:03PM
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nickrdwd
Posts: 250 - Karma: 10

the crap reminded me of a funny story, last year my parents were being a little too harsh on my brother whent they caught him smoking and so my brother jus shit in a bag and hid it inside my dads computer, it was a precious moment when my dad finally realized what had happened.

but i reccomend

Find a small hypodermic needle and syringe, Fill it with Habanero pepper extract or hot sauce inject extract or sauce into your roommate's fruit, vegetables, cakes, ice cream, and anything else you can find that's edible.

Sep 12 2008 9:06PM
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ryan.c
Posts: 6592 - Karma: 14
if you're going to do anything with the bathroom, you have to remember to take out all the toilet paper and the paper rolls, from every close bathroom.


a garbage can full of water is good. but you can do better. stack plastic cups filled with water throughout the entire room. get some people to help you after he leaves for class. make sure u fill them to the very top.


you could loosen his chair so it breaks when he sits on it.


save up a ton of beer cans/bottles and just put them all in his room. you'd need a lot tho.


if he drives a car around campus, remove his spark plugs so it doesnt start.


when it gets cold out or its raining, get a wooden stick and glue/nail it onto the window frame so it wont close.


rearrange his room so that his side is switch with his roommate's
Sep 12 2008 9:48PM
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kylemiller
Posts: 316 - Karma: 16
shit in a plastic bag and put it under his pillow.
Sep 12 2008 9:52PM
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Shpadoinkle
Posts: 10437 - Karma: 85
I doubt he wants to get pink eye.
Sep 12 2008 10:36PM
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Aaaron.
Posts: 11817 - Karma: 903
that is brilliant
put a drop or two on each of the first 5 squares of toilet paper, or put some chopped habeneros inside his showerhead
hot pepper to the privates SUCKS
Sep 12 2008 10:42PM
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Jballz
Posts: 1638 - Karma: 79
take a shit on a plate, freeze it then cut it up into little bits and put the bits into the pockets of all his clothing, when it melts it will smell like shit
Sep 12 2008 10:43PM
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steezemeister
Posts: 1186 - Karma: 37
i love you... no homo
Sep 12 2008 11:05PM
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steezemeister
Posts: 1186 - Karma: 37
also if you can, just put like 5 drops of eye drop solution (visine) in something he drinks. it won't hurt him, but he will shit and throw up everywhere. seriously. its like a mouth and ass laxative. double whammy
Sep 12 2008 11:07PM
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Jwalk
Posts: 4647 - Karma: 134
in it so when he lays down it squishes then its hard to get out it stinks
Sep 12 2008 11:23PM
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Heath.
Posts: 838 - Karma: 149
Axe bomb, period. AKA tape down the button on an axe can and toss it in his room. Or piss in a cookie sheet, freeze it, then slip it under his door in the middle of the night and it will melt and smell horrible in the morning.
Sep 13 2008 2:52AM
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tomahawk
Posts: 2006 - Karma: 53
instead of the axe bomb, use fart spray and tape that down and roll it under his door.
hold the door shut so he cant get out.
Sep 13 2008 3:30AM
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BASS_PRO_SHOP
Posts: 1519 - Karma: 52
remind me never to piss you off
Sep 13 2008 3:31AM
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Billek
Posts: 5665 - Karma: 98
The better way to do an axe bomb (less time with it spraying everywhere in your hand) is to take the plastic top off, leaving only the metal can.  On the top there will be a little white stem, take it, and smash it on the floor/wall/anything hard.  This will shoot it up into the can, allowing the stuff to spray all over.
Sep 13 2008 8:55AM
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Malcolm
Posts: 15953 - Karma: 9,500
take of his bed cover and piss all over his sheets
Sep 13 2008 9:17AM
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Ryanvdonk
Posts: 12811 - Karma: 1,971
dont do that, someone did that to me, and it shorted an outlet. its super annoying. basically you should be the more mature one, you are in college, grow up.
Sep 13 2008 9:33AM
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