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The knights who say "NI'!

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schlopy
Posts: 818 - Karma: 7,015
So if you add what the knights in the holy grail (before ickickypatoinga) say plus what we hold when we ski (well most of us) then you have the name of the kid who bangs emo chicks. Not just your regular emo chick, but one with a tall and large boyfriend. If you understand this message you may laugh. It began as simply as this kid sitting next to her on the bus while she silently slit her wrists, he felt sympathy so he invited her over. Turns out, she was down with getting freaky with younger kids and now this put this kid in a sticky situation. He is now at risk of gettin a major beating from her unforgiving boyfriend on his return to school. Good Luck Buddy!
Sep 11 2008 9:29PM
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ryan.c
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i thought this thread was going to be hilarious. like about that movie, but u ruined it for me.
Sep 11 2008 9:30PM
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Blurst
Posts: 13577 - Karma: 10,169
cool story hansel
Sep 11 2008 9:31PM
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schlopy
Posts: 818 - Karma: 7,015
plus karma for being brutally honest
Sep 11 2008 9:33PM
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ThaLorax
Posts: 21083 - Karma: 8,456
I hope this doesn't ruin it for everyone but is this about NoPoles or Nipples?
Sep 11 2008 9:35PM
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StevenLarick
Posts: 640 - Karma: 130
Its true I swear
Sep 11 2008 9:36PM
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860
Posts: 2930 - Karma: 166
plus karma for making me legitimately laugh
Sep 11 2008 9:37PM
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schlopy
Posts: 818 - Karma: 7,015
plus karma for giving me plus karma
Sep 11 2008 9:38PM
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babujib
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plus karma for giving him plus karma for giving you plus karma
Sep 11 2008 9:41PM
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no_steeze
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by creating this thread you bumped another thread that was probably useful off the page so now everyone looks at this fail instead of that other thread.....so basically....." " hansel
Sep 11 2008 9:42PM
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schlopy
Posts: 818 - Karma: 7,015
ok look at your name, now look at you post, they are the same! By the way i give you minus karma for using the most played saying ever. This is what i think of you >


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Sep 11 2008 9:46PM
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Skibumsmith
Posts: 5432 - Karma: 11,820
this was sooooo worth my time
Sep 11 2008 9:46PM
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schlopy
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plus karma for being able to be sarcastic on the internet...
Sep 11 2008 9:47PM
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schlopy
Posts: 818 - Karma: 7,015
p.s. your karma is outdated, it's 2008, man
Sep 11 2008 9:49PM
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martin.
Posts: 2115 - Karma: 34
Find me a shrubbery
Sep 11 2008 9:50PM
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-Nick-
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that was an amazing movie
Sep 11 2008 9:58PM
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schlopy
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Sep 11 2008 10:00PM
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martin.
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wow you get 10/10

thanks for the lol
Sep 11 2008 10:02PM
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Aaaron.
Posts: 11817 - Karma: 903
bahahaha
my sister had pet rats for 10 years
i love the little things!!
Sep 11 2008 10:03PM
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fsscott
Posts: 4684 - Karma: 114
bahahhaa i don't know the guy but tahts' hilarious
Sep 11 2008 10:09PM
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ryan.c
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i was going to give you + karma for doing it to me, but now i have another reason....hahahahahahaha hilarious. good post
Sep 11 2008 10:20PM
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Peter.
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good luck nipps
Sep 11 2008 10:21PM
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no_steeze
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and i give you minus karma for being a useless douche!!! yay, it's a great circle of hate...and satanic dolphins
Sep 11 2008 10:48PM
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schlopy
Posts: 818 - Karma: 7,015
thank you! im not into true internet hate i was just tossin your turtles man! so i give you an E-handshake and you can accept it or not accept it, you chose. Anyways satanic dolphins are fucking dope.
Sep 11 2008 10:56PM
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no_steeze
Posts: 23992 - Karma: 4,272
well you hit my soft spot, there's no other way to toss my turtles than by using satanic dolphins, i'll accept the e-shake and raise your karma a little bit, just for the sake of raising it a little bit
Sep 11 2008 11:05PM
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solitaryman
Posts: 3578 - Karma: 123
This kid is more of what this site needs.

It's almost a lost cause.  I almost never come on here anymore because everyone is so god damn serious and depressing and shit.

SCHLOPE=WINRAR11!1
Sep 11 2008 11:08PM
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schlopy
Posts: 818 - Karma: 7,015
wow magically you now have karma of 2008 and i feel like an idiot. Well played.
Sep 11 2008 11:29PM
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whattheshit
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ROW ROW FIGHT THE POWAH!
Sep 12 2008 4:11AM
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b-kul
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what is your favorite color?
Sep 12 2008 3:20PM
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schlopy
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blue.... no yellow!
Sep 17 2008 3:06AM
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eastcoastsoloMAN
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Sep 17 2008 12:12PM
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PASKIINGSUCKS
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It's just a flesh wound.


Seriously though if it goes down we need some pics from dadsteeze on the extent of the carnage.
Sep 17 2008 3:10PM
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