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Anyone have this problem?
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When you know you're gonna have sex wiht the chick but then your mind thinks of all this sketchy shit and you cant help it. Like pregnancy, stds, gettin walked in on etc etc. So it totally kills your mood not to mention your chub. This shit keeps happening to me. What the fuck? I'm getting sick of it. Anyone know what I'm saying? any tips? Its shitty.
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lets give it up for my first post.
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mabe you like men?
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im pretty sure thats not it... anyone serious?
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yeah STD representing. and yeah what cj said.
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no i find that i dont really care about anything but the prospect of some tang.
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thats cool for u. i wish i was the same way. i guess i think about the shit too much. but i cant help it. all well. i guess a lil alcohol will take the edge off until i get more used to it and shit.
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CJ was right, your probibly gay
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again CJ's right
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2 weeks ago I went to Outdoor school Camp with my grade.My teacher was in a Field talking to his Girlfriend at 11:30 pm, my friend and I were suspicious so we flashed a flaslight in the eyes of my teacher and they were closed. We Burst out laughing I said 'His having phone sex'. So the Next Day I went around and told EVERYONE in my grade what happened last night. I said to them 'on the count of 3 we'll say MR. GIBSON were you MASTERBATING last night. My teacher we so red, it was fucking Hilarious
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cjs right
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yeah this one time, I got really wasted, and took the most violent shit ever. serious. my ass and I fought for most of the night, but in the end I was vitorious, until that back stabber attacked after our treaty, and i had to get new boxers - lineskier03
just stand closer to the explosion. it will make it seem biggger.-aoe
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the girls your fuckin arent hot enough, period
die.
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or their on thier period, so you dont wanna fuck em. and you dont like anal. and cheese.
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yeah this one time, I got really wasted, and took the most violent shit ever. serious. my ass and I fought for most of the night, but in the end I was vitorious, until that back stabber attacked after our treaty, and i had to get new boxers - lineskier03
just stand closer to the explosion. it will make it seem biggger.-aoe
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Yep cj's got it, your gay im afraid
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....Or are you a scared little virgin?
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well we all cant get as much experience as they do in alaska.....i didnt even know people had sex in alaska..id figure its too cold
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Yeah, well, you suffer from homo-unerectus. That means your wang is hugeified by men and not by women.
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if neither of you have ever had sex before can you get an STD? I guess theres like genetic stuff.
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I wouldn't know...but you could be gay....
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you get her pregnant: change your name and grow a goatee.
Mom walks in: give her a thumbs up and ask if your doing it right.
std's: are funny.
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I don't know about most STDs in terms of genetically obtaining them, but I know AIDS can be passed from mother to child.
About the virgin thing, I was just implying that virgins are usually more freakish about STDs and whatnot that non-virgins.
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a friend of mine is doing a report for english on abortion and stuff....and shes using this book on womens body and all different questions girls had and i quote....'dear yada yada yada...my vagina flaps are all brown and they hang over it,they are shriveled too' should i be worried
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-kevan
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five0, welcome to my sig, congratulations
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my vagina flaps are all brown and they hang over it,they are shriveled too'
Originally Posted by Phunk
'Nobody will see your nice skis while you're crying in the dark, pussy.'
Originally Posted by Cams
'butt sex is wild, and it don't cause no child'
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ill have to get a pic of that book
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-kevan
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ahahahahah
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either you're gay, which is ok with me as long as u dont do it in front of me, or ur just too paranoid. dont think about the bad stuff.
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