Replying to WTB: cheap fake plastic snowboard

you know, the one you got for christmas when you were six, and its now in your garage somewhere? like the super buttery plastic snowboards that you can like slid down your yard with? if you can make some sort of makeshift binding with flip flops they're actually loads of fun in the summer or winter (see my profile for pictures).
but yeah, if you have one lying around, i'd be happy to pay shipping and take it off your hands.

thanks